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Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

my prepper bag is just my switch+games, weed vape pen and glass bowl

tbh i don't own much else

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
my prepper bag is the security of knowledge that id probably be happier dead than living in a hole eating canned tuna for the rest of my short life

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
I trust that this will be an apocalyptic pandemic based on CSPAM's record of being right on Hillary 2016, Elob Musk, the economy, war in Iran, Catalan Independence, war b/w India and Pakistan and idk like anything else

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

cspam only has to be right once, the naysayers have to be right every single time

Mantis42 fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Jan 25, 2020

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Colonel Cancer posted:

From GBS


Boomerflu is real

Oh god please hit florida hit florida hit florida

half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


The only people who are gonna die are male baby boomers. this flu is literally a gift from God.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Just saw a Chinese puke into the town well

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Just saw a Chinese puke into the town well

:chloe:

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

revised to 2.6 transmission rate


https://twitter.com/mrc_outbreak/status/1221032729971773440

explanation:

https://twitter.com/neil_ferguson/status/1221068606877904897

and this sucks


https://twitter.com/bethgalvinfox5/status/1221074312729370625

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
novel viral outbreaks always hit health care professionals hard so that’s not going to be the last unfortunately.

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
watching some themed movies starting with contagion

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



seasonal flu has an R0 of 0.9 – 2.1, with a mean of 1.3; the R0 of the 1918-1919 pandemic-causing Spanish flu is estimated to have ranged from 1.4 – 2.8, with a mean of 2.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




between 60% and 90% holy hell

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

had held off on getting my flu shot this year, guess ill be hitting walgreens tomorrow

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
"Wuhan Flu" ryhmed with something and I couldn't remember what until I thought of China's 5 year plan propaganda song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTiBgHIWKik

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
casual racism in cspammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm alert

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
its casual racism saturday, whats the problem

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


it is possible it can still be contained imo, and it definitely seems that the PRC is going all out to try. but basically if it isnt contained quickly this seems like itll be pretty bad.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If you get multiple flu shots it actually amplifies the protection

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MgNcE8mRM0

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
FOMITES

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

If you get multiple flu shots it actually amplifies the protection

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
David Dees is going to just LOVE mandatory coronavirus vaccination

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grim vision of the very real future

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Are there any new age goop types who think the flu is a plot between trump and China to infect the USA with mind control autism “vaccines” yet?

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

cramming my lungs with vape juice, so the virus has nowhere to nestle

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

meanolmrcloud posted:

cramming my lungs with vape juice, so the virus has nowhere to nestle

hell, same

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

meanolmrcloud posted:

cramming my lungs with vape juice, so the virus has nowhere to nestle

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
propylene glycol is a natural anti-viral

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

meanolmrcloud posted:

cramming my lungs with vape juice, so the virus has nowhere to nestle

I'm just going to exhale for the next couple weeks

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
protip water is slightly acidic and kills all viruses. just open your gills and live in the ocean for a few months till it all blows over

Uranium Phoenix
Jun 20, 2007

Boom.

Crusader posted:

had held off on getting my flu shot this year, guess ill be hitting walgreens tomorrow

you should get it, but corona viruses are a completely different family of viruses

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Xaris posted:

protip water is slightly acidic and kills all viruses. just open your gills and live in the ocean for a few months till it all blows over

what da gently caress then how did we get a fish virus??

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Uranium Phoenix posted:

you should get it, but corona viruses are a completely different family of viruses

oh i know, i just dont want to be presenting flu symptoms in a medical setting (or have to be in a medical setting) while this is going on

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

what da gently caress then how did we get a fish virus??
It's because they took the fish out of the water.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


A Buttery Pastry posted:

It's because they took the fish out of the water.

goddamn i knew the chinese were up to something

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Hearing about lots of folx down in Iowa getting the shits after a fish fry????,I wonder if the egg salad had fish flu??????

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006

Ill Peripheral posted:

I trust that this will be an apocalyptic pandemic based on CSPAM's record of being right on Hillary 2016, Elob Musk, the economy, war in Iran, Catalan Independence, war b/w India and Pakistan and idk like anything else

being wrong is like the main appeal of CSPAM, that's why i love posting here.

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
Bernie is gonna win

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

TeenageArchipelago posted:

Hearing about lots of folx down in Iowa getting the shits after a fish fry????,I wonder if the egg salad had fish flu??????
the next plague comes from lukewarmdish

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