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Vincent posted:You are aware what pedophilia is, right? Or did I misread your post? E: Except maybe Queen Liz. Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Dec 5, 2019 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I think they were trying to say that given Wolverine's true age, every human ever fails the 'half your age plus seven' rule for him. Ahhh ok.
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Dec 5, 2019 08:53
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Wolverine should bang Apocalypse and be the young partner for a change.
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Dec 5, 2019 13:39
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There was that one time with Hercules.
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Dec 5, 2019 13:51
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Samuringa posted:There was that one time with Hercules. Alternate reality versions of him and Herc. I think the last anyone's heard of them, Herc wanted to go to the underworld to get Howlett back? Too bad Marvel doesn't seem interested on picking that plot thread back up. 
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I don't have a way to post screenshots, but basically the whole new issue of Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man is perfect for this thread.
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New Year's Evil: This story opens on Black Adam invading some secret island near the north pole and kicking the poo poo out of some fantasy monsters and no one knows why, until...    
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Dec 23, 2019 21:59
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I like how Adam first has to beat Saint Nick in battle before making his request. Kind of like "I need to ask a favour but first I must defeat you in battle to show you I am better than you"
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Dec 23, 2019 22:33
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Christmas would be a lot better if you taught kids that in order to get presents they had to beat Santa Claus in physical combat.
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Dec 23, 2019 22:43
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Since when is Black Adam a good guy? Not that I'm minding
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Since when is Black Adam a good guy? Not that I'm minding Black Adam has always been the Saviour of Kahndaq.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Since when is Black Adam a good guy? Not that I'm minding Since the mid-2000s, BA's been not good per se, but incredibly gray. He overthrew the dictator of Kahndaq and installed himself in his place. But it's kind of like Latveria where everybody is kind of cool with their supervillain leader*. And unlike Dr. Doom, Adam never really tends to actively antagonize any heroes. He tends to stick to home and unless you come at him or gently caress with his country/people, he won't mess with you. *at least when Latveria is being written as a nice place, I know different writers tend to write it like a miserable place to live. TwoPair fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Dec 24, 2019 |
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Dec 24, 2019 04:59
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They've just been slowly turning him into Namor and hoping that it's so gradual that no one notices.
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It's super cool that Black Adam would beat up wizard to make a little girl happy but also I'm pretty sure Santa exists in the DCU.
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Gnome de plume posted:It's super cool that Black Adam would beat up wizard to make a little girl happy but also I'm pretty sure Santa exists in the DCU. He is. I don't have the page handy so I offer this up instead 
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Dec 24, 2019 09:32
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Every year he gives Darkseid a lump of coal, no matter how many traps are in his way.
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Dec 24, 2019 10:55
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Gotta be an Elseworlds because in the main universe Batsy's head would be sailing over the Atlantic.
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Lobo killed Santa Claus because the Easter Bunny was jealous. I thought this was cannon for the DCU
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Elfface posted:Every year he gives Darkseid a lump of coal, no matter how many traps are in his way. The Anti-Gift equation
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Madkal posted:Lobo killed Santa Claus because the Easter Bunny was jealous. I thought this was cannon for the DCU Nothing involving Lobo is canon, other than A) He exists and B) used a Green Lantern ring to make a giant energy-dick.
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Klaus and the Witch of Winter: Two kids have been abducted to lure Santa Claus into a trap. The eponymous witch of winter has already captured one of the children. (I'm clipping generously to cut out irrelevant action scenes and not hopefully not post too much. I think it all still works)     (Santa wins the fight here)   
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I'm all set to have one of the shittiest Xmas's ever (unemployed, most of my family dead, and to top it off one of my cats got out of the house somehow and I spent Xmas Eve in the cold calling for her to come home, to no avail). I can't sleep because I'm so upset, hence me posting in the wee hours of Xmas morning. So that Black Adam comic has me in literal tears right now. Just this dude who's always been portrayed as a bad guy being all "gently caress you, St. Nick, you best deliver to all the kids, ya hear? ALL of them, even the ones in Kahndaq." Teth-Adam, please find my kitty
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Really hope your cat comes home. And maybe afterwards there is some lightning in the background.
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Has the cat returned?
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Given the nature of cats, it is probably staying out to spite the OP.
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Dec 28, 2019 06:08
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The cat did return (reporting from another thread in order to ease the fears)
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Sorry in advance for posting in thread where the last post is a month old, but I saw this comic by Mike Maihack (Cleopatra in Space) and wanted to share it. I thought about posting it in the fan art thread, but I think it works better here.
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Cleopatra in Space? Does she eventually get killed by an asperoid?
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Milotic posted:Cleopatra in Space? Does she eventually get killed by an asperoid? My wife is so mad at me right now. Thank you for this terrible joke.
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Bit of a long set-up but here: Superman Smashes the Klan #3 is a book primarily about... well, Superman smashing the KKK (or its stand-in, the Klan of the Fiery Cross) and helping a Chinese family adopt to life in Metroplis. But there's a B-plot about Superman himself. It's Golden Age Superman, which means he's only faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound instead of the usual powers we associate with him nowadays. But he's recently been recovering a lot of memories he'd buried as a kid like his parents revealing he's an alien or of suppressing powers like heat vision to fit in and be normal. Now he's bringing a girl home (via leaps, natch) after an adventure.   (after this he goes and finds a kryponian artifact he'd thrown in a lake as a kid and that's since grown into a Fortress of Solitude and has a emotional meeting with his birth parents for the first time. There's a lot of sweet scenes in the book throughout but this is the best part I could think of that's both told in consecutive pages and doesn't last too many pages to be posted here. Everyone should buy this story though, it's really good even if you don't like Superman very much) TwoPair fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Feb 21, 2020 |
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You all are doing a fine job of convincing me to pick up this book.
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They really didn't need to do that good a job, and I'm so glad they did.
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It's a little thing but did you catch the cameo of the flying graysons
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If you squint at the marquee sign for the Smallville Lutheran Church, the scripture for the week is Leviticus 19:34. The theology nerd in me had to look it up, and it's: NIV posted:The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God. or KJV posted:But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God. Nice bit of detail, there!
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God that series had such a huge heart, I loved it.
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JacquelineDempsey posted:If you squint at the marquee sign for the Smallville Lutheran Church, the scripture for the week is Leviticus 19:34. The theology nerd in me had to look it up, and it's: heh, nice find
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Hey, change this name or don't post in BSS. If you don't want to spend money on it you won't need to, but I don't want to see this name around. How Wonderful! fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Feb 26, 2020 |
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Didn't know whether to put this in here or the badass thread so I figured since this thread hasn't been posted in in a while I'd go here. King Thor #4: In the last battle to save the universe, Thor had to kill an infection possessing the entire universe (it's more complicated than that but I'm trying to be brief). Long story short, while the universe is safe, it's also dying.     
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The best. Thank you for posting  Kinda hoping we get to see this kind of Thor eventually in the MCU.
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