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Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Fallen Hamprince posted:

a fun thing about catholicism is that the only way to prove the theory is for one particular old man to decide that he likes it, and at that point it becomes officially True

wow just like the news

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



SimonCat posted:

No, that's not how it works. Papal Infallibility was only officially defined in 1870 and has been invoked once regarding the Assumption of the Virgin Mary.

when u assume u make an rear end out of u and the virgin mary

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

catholicism: a very reasonable religious organization where the octogenarian chief priest only speaks with the voice of god when he really, really means it

Succbot Circlejerk
Jan 8, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
*moments before launching backward into the cockpit of a gigamech* i infallibly undefine infallability and expand its powers to infinity. good luck walking that back because now I'm the head of the thing that handles appeals for all that stuff

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

not as funny as mormonism though, where the Prophet gets to revoke core tenets of the religion whenever they become politically inconvenient. like the 60s happen and one day he's like "It's cool guys, God spoke to me and said black people get to be humans now"

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



how many miracles has joe bisen done

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

punchymcpunch posted:

how many miracles has joe bisen done

healed the soul of corn pop

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

RA4 is looking good

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1221255245117952000?s=20

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Fallen Hamprince posted:

this is true. original sin means they cannot go to heaven; in catholicism they go to limbo instead.

lmbo

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



SpiderHyphenMan posted:

give me the n-word tape goddammit

FINE. Here it is. Sheeeesh.

https://i.imgur.com/1bjw8Sr.mp4

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


Watterswords, the post-apocalypic 90s box office flop in which main character donald trump drinks his own piss to survive, and also drinks several other peoples piss, for sex reasons

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Fallen Hamprince posted:

not as funny as mormonism though, where the Prophet gets to revoke core tenets of the religion whenever they become politically inconvenient. like the 60s happen and one day he's like "It's cool guys, God spoke to me and said black people get to be humans now"

i still think it's funny that romney claims he heard this on the radio and had to pull over to cry (with "joy")

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Elephanthead posted:

Pretty sure unborn babies are considered sin free and can't be satan babies until you bath them in the blood of a demon. Someone tweet Hillary for confirmation.

Somebody hasn't watched The Omen

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Joementum posted:

i still think it's funny that romney claims he heard this on the radio and had to pull over to cry (with "joy")

it's incredible that he didn't know ahead of time!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
not a good look!

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1221276436914302978

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/mMxwjOpp7Kx4VruDMkEftkdBzFgRZ0uHQB1gvhaJj9g/https/i.imgur.com/cAm7fPo.mp4

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

:dong::yayclod:

:gritin::dehumanize::killing::guillotine:

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
he is cheating at four rat monty

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Fireside Nut posted:

I saw an ad for the daily show recently and I guess that’s still on? who the gently caress watches that anymore?!

I only see the ads when I'm in hotels and it's always Trevor Noah dropping megaton quips in the vein of "President Trump says 'bigly' and it's like... can someone buy this guy a dictionary???" *Dreamworks face, laugh track* It's definitely got whatever virus causes The Simpsons, long dead, to yet walk the airwaves.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Elephanthead posted:

Pretty sure unborn babies are considered sin free and can't be satan babies until you bath them in the blood of a demon. Someone tweet Hillary for confirmation.

Hillary isn't a bishop, she can't confirm anyone.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


beginning to suspect the conspiracy theory about how george soros is part of a globe spanning cabal that literally eats babies may have some worrying anti-Semitic undertones

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/briangaar/status/1221275583134552064?s=20

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Flavius Aetass posted:

giving mccain wings again explains what's going on with those jetliners

god drat

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

donald the dove

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

alright fine ill bite what's the nazi significance of 53-47

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Trump finally releases Michelle's whitey tape

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
KEN BONE. phew that was a close one

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/i_am_JPMack/status/1221279277259337728?s=20

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1221280888295694338
trump gonna drone strike the icc next

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

alright fine ill bite what's the nazi significance of 53-47

none that i know of. the first tweet is just to establish that they're a Q person.

53-47 is important for Qanon because Q "predicted" the Kavenaugh confirmation vote by posting that.

it turns out that there are a lot of Senate votes with that total because, well, there are 53 republicans and 47 democrats in the Senate.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

one of my favorite Dude quotes

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


The Best Commentary and Memes

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

yes

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Joementum posted:

none that i know of. the first tweet is just to establish that they're a Q person.

53-47 is important for Qanon because Q "predicted" the Kavenaugh confirmation vote by posting that.

it turns out that there are a lot of Senate votes with that total because, well, there are 53 republicans and 47 democrats in the Senate.

so what ur saying is that Q tells the truth?

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp



da ride share zone

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Fireside Nut posted:

da ride share zone

:golfclap:

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