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TwoDeer
Jan 13, 2005


Would hard consider a handle change to Satanic Pregnancy.

Terrible page snipe. Phone posting so someone please spot me a buck toothed dog.

TwoDeer fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Jan 26, 2020

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DreamingofRoses
Jun 27, 2013
Nap Ghost

Otteration posted:

Puerto Rico hit by a 5.0 quake amid ongoing seismic activity
nbcnews.com/Jan. 25, 2020
"The temblor comes a day after hundreds of people were evacuated from outdoor shelters that flooded after heavy rains hit the island's southern region."

Jesus. PR can't catch a break.

I would also recommend you guys actually watch the videos you're poopooing because those poo poo rags happened to skim them off the Internet before anyone else.

Edit: Actually neither of those videos linked is mentioned in either article and if the dumbass complaining about the Korean title in the second one bothered to read the description on the video he'd realize it's because it's a Korean man translating from a video posted by a Chinese nurse.

Edit 2: Technically a Korean residing in Australia whose Taiwanese wife translated but you take my point.

DreamingofRoses fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Jan 26, 2020

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..


LOL, let's not get too hasty about her support folks.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

DreamingofRoses posted:

Jesus. PR can't catch a break.

Imagine if it was Missouri, of course.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



hellotoothpaste posted:

LOL, let's not get too hasty about her support folks.


I remember when I saw that photo my first thought was, why are Bond villains in the US Mint

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Why does Trump think we entered the Korean War?

DreamingofRoses
Jun 27, 2013
Nap Ghost

Otteration posted:

Imagine if it was Missouri, of course.


I mean, the river in Missouri flooded for like the first half of last year (and the last half running up to now). They're still doing better than PR, but the federal gov't buying out floodplain homes doesn't get Trump votes.

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Could this be considered a type of poetry slam?

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

hellotoothpaste posted:

LOL, let's not get too hasty about her support folks.



She was born rich as hell and thinks that that makes her better than other people.

Wilbur Swain
Sep 13, 2007

These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
In Hell, Satan is chuckling condescendingly.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



lol rudy's too drunk for even judge janine

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1221262819296870401

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
https://twitter.com/AC360/status/1221251673936551936

more fun gonna come out.

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

eke out posted:

lol rudy's too drunk for even judge janine

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1221262819296870401

Hahaha, OAN is a shitshow I've been ignoring but how telling is it that FOX won't cut him off trying to sideline shoutout like... 7 times? No loving wonder Disney sliced the name off of 20th Century, don't blame em.

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

Quote ain't post, that only took more than a decade.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

eke out posted:

lol rudy's too drunk for even judge janine

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1221262819296870401

Rudy looks and sounds plenty sober there (the evidence!), but kinda also:

https://i.imgur.com/XVr9eKA.jpg

Otteration fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Jan 26, 2020

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Why are they doing this though? Is this just them flipping on Trump hard to save themselves?

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

empty whippet box posted:

Why are they doing this though? Is this just them flipping on Trump hard to save themselves?

Deliberate process to proactively undermine the mark, and we are just seeing it come to fruition.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
Sound taxes:

https://i.imgur.com/HbgAf9L.mp4

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

live action adaptation of lost.jpg

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/1221278354583818240

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

empty whippet box posted:

Why are they doing this though? Is this just them flipping on Trump hard to save themselves?

Trump called him a nobody which is the ultimate insult for a starfucker like Parnas. He gets to prove Trump wrong AND headline two news cycles for every clip he's got. He's dropping them now because interest will never be higher than when there's a chance they might do enough damage to get Trump removed.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sxSGKB3Sj0&t=912s

Trump complaining that Bush got the US into the Middle East and spent $7 trillion there. "Seven trillion dollars into the Middle East, but if we want to fix a school window there's no money."

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
I'm not gonna listen to that stuff but that quote makes him sound far more coherent than usual.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

papa horny michael posted:

I'm not gonna listen to that stuff but that quote makes him sound far more coherent than usual.

If its the same tape thats been reported on, thats because its 2 years old and he has declined a lot in a few years

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

papa horny michael posted:

I'm not gonna listen to that stuff but that quote makes him sound far more coherent than usual.

The Glumslinger posted:

If its the same tape thats been reported on, thats because its 2 years old and he has declined a lot in a few years

He seems pretty coherent and is making some good points about the steel trade. Apparently China is laundering steel through South Korea to sell on the US market.

Buffer
May 6, 2007
I sometimes turn down sex and blowjobs from my girlfriend because I'm too busy posting in D&D. PS: She used my credit card to pay for this.
The idea of Roberts recusing himself is loving hillarious. Who is gonna make him? The only way to hold him accountable is the process that would have already been subverted and requires 2/3rds of the land area to agree.

Like there are two outright rapists on the court. Federal judges do grab assery all. the. drat. time. Thomas fails to recuse himself over outright conflicts in regards to his wife all. the. drat. time. What is it going to take before we discard the idea of the judiciary and legal professions as legitimate, worthwhile institutions and not a bunch of bullshit farce we're putting up with because the alternative is violence too hideous to entertain and it's just not that bad enough yet for enough people? When will people abandon this hope that it will save us?

gently caress, the legal community isn't even making noises about reform. John Yoo has loving tenure and teaches because the academic freedom to say torture is totes legal is important for some reason! It's like the second most subverted field in academia after economics. Where does this faith come from?

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

SimonCat posted:

He seems pretty coherent and is making some good points about the steel trade. Apparently China is laundering steel through South Korea to sell on the US market.

of course he'd know about that, he constantly used the cheap Chinese steel in his construction projects

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.




https://twitter.com/andylevy/status/1221189702184853504

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

So impeachment 2 should hit prime election season

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Bottom Liner posted:

So impeachment 2 should hit prime election season

I’M BEING IMPEACHED AGAIN BECAUSE I HAD A PERFECT DINNER!

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007



Nobody is gonna point out that there are already 7 branches of the military and the Space Force would be the 8th?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniformed_services_of_the_United_States#Uniformed_services

T. Bombastus
Feb 18, 2013

KillHour posted:

Nobody is gonna point out that there are already 7 branches of the military and the Space Force would be the 8th?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniformed_services_of_the_United_States#Uniformed_services
Getting mad as hell about this erasure of the Public Health Service Commissioned Corps

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all

Ravenfood posted:

That's fewer people than died in the US from influenza in 2018 to 2019 iirc, which was an estimated 79,000, but nobody is breathlessly talking about bioweapons and recessions and poo poo. Jesus.

Hell, we have about that many deaths every year just from people who can't afford healthcare, or who lose coverage after getting sick and losing their job.

80,000+ die in the US every year just from coal pollution.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
:thunk:

https://twitter.com/JonIsAwesomest/status/1220949837962629120

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Rauros posted:

What is a satanic pregnancy, and how do I get one?

I think you have to screw a black goat during the new moon over a pentagram made of blood...or postum or something.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

ManBoyChef posted:

I think you have to screw a black goat during the new moon over a pentagram made of blood...or postum or something.

Nah, just get regular pregnant, then rent an apartment in the Bramford apartment, NYC and befriend the neighbours!

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

KillHour posted:

Nobody is gonna point out that there are already 7 branches of the military and the Space Force would be the 8th?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniformed_services_of_the_United_States#Uniformed_services

Those are the uniformed services, not branches of the military.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I am so tired of this. And the thread is full of replies proclaiming Trump the greatest leader in history, proclaiming him a god... it's exhausting.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1221422761597394944

EDIT: Waiting for him to use the phrase "turbulent Senator."

EDIT 2: These people. Sweet baby Jesus...

https://twitter.com/mikepompeo/status/1221427227885285376

Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Jan 26, 2020

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
Trump full on threatening Schiff on Twitter.

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Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Aren't most of the people on Trump's twitter salivating other his every twitter-diarrhea either:
  1. Drinkers of the Kool-Aid... (a base which isn't getting bigger)
  2. Shitheads paid to do... (exactly what it says on the tupping tin)
  3. Opportunistic assbaskets ... (politicians and other bellends)
  4. Bots? (see #2)
Like I know it's good not to rest of one's laurels, but succumbing to outrage fatigue by following each and every single loving brouhaha that comes out of his senile loving skull is unhealthy, even if you get paid for it (like that one Canadian reporter dude whose name I keep forgetting but that's basically keeping tally of everything Trump does/says across all platforms/rallies/etc). Wean yourself off social media at least for a spell.

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