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Sandwich Anarchist posted:John Wick 12 is him going back in time and killing his own wife, starting the entire series You’ve gone too far. He would never do such a thing.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Person who’s never had a dog: LoL iTs NoT lIKe A rEaL fAmIlY mEmBeR Bad guy shoots John Wick's Friend's Dog John Wick: we really shouldn't Friend: they shot my dog John: *sighs* yeah ok let's go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw-0Y6HWb9Q Sestze has a new favorite as of 07:08 on Jan 26, 2020 |
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MarcusSA posted:You’ve gone too far. He would never do such a thing. Besides, guardians of the galaxy 2 already did that plot
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Jan 26, 2020 07:07
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In the official John Wick canon John Wick can and will kill all sentient things except his wife and dog. Even in crossover media John Wick kills Jack Kirby, Stan Lee, God, Thanos, and Superman, but he doesn't kill his wife or his dog. You newb. You pleb.
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Jan 26, 2020 07:09
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Ok but in a fight between the Bride and John Wick, who wins?
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Jan 26, 2020 07:17
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I wanna see John Wick and Charlize Theron from atomic blonde team up and kill people.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:John Wick 12 is him going back in time and killing his own wife, starting the entire series 12 Beagles
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Hihohe posted:Ok but in a fight between the Bride and John Wick, who wins? https://i.imgur.com/9rGrptm.mp4
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Jan 26, 2020 07:42
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CelticPredator posted:The entire series is Reeves trying to remake Constantine john wick will kill john constantine and inherit his death bargain
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Jan 26, 2020 07:54
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MarcusSA posted:You’ve gone too far. He would never do such a thing. It's revealed it was actually his wife who killed the dog!!!
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Jan 26, 2020 07:55
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The final movie reveals that Theon and the dog had a Freaky Friday and John Wick killed his dog in a Theon body because he killed Theon in dog body.. It will fit canonically because Theon spent the majority of the film after splashing in water and begging for attention from his owner.
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Sestze posted:Third film: I'm so relieved that the dog has regenerating health. I don't think I could handle watching a good boy (girl?) getting shot again when they mean so much to their owner and the audience. 
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Jan 26, 2020 08:59
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Sestze posted:Third film: In basically any other movie, a dog jumping up and biting a man directly in the dick would be a big eye-rolling moment for me. But in John Wick, it's like, hell yeah, get that idiot's dick, dog. Go for it.
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Jan 26, 2020 09:07
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I hear they're doing a crossover in John Wick 18, and he'll team up with autism-hitman Baffleck.
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Jan 26, 2020 09:11
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John Wick is boring as gently caress. Three movies about a guy who is so good that he not only beats, but specifically kills every person that challenges him. It's a series for insecure white men who fantasize about murdering anybody who slighted them in real life and who are powerless to do anything about it.
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Jan 26, 2020 09:13
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Captain Jesus posted:Dogs are stupid man come on
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Jan 26, 2020 09:16
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Captain Jesus posted:John Wick is boring as gently caress. Three movies about a guy who is so good that he not only beats, but specifically kills every person that challenges him. It's a series for insecure white men who fantasize about murdering anybody who slighted them in real life and who are powerless to do anything about it. Oh for sure.
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Jan 26, 2020 09:18
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[ogre voice] Looks like bait's back on the menu boys.
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Captain Jesus posted:John Wick is boring as gently caress. Three movies about a guy who is so good that he not only beats, but specifically kills every person that challenges him. It's a series for insecure white men who fantasize about murdering anybody who slighted them in real life and who are powerless to do anything about it. Whats ur point bozo
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Captain Jesus posted:John Wick is boring as gently caress. Three movies about a guy who is so good that he not only beats, but specifically kills every person that challenges him. It's a series for insecure white men who fantasize about murdering anybody who slighted them in real life and who are powerless to do anything about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c
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Jan 26, 2020 09:24
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Captain Jesus posted:John Wick is boring as gently caress. Three movies about a guy who is so good that he not only beats, but specifically kills every person that challenges him. It's a series for insecure white men who fantasize about murdering anybody who slighted them in real life and who are powerless to do anything about it. No that's death wish.
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Jan 26, 2020 09:25
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Captain Jesus posted:John Wick is boring as gently caress. Three movies about a guy who is so good that he not only beats, but specifically kills every person that challenges him. It's a series for insecure white men who fantasize about murdering anybody who slighted them in real life and who are powerless to do anything about it. Lol
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:[ogre voice] Volcott posted:No that's death wish. See, exactly what I'm talking about. Deal with it suckers. I bet you would like shoot me in the head like your hero John Wick. Yet you can't because you are in fact little babies.
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Jan 26, 2020 09:32
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Captain Jesus posted:See, exactly what I'm talking about. Deal with it suckers. I bet you would like shoot me in the head like your hero John Wick. Yet you can't because you are in fact little babies. Lol
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Jan 26, 2020 09:34
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Captain Jesus posted:See, exactly what I'm talking about. Deal with it suckers. I bet you would like shoot me in the head like your hero John Wick. Yet you can't because you are in fact little babies. 
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Jan 26, 2020 09:38
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I wish i was as pretty as keanu reeves
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Who What Now posted:What's the meme here? I'm at a loss as to why you'd ask me this.
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Jan 26, 2020 09:47
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That's the first thing I looked for and I don't see it at all.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Part of me hopes John Wick 4 fully ends the story with him killing the high table and becoming God Emperor Wick, but also I hope that means there's a layer above The High Table so we get John Wick 5, 6, 7, and 8 and it keeps going until John Wick kills the angel of death, God himself, matter, the unknown, the multiverse, time, and the very idea of existence. It's basically a superhero series anyway
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Jan 26, 2020 10:04
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John Wick only kills the wick(ed) Why would he kill existence? There are puppies in existence. John does not kill puppies You absolute moron. You imbecile.
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Jan 26, 2020 10:13
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Collapsing Farts posted:Whats ur point bozo Yeah he's piqued my interest
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Fister Roboto posted:That's the first thing I looked for and I don't see it at all. Zoom.  Enhance. 
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SpacePig posted:In basically any other movie, a dog jumping up and biting a man directly in the dick would be a big eye-rolling moment for me. But in John Wick, it's like, hell yeah, get that idiot's dick, dog. Go for it. It's also great in Once Upon a Time. Get that stupid hippie dick you doggo! "He shot my dog." "I get it!"
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Memento posted:Zoom. Undergrads wasn't taht great
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Jan 26, 2020 11:13
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after they get done with this storylife, john wick will be walking around a metropolitan downtown and someone will step on his fresh kicks and he'll execute 50,000 people
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Equilibrium is sort of the opposite of Wick. Super gun guy is slaughtering everybody around him in nicely choreographed fight scenes but then meets a cute puppy and decides killing is bad.
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Jan 26, 2020 11:27
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And then they get into a gun swordfight.
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this poo poo sucks
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