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T-man posted:I want Bernie to wear a foam hat with "socialism or barbarism" on it now I just realized I'm old enough to run for president and am in now way qualified for the job but I'm good with an axe, how do I get my name on the ballot?
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if videogames and nascar are sports now, so is tag, hopscotch, and how-long-can-you-sit-on-burning-hot-metal-benches (my elementary school was not very good, like most in Arizona (that said I always won))
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T-man posted:if videogames and nascar are sports now, so is tag, hopscotch, and how-long-can-you-sit-on-burning-hot-metal-benches (my elementary school was not very good, like most in Arizona (that said I always won)) Congrats on your powerful rear end
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Brute Hole Force posted:I just realized I'm old enough to run for president and am in now way qualified for the job but I'm good with an axe, how do I get my name on the ballot? I'd vote for you.
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I like how 25 and 50 are in the price list twice. Top notch organization.
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OP is not the idiot https://twitter.com/iknownaama/status/1221239541983518720?s=19
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Jan 26, 2020 05:20
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“Just Kidding!” Rowling strikes again.
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Little known fact that the first draft of Sorcerer's Stone ended with Harry revealing he was gay and being thrown out of Hogwarts.
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I really doubt that's real. Literally nothing about it, from the wording to the fact that it's just an image not a quote tweet or anything screams fake. By "not a quote tweet" I'm talking about the tweet in the image, not the op posting an image. And even the op says they just saw the image on their tl, never saw the actual tweet. Garrand has a new favorite as of 05:57 on Jan 26, 2020 |
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Yeah, that's almost certainly fake. JK Rowling would absolutely support any pro LGB groups. gently caress, she'll make your surrogate dad gay post mortem.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:When I was an EMT, there was a year where one person was 2 percent of my agency's 911 calls for a year. Calling twice a day wasn't unheard of. If she didn't have 2 30 day psych holds in that year I'm sure she would have hit 3 percent. That sounds less like dicking around and more like someone with serious mental health issues.
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Jan 26, 2020 06:33
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I think the easy thing to do is here is say "Who are the people who should live in closets?"
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Absurd Alhazred posted:That sounds less like dicking around and more like someone with serious mental health issues. Yeah kinda concerning that someone who was distressed enough in one way or another to be calling 911 twice a day and had two month long psychiatric hospitalizations in a single year is referred to by an EMT as dicking around, like she was just a regular healthy person who wanted some attention and figured that was the best way to get someone to notice her.
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Eulogistics posted:I think the easy thing to do is here is say "Who are the people who should live in closets?" Wizards who dare to use muggle plumbing. "Some of those who live in closets Are the same who turn faucets!"
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I mean, it is literal Harry Potter canon that before indoor plumbing was invented, wizards would literally poo poo themselves and magic away the poop.
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if i were a wizard could i magic away myself
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Rowling did apparently delete a tweet. now whether or not that was the tweet, who knows, but i would absolutely not be surprised if it was.
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Watermelon Daiquiri posted:Rowling did apparently delete a tweet. now whether or not that was the tweet, who knows, but i would absolutely not be surprised if it was. I do think that's a fake tweet, but here's a real one JK Rowling hasn't deleted. https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1207646162813100033?s=20
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T-man posted:if i were a wizard could i magic away myself Put a wand against your head and say “avada kedavra”.
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Brute Hole Force posted:I just realized I'm old enough to run for president and am in now way qualified for the job You know this is not any sort of barrier anymore?
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Working at a coffee shop saved my life. 3 years later, I bought the coffee shop — here's how I did it https://www.businessinsider.com/working-coffee-shop-saved-my-life-3-years-later-i-bought-it these never ever fail quote:I had my parents and my best friend's support to buy the coffee shop. A lot of people looked at me like I was crazy when I told them what I was doing. But I needed to be back in coffee.
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If the Rowling tweet is real I assume she was referring to the fact that Harry Potter literally lived in a closet under the steps
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Scratch Monkey posted:If the Rowling tweet is real I assume she was referring to the fact that Harry Potter literally lived in a closet under the steps The post she was supposedly responding to was already referring to that.
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Stop the 5 Gs and avoid illness TODAY
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Scratch Monkey posted:If the Rowling tweet is real I assume she was referring to the fact that Harry Potter literally lived in a closet under the steps A situation the books portrayed as cool and good.
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Electromagnetic waves are killing us! Cleanse yourself with pure natural sunlight!
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Scratch Monkey posted:If the Rowling tweet is real I assume she was referring to the fact that Harry Potter literally lived in a closet under the steps A healthy situation for him to be in. Life would have been just fine for him if he stayed in there.
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TinTower posted:I mean, it is literal Harry Potter canon that before indoor plumbing was invented, wizards would literally poo poo themselves and magic away the poop. Apparently this is also Good Place canon, but the magic is automatic! Just pissing and making GBS threads yourself constantly.
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https://twitter.com/npsgirl/status/1220751696311279616 "I know nothing, but WHAT IF"
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chitoryu12 posted:https://twitter.com/npsgirl/status/1220751696311279616 If someone says it on Twitter, it makes it possible.
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I mean, LF and various shitposters migrate to Twitter and now we have a socialist in the lead. Sounds like Twitter Magic to me.
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T-man posted:if i were a wizard could i magic away myself You know how people would love to kill Hitler if they had time travel but won't kill Assad even though we have planes? I'm just saying, you dont need magic to live your dreams. You can just log off.
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Lat year, Quora starting bombing my GMail addresses with their bullshit. I sure as hell never signed up for their poo poo, so I guess Google must have bought them or something.quote:Have you ever tried to quit a job but was then told you’re not allowed to due to whatever reason? quote:I was working a contract job for a year when I turned in my notice. My manager laughed and offered me a permanent full time position with more money and benefits. I took it. Eighteen months later I turned in my notice for family problems. My new manager laughed and said she was told I wasn’t allowed to quit until January 2020. I could have some time off and work remote if needed. So I did that for a month. Then in January of this year I gave my two weeks notice. My son had only a few months left to live and I needed to care for him full time. I could not take no for an answer and FMLA was not going to be enough. They finally accepted my notice. My son passed on August the 27th. I asked my boss back for a job and she gave it back on contract. So I’m working again for the same company that loved me so much they wouldn’t let me go until they had to. Her takeaway from this is that she is lucky to be working for a wonderful company that loves her very much.
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HELL YES 5G cures multiple sclerosis I guess, gently caress you immune system, gimme that 5G right into my cells!!!!!!!!!!
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Her takeaway from this is that she is lucky to be working for a wonderful company that loves her very much. Dear lord. Happened to a friend of mine but it more normal circumstances, they literally refused to accept her notice.
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