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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:Looks like God had a plan to save us from the boomers after all. masque of the boomer death
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the lion of the MaskUS.com
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:this is like my fifth time havng to post this itt please stop people From your link quote:Still, the study found no reduction in symptoms for mask use alone.
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Irradiation posted:From your link fine dont give your granny a mask! i hope she dies bitch!
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power word- Jeb! posted:40 billion dead due to albert nobel's invention, coronavirus born to infect world is hosed 武漢 kill em all 2020 i am nucov-19 40,000,000,000 dead humans
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Crusader posted:born to infect
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Need a mask with very tiny holes big enough for the oxygens but small enough that virus can't percolate through.
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:fine dont give your granny a mask! i hope she dies bitch! Jokes on you my grandmas are already dead. 
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50 masks cost me 13 bucks, somehow doubtful I’m gonna go to the grave wishing I’d spent that on, like, 2-3 visits to Starbucks or whatever. Even if all it does is remind me to wash my hands immediately after getting home, it’ll be worth it.
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Crusader posted:eh there’s plenty of viruses that are happy to infect humans without one having to be built yeah this. the bioweapon thing is dumb as gently caress. nature is far better to give us fun gnarly flu and other disease variants, especially with our modern agriculture and sardine-canned industrial meat practices with rampant and unlimited use of antivirals/biotics left and right
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:yeah i guess were pretty hosed! this is similar to smallpox. time to die granny Are these guys, you know, credible? edit oh maybe I should have finished the page
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i'm guessing a few people in this thread will already be incubating, since we don't know all the ways it spreads yet let's try not to cough or vomit in here
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gh0stpinballa posted:i'm guessing a few people in this thread will already be incubating, since we don't know all the ways it spreads yet let's try not to cough or vomit in here 
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wonder why they dont make darth vader looking masks with uv lights in em, which apparently can nuke viruses
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*visibly pale, mucus all over my face, bat wing sticking out of my mouth, putting a 50 pack of masks into my cart at walmart*
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Netflix's Pandemic says 2B people got the Swine Flu in 2009, which is complete bullshit, it was ~61M.
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:if someone quotes you so have a yellow post that means you now have the coronavirus and i have given it to you poo poo, gonna forward this on to 10 people before corona virus appears in my room tonight and kills me
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hifi posted:wonder why they dont make darth vader looking masks with uv lights in em, which apparently can nuke viruses they do but they all got bought up by rich cali people for burning man
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Bullfrog posted:*visibly pale, mucus all over my face, bat wing sticking out of my mouth, putting a 50 pack of masks into my cart at walmart* joke's on you those are dust masks for drywalling corona with lime virus doesn't transmit through drywall until next week
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So I'm just going to assume I'm going to get it, what can I do to boost my immune system and lung health?
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all i have is a single modelo chelada 24 oz in the fridge. i should have prepped with more booze instead of idly buying thousands of rounds of .22LR everytime they were on sale. turns out all you need is 1
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twoday posted:So I'm just going to assume I'm going to get it, what can I do to boost my immune system and lung health? as ever, posting
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RandomBlue posted:Netflix's Pandemic says 2B people got the Swine Flu in 2009, which is complete bullshit, it was ~61M. they mean the androids
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Bullfrog posted:all i have is a single modelo chelada 24 oz in the fridge. i should have prepped with more booze instead of idly buying thousands of rounds of .22LR everytime they were on sale
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twoday posted:So I'm just going to assume I'm going to get it, what can I do to boost my immune system and lung health? Start working out and getting at least 45 minutes of aerobic exercise a week. I doubt Vit C, Magnesium, and Zinc do much, but eat foods high in them and supplements just incase.
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just downed an entire bottle of vitamin c supplements, im basically immortal now.
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twoday posted:So I'm just going to assume I'm going to get it, what can I do to boost my immune system and lung health? When you get it cough on as many old people as possible, there's only a limited number of virus in ur body and the more people you infect the less are in you so you get healthy faster
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Agean90 posted:When you get it cough on as many old people as possible, there's only a limited number of virus in ur body and the more people you infect the less are in you so you get healthy faster 
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omw to gently caress your bitch
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Random rear end in a top hat posted:I don’t care if it makes me a conspiracy nut, I’m betting this is a population-control bioweapon. Someone in the Chinese govt. looked at the climate data, decided they didn’t want their kids and grandkids to live in underground vaults, and ‘accidentally’ released the Boomer Genocide virus. this but its just the natural result of accelerating urbanization, poverty, gutted public spending, universalizing of capitalist principles, globalization, etc
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also hurry up and purposely get yourself infected in the first wave so you're ensured a ventilator space if it gets Serious
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Crusader posted:born to infect
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you can only infect 5.35 people. choose wisely.
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Xaris posted:also hurry up and purposely get yourself infected in the first wave so you're ensured a ventilator space if it gets Serious If you get infected it's your duty to attend every Joe Biden rally until you die
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:you can only infect 5.35 people. choose wisely. its u 5.35 times
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so I did some googling and it turns out this has a lot in common with the, er, common cold. is this whole thing just a buncha overblown baloney to sabotage the iowa primaries?
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decided to look up some of the other corona viruses on wikipedia:quote:The World Health Organization advises avoiding contact with camels and to eat only fully cooked camel meat, pasteurized camel milk, and to avoid drinking camel urine. thanks, i will definitely avoid drinking camel piss
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