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cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

SKULL.GIF posted:

  • Airborne
  • Object-persistent for 24 hours
  • 14 day incubation period
  • Infectious during incubation
  • Early symptoms are mild and extremely easily mistaken for a weak cold or flu

All this is missing is one single mutation to make it deadly, like encephalitis or something idk lmao

I'm actually sincerely starting to wonder, in a non-joking way unlike last night, whether this is actually an escaped bioweapon. How do you make something more perfect than this? All you'd need to do is just release this and let nature do the rest of the work to mutate it, and, uhh...
lmao

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KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


etalian posted:

In another tragedy white boomer tourists take the virus home to the Phoenix metro area.

Actually it's an ASU student from Wuhan who went home for Lunar New Year. A major enough University to have a very large international student body and researchers working globally. Sun City people go to like, DC or Hawaii.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1221569799559569408

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1221569799559569408

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1221569799559569408

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1221570317497225216?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfAGGQ9a_Ko

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

gradenko_2000 posted:

It would be funny if this influenced the Iowa caucus from all the olds having to stay in and not vote

Trump is gonna start asking questions and blame the dems for importing the virus.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
bro news . com

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Plague Inc is 60% off in one of the most poorly time video game sales in history.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Slippery Nipple posted:

it seems very unlikely to me that the chinese government could engineer a weaponized coronavirus. they are complex RNA viruses for which the mechanism of pathogenesis is at best incompletely understood. maybe it is possible, but i doubt it.

i sat on a warm toilet seat in haneda airport last night without disinfecting it, gonna go play some bingo

Usually a warm japanese toilet just means it has a heater whether or not it was recently used.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Bert Roberge posted:

Plague Inc is 60% off in one of the most poorly time video game sales in history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSat_gLDXPc

Poorly timed???

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
this is a big state lie

everyone in china has been dead for 30 years and we have only had AI driven comments from them

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.


Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

pigz posted:

that 30% number would be insane.

LOL. ECMO Machines are gonna be stolen from. Baby's to keep boomers alive. Those things are in such limited supply this is hosed.

Where is this 30% number coming from?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Bert Roberge posted:

Plague Inc is 60% off in one of the most poorly perfectly timed video game sales in history.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

cargo cult how do we bap back against this deadly disease

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1221575943661277185

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

drat

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
people in the early parts of this thread called me a conspiracy theorist and a doomer

just coming by to tell u all that i was right and gently caress U

give me a sixer

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

3% death rate, how is this worse than swine flu?

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
https://twitter.com/ghoeberx/status/1221577518316126210

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
Holy. loving. poo poo. the economy is going to implode tomorrow. I am not only a virusologist and a chinaologist expert but i am now a financial advisor. Liquidate your 401k. poo poo in your own pants. The MAJOR ECONOMIC COLLAPSE we have long predicted in the doomsday economic thread will be precipitated by knock on effects from the filthy Chinese. long have i foreseen such a doom, and been mocked. but no more!

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

3% death rate, how is this worse than swine flu?

With a reproductive rate this high it's going to infect millions. For every million infected, 30,000 will die.

Unless that number thrown around in the thread of 30% need ventilators is true. If that's true, then 300,000 of that million will die because there is no where near that number of ventilators.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
That’s it! Time to nip this in the bud. I’m going to start taking a multivitamin

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
How much vitamin C do I need to survive coronebolhanta?

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


luckily i have just recovered from the flu so i have become too powerful to kill

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
SARS? Coronavirus? Just get me some Coronas! I just wanna grill!

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Bro Dad posted:

luckily i have just recovered from the flu so i have become too powerful to kill

:same: gently caress you fish flu I didn't want fish goo in myy lungs anyway

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

seriously, plague inc and corona will be in champagne hottubs this month

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Woodchip posted:

seriously, plague inc and corona will be in champagne hottubs this month

They already are, Plague Inc has been breaking their own highs for concurrent players lol

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Didn't plague Inc immediately shoot to the top of the sales charts in china?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Newmonia

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Agean90 posted:

Didn't plague Inc immediately shoot to the top of the sales charts in china?

the developers of plague inc engineered this virus and released it purely to drive up sales. how else do you explain the perfectly timed sale? someone stop these monsters

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

the developers of plague inc engineered this virus and released it purely to drive up sales. how else do you explain the perfectly timed sale? someone stop these monsters

the developers of plague inc were funded by the CIA, obviously

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

KiteAuraan posted:

Actually it's an ASU student from Wuhan who went home for Lunar New Year. A major enough University to have a very large international student body and researchers working globally. Sun City people go to like, DC or Hawaii.

ASU has a research facility equipped to handle extremely scary pathogens :tinfoil:

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice
I volunteer to die. Thanks!

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
Is that fish flu in your mucus membranes, or are you just happy to see me?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Add another 300 to the pile https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1221583519534714881

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U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




lmao jesus christ

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