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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

look i know this match is no disqualifications, but, what if... it ended in a disqualification

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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Bryan could be facing Kenny Omega, Chris Jericho, Jon Moxley, Sammy G or a host of other actually good wrestlers right now but decided to be a WWE lifer instead

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Silly Burrito posted:

Worked against AJ Styles.

if it can beat a redneck i don't see why it couldn't beat another dirty and disgusting freak of nature

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DarkstarIV posted:

If I ever run into an unstoppable monster in real life, I'm gonna kick them below the belt and also deploy a bunch of ring posts around my house.

I'm sure this happened in at least one Friday the 13th film.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Abroham Lincoln posted:

of course he's got a dick, he's a juggalo

Fiend's got nards?!?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Crapple! posted:

which is more devastating: 7 curb stomps or 7 low blows?

1 Superman punch

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
lets have the camera cut on every single impact

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Cavauro posted:

this is the most boring show i've ever seen. maybe i should have watched wwe for a long time leading up to the show in order to appreciate it.

maybe you couldd watch it for an entire year and make it better in 2021

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

JUNGLE BOY posted:

look i know this match is no disqualifications, but, what if... it ended in a disqualification

Probably gonna happen

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Seams posted:

lets have the camera cut on every single impact

I fuckkng hate it.

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



My friend's pug is just going crazy upset during the fiend match.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the camera cuts force me to look away from the screen

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Seams posted:

lets have the camera cut on every single impact

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Remember when they stopped a HiaC because Seth beat the Fiend up too much? And then as soon as the match ended, the Fiend was indestructible again?

Pretty cool stuff.

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




why aren't there red lights

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Why is the ref wearing yellow gloves?

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

it turns out that when you take away brays swamp/satan magic all you have left is a generic fat guy

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
drat, that was a sweet counter

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

That was a hideous sister Abigail

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



the fiend is just BEGGING for more of bryan's STRAP

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Bryan could be facing Kenny Omega, Chris Jericho, Jon Moxley, Sammy G or a host of other actually good wrestlers right now but decided to be a WWE lifer instead

Didn't they extend out his contract like 2 years for his "retirement" time (even though he was still actively working for them the entire time*) to the point where it just seemed pointless not to sign a new contract at higher money since he was basically stuck there anyway?


* "This is fine" a Federal Judge would probably say if this ever came before them.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
HE CUT HIS BUM

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

I'm sure this happened in at least one Friday the 13th film.

Works on Wolfman.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

That was a cool spot there

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Silly Burrito posted:

Why is the ref wearing yellow gloves?

Bryans elbows are bleeding

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

I'm sure this happened in at least one Friday the 13th film.

Having unexplained telekinesis and being able to summon your dead dad also helps.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Cavauro posted:

this is the most boring show i've ever seen. maybe i should have watched wwe for a long time leading up to the show in order to appreciate it.

do not suffer as I do

Abroham Lincoln posted:

the fiend is just BEGGING for more of bryan's STRAP

:wink:

Crapple!
Nov 1, 2019


the surprise Sister Abigail was cool

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Why is there no way to watch True Life online except the MTV site?

None of the, uh, "sketchy" sites have it even

Viacom really has a vice grip on the internet, dang

edit: I'm bored by this match

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
congratulations wwe you made daniel bryan boring

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

is Brie going to run in to stop the match?

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Silly Burrito posted:

Why is the ref wearing yellow gloves?

The fiend has Hep B

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
he needs to strap him more

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Didn't they extend out his contract like 2 years for his "retirement" time (even though he was still actively working for them the entire time*) to the point where it just seemed pointless not to sign a new contract at higher money since he was basically stuck there anyway?


* "This is fine" a Federal Judge would probably say if this ever came before them.

No idea but if he's happy with poo poo like this then more power to him I suppose

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




britt baker is the fiend

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Push El Burrito posted:

Works on Wolfman.

Well of course, Wolfman's got nards.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
What if a double tap out

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

I didn’t know the fiend was a dentist

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Oh he's gonna get fired again

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
bryan throws himself into every angle he gets and doesnt moan about it on twitter so hes good imo

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