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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




It appears this cruise ship is about 10 feet wide.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Namor: You are stronger than you look!
Peter: That's because I, Peter Parker, am secretly Spider-Man!
Namor: No I knew that, we all knew that. I'm still surprised by your strength though.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




He'll get Jonah to call you a menace in his newspaper!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
You're breathing air right now Namor!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Hey Peter if you've got such powerful friends why aren't you an Avenger?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

mind the walrus posted:

Hey Peter if you've got such powerful friends why aren't you an Avenger?

Oh noooooooo!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
:golfclap:

KaoliniteMilkshake
Jul 9, 2010

Yessssssss

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




How did Peter ever keep a secret identity? He's totally ready to give it all away as the first option every time.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I still can't get over how the weekend artist just goes all out on Handsome Squidward Namor

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Pete definitely named his fists and feet. My Backup, Reinforcements, The Cavalry, and Spider-Man's Best Friend.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Samuringa posted:

I still can't get over how the weekend artist just goes all out on Handsome Squidward Namor

Weekend artist gets more room / panels to do his art, daily artist has to squeeze into two/three panels

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Just drink this vial of DNA and you're all set for Atlantis.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




How does he know I'm Surface-Man?!?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

drat Namor has got game. Gets pushy but is quick enough to recognize how to high road it the instant people (rightfully) call him a creep.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Well, yeah, he's only got enough time to creepily stalk Susan Storm, he can't pencil in every lady he meets but can't have.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Johnny Walker posted:



How does he know I'm Surface-Man?!?

"Surface-Man? No, it's Spider-Man. Which I, Peter Parker, most definitely am not."

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Newspaper Paste Pot Pete!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I can dig it!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Johnny Walker posted:

I can dig it!



Namor actually comes across as the most reasonable person here.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Johnny Walker posted:

I can dig it!



And my offer of an open marriage remains, Namor. Just because I won't become your wife doesn't mean we can't have some fun. Face it tigershark, you just hit the jackpot!

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
"Oh before I forget buy Waves of Lust the Many Loves and Passions of Prince Namor of Atlantis, also Reed has a Tiny Dick. Available in book stores now."

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
no one would ever believe that reed richards has a tiny dick.

KaoliniteMilkshake
Jul 9, 2010

i mean if that were an issue he'd fix it.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
That's the only thing he can't stretch.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Nah he's building a penis stretching machine that works by creating a wormhole to the penis dimension which then suddenly gives every one cancer. For science.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
reed's more likely to build a perfect penis enlarging machine with no side effects and then never release it to the world because of *mumble mumble*. he's never allowed to actually improve the world in any way aside from superheroics.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
I mean that one actually makes sense, why would he ever share that power with anyone?

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

no one would ever believe that reed richards has a tiny dick.

Well the book was ghost written by Doom...

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




If I were Spider-Man—which I am not!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

It's a good thing there's dialogue in that second panel because it's not a great look for Pete.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Lobok posted:

It's a good thing there's dialogue in that second panel because it's not a great look for Pete.


evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
"Hey! I'm the only guy that gets to be tormented around here!"

Peter is just really, really into the masochism and emotional trauma. Its the real reason why he keeps being Spider-man: All those dead or lost loved ones, the ethical dilemmas with no real reward, the constant poverty... its like cocaine to him.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
One-a these days, MJ...

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

evilmiera posted:

"Hey! I'm the only guy that gets to be tormented around here!"

Peter is just really, really into the masochism and emotional trauma. Its the real reason why he keeps being Spider-man: All those dead or lost loved ones, the ethical dilemmas with no real reward, the constant poverty... its like cocaine to him.

Masturbatory self-martyrdom is like 75% of Marvel superheroes + Batman

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
"It's the real Sabertooth!"

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