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Chili posted:I suck'em down like Coca-Cola. Well, here's to feeling good all the time!  OH THE HUMANITY
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So speaking of exes, last night my ex came over, and yada yada, I'm REAL tired today! 
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Jan 15, 2020 08:53
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I've yada yada'd sex.
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MightyJoe36 posted:I've yada yada'd sex. Yada yada yada, I'll see her in six to eight months. 
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potee posted:Yada yada yada, I'll see her in six to eight months. Yada....yada yada....
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Yada....yada yada.... Now if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - poise counts! It's just as important as the others. Swimsuit! Evening wear! Talent! POISE!
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Chili posted:Now if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - poise counts! It's just as important as the others. Swimsuit! Evening wear! Talent! POISE! Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don't take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants. My question to you is who's putting your pants on?
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Thank you and God bless you all. This has truly been a Scarsdale Surprise!
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I always laugh at how quickly Newman goes from jolly (he is jolly) to screaming. There's no kind of moment of "what the hell is going on" its just immediate screaming
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thepokey posted:I always laugh at how quickly Newman goes from jolly (he is jolly) to screaming. There's no kind of moment of "what the hell is going on" its just immediate screaming Jolly? That's a funny word. Can I use that?
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thepokey posted:I always laugh at how quickly Newman goes from jolly (he is jolly) to screaming. There's no kind of moment of "what the hell is going on" its just immediate screaming He's probably encountered such things before, probably from backwoods mail-hating survivalists.
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Sash! posted:He's probably encountered such things before, probably from backwoods mail-hating survivalists. Goodbye, Norman! Goodbye!
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Sash! posted:He's probably encountered such things before, probably from backwoods mail-hating survivalists. Are you still afraid of clowns?
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TMMadman posted:Are you still afraid of clowns? ....yeah...
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I like to encourage intruders.
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potee posted:I like to encourage intruders. Our policy is, we're comfortable with our bodies. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyefull, well, we say, 'Enjoy the show.'
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You're an agitator.
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Jan 21, 2020 14:57
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MightyJoe36 posted:You're an agitator. Yeah, I am Batman.
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Woah! That's a lot of potatoes!
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Gyshall posted:Woah! That's a lot of potatoes! Is it just me or is that a lot of gum?
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Chili posted:Is it just me or is that a lot of gum? Still! Still! I like to go in fresh!
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You know, a muffin can be very filling...
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Vietnamwees posted:You know, a muffin can be very filling... Top of the muffin TO YOU!!!
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potee posted:Top of the muffin TO YOU!!! What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt, huh!?
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LifeGetsWorser posted:What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt, huh!? You can't just have people shoving their arms into a 600 degree oven!
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Well, I think we've proven who the psycho is.
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MightyJoe36 posted:It's not a pizza until you put it in the oven. What is this, PENNIES?!
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Demon Of The Fall posted:What is this, PENNIES?! Now I can peek to see if anybody's waitin' to jack me with a sock fulla pennies.
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JethroMcB posted:Now I can peek to see if anybody's waitin' to jack me with a sock fulla pennies. I want a decent sock that's comfortable, that will stay on my foot!!
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Chili posted:I want a decent sock that's comfortable, that will stay on my foot!! Lifts!? Look Chili, you don't understand, this kind of thing is just not done.
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So Biff wants to be a buff!
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Alright, let's see what fruits I wanna get, 1, 2, 3 mangoes, some plantains, some avocados, ooh...just right
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Vietnamwees posted:Alright, let's see what fruits I wanna get, 1, 2, 3 mangoes, some plantains, some avocados, ooh...just right Hold it. Broccoli? Vietnamwees, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.
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potee posted:Hold it. Broccoli? Vietnamwees, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce. Sorry, last one. Would you want to suck the pit?
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Sorry, last one. Would you want to suck the pit? But someone was crying and I want to know who it was. 
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Ginette Reno posted:But someone was crying and I want to know who it was. Next Stop, Pottersville! Next Stop, Pottersville!
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Ginette Reno posted:But someone was crying and I want to know who it was. 
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