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Who will win the Super Bowl? This poll is closed.
Kansas City Chiefs	65	0.71%
San Francisco 49ers	42	0.46%
Goku	9016	98.52%
Lamar is the MVP	28	0.31%
Total:	9151 votes

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Papercut: Aug 24, 2005

Better Than You posted:

French fries don't belong inside a burrito

Yo if you've never had a potato taco get on that poo poo

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 17:45

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/mattbarrows/status/1221963523053490177

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:11

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Coldforge posted:

Did this get mentioned at all?

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1220774642304024580?s=20

What the gently caress is this about?

My sports grudge against the saints further justified.

Best tacos I've ever had came from some random Hispanic market in the outskirts of Nampa Idaho.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:19

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:23

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

george kittle is a loving dumbass

quote:

Speaking in a Monday podcast, George Kittle revealed that he has been playing with a torn labrum in his right shoulder since 2018.

Kittle said the injury occurred in a 2018 preseason game. He stated, "So I dislocated my shoulder last year ... and my labrum is completely torn. So I don�t get surgery on it � [The protective sleeve] basically helps me, so it doesn�t hurt all the time." Kittle added that there's "no chance" he gets surgery on the shoulder because "I can't miss those workout days, man." It sounds like Kittle is enough of a warrior to continue to play through the pain, though it would probably be in his best long-term interest to get the problem fixed one of these offseasons.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:28

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Better Than You posted:

French fries don't belong inside a burrito

wrong

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:29

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

a neat cape posted:

Dammit there go my salad for dinner plans

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:30

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

FizFashizzle posted:

george kittle is a loving dumbass

lomarf

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:30

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

a neat cape posted:

Eat a vegetable

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:33

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Dammit there go my salad for dinner plans

buddy you know there's one true burrito and it doesn't have french fries in it.

It does, however, stay open 24 hours a day and have dozens of fraudulent knockoffs

freebirds baby

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:34

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Metapod posted:

Eat a vegetable

Guac is a vegetable

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:35

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

FizFashizzle posted:

if rivers ends up in TB then Jameis absolutely ends up in Chicago and I think we can all agree that needs to happen.

Mitch ends up in like houston or something

Mitch Trubisky, Carolina Panther

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:36

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

a neat cape posted:

It's so wet

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:36

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Spoeank posted:

buddy you know there's one true burrito and it doesn't have french fries in it.

It does, however, stay open 24 hours a day and have dozens of fraudulent knockoffs

freebirds baby

I gotta be honest...I was always a Cucas guy deep inside my heart

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:38

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I don't like when my burrito is cut in half.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:40

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

FizFashizzle posted:

george kittle is a loving dumbass

At least he wont be clowning on the Seahawks in 2024.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:42

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I gotta be honest...I was always a Cucas guy deep inside my heart

Cucas tasted better, but Freebirds has better stories attached to it.

Rosarito's was TRASH

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:44

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Quick post the sandwich alignment chart

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:44

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

A burrito is a sandwich

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:48

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Android Apocalypse posted:

Quick post the sandwich alignment chart

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:56

waffle enthusiast: Nov 16, 2007

No, a burrito is a hot dog.

Team, should I do pork shoulder, ribs, or chicken wings for supa bah?

Also recommend me some sides other than the absolutely baller vinegar slaw recipe from The Pitt Cue Co Cookbook, which I will of course be making.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:57

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Dangerllama posted:

No, a burrito is a hot dog.

A hot dog is a sandwich motherfucker I will fight you

# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:58

420_Power_Rangers: Dec 9, 2014; Gotta Hate Something

Better Than You posted:

French fries don't belong inside a burrito

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:00

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Is eating rear end a sandwich?

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:01

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Spoeank posted:

A hot dog is a sandwich motherfucker I will fight you

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:03

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

an egg roll is also a sandwich.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:04

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

fartknocker posted:

Is eating rear end a sandwich?

yes

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:04

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

fartknocker posted:

Is eating rear end a sandwich?

Well the butthole is between buns so

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:05

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

indigi posted:

an egg roll is also a sandwich.

All foods with multiple ingredients are either a soup, a salad, or a sandwich.

Spaghetti is a very dry soup, for example.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:08

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

A hotdog could maybe be considered an open faced sandwich, if you're a lunatic.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:10

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Spoeank posted:

All foods with multiple ingredients are either a soup, a salad, or a sandwich.

Spaghetti is a very dry soup, for example.

Fried rice is a salad I've now decided, and I love salad.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:11

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Cereal is breakfast soup

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:13

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Spoeank posted:

All foods with multiple ingredients are either a soup, a salad, or a sandwich.

Spaghetti is a very dry soup, for example.

soup reduction

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:15

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

a neat cape posted:

Cereal is breakfast soup

drink more water and orange juice

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:20

Colonel Whitey: May 22, 2004; This shit's about to go off.

Clam Chowder in a bread bowl: a very very wet sandwich

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:21

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

No food fits into any categories. Split pea soup and french onion soup are in no way related. The two are the same just as French and Germans are the same.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:37

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

My personal definition of a sandwich is if a cartoon character can use it like a stack of dollar bills or playing cards

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:42

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

a neat cape posted:

Cereal is breakfast soup

a neat cape posted:

Would 100% munch. Looks good as hell.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:45

iwentdoodie: Apr 29, 2005; 🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Spoeank posted:

buddy you know there's one true burrito and it doesn't have french fries in it.

It does, however, stay open 24 hours a day and have dozens of fraudulent knockoffs

freebirds baby

You live in California and choose a national chain for best burrito

Your time against the wall cannot loving come soon enough, mayo pete

# ? Jan 28, 2020 03:49

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 17:45

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/JohnClaytonNFL/status/1221984169774997504?s=19

# ? Jan 28, 2020 04:19

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