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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Big Mad Drongo posted:

Don't worry folks, there's finally some good news coming from all this mess! :toot:

https://twitter.com/abhabhattarai/status/1221863923655348230

mistakes into miracles

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OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://www.unionleader.com/news/health/two-in-nh-being-tested-for-coronavirus/article_34a32773-2bee-5973-8758-0d0fcfa9d79e.html

Two being tested in New Hampshire for coronavirus. The two had been in Wuhan and are experiencing mild respiratory issues. If positive they'll be the sixth and seventh US cases.

acid garfield
Jul 11, 2019

Mondays are certain,
suffering is optional.
https://twitter.com/DonnieDoesWorld/status/1222161322470756352?s=20

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

OhFunny posted:

https://www.unionleader.com/news/health/two-in-nh-being-tested-for-coronavirus/article_34a32773-2bee-5973-8758-0d0fcfa9d79e.html

Two being tested in New Hampshire for coronavirus. The two had been in Wuhan and are experiencing mild respiratory issues. If positive they'll be the sixth and seventh US cases.

lol if this fucks up the Dem primaries

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

gradenko_2000 posted:

lol if this fucks up the Dem primaries

only the young are healthy enough to go out and vote, ensuring 100% of the vote for one bernard "bernie" sanders

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

RandomBlue posted:

India is already dead, save yourself and your famil.

My in laws are on day 4 of a 2 week trip to India :I

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


I wonder how much cleaner the air is in the cities that had all cars forced off the roads

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Anybody else suspect that they might be infected with wuhan fish flu?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I keep touching my face and refusing to use soap in hopes that I get it

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Can't wait for the street preacher outside my work to tell me about how this is God's punishment for the pro-abortion one child policym

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

gradenko_2000 posted:

lol if this fucks up the Dem primaries

This time Hillary went too far!

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Stocking posted:

cant believe three fourths of wuhans best beatles cover band ran awawy

this is pretty good :)

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Can't wait for the street preacher outside my work to tell me about how this is God's punishment for the pro-abortion one child policym

give him a "hell yeah" high five

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
if this affected all the politicians in Dc I will convert to christianity just so I can claim god did this

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
https://twitter.com/ImperatorTruth/status/1222174290323206145?s=20

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

OhFunny posted:

https://www.unionleader.com/news/health/two-in-nh-being-tested-for-coronavirus/article_34a32773-2bee-5973-8758-0d0fcfa9d79e.html

Two being tested in New Hampshire for coronavirus. The two had been in Wuhan and are experiencing mild respiratory issues. If positive they'll be the sixth and seventh US cases.

We should have known Bernie Fever was going to get out of control and hurt people, like little microscopic Bernie Bros. Sanders' silence on this is deafening.

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004


why didn't anyone think of this before

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


truly Nature's Elixir

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1222174056377651200

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O5UmQXyR4M

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I'm excited how there are still no confirmed cases in India.

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
https://www.hhs.gov/live/live-2/index.html#11465

quote:

Press Conference: Update on 2019 Novel Coronavirus
JANUARY 28, 2020 | 11:15 AM - 12:00 PM EST
Secretary Alex Azar will hold a press conference alongside Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) Director Robert Redfield, National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Disease (NCIRD) Director Nancy Messonnier, and National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) Director Anthony Fauci to provide further details on the Department's coordinated public health response to the 2019 Novel Coronavirus.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Siljmonster posted:

hahaha theres gonna be shambling flu people infecting people everywhere

:barf::derp: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
cant wait to see everyone coughing and sneezing at the bar i work at

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

I'm excited how there are still no confirmed cases in India.

Thank you Modi

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

you morons, you should just pop tablets of virkon a few times a day

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Schnorkles posted:

I'm excited how there are still no confirmed cases in India.

They're going to end up with like 50,000 suspected cases with a couple thousand suspected deaths thanks to the benevolent guiding hand of the BJP-

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Siljmonster posted:

cant wait to see everyone coughing and sneezing at the bar i work at

:same:

I have the next 6 evening shifts, gonna own

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


SKULL.GIF posted:

:same:

I have the next 6 evening shifts, gonna own

Lol I work at a hotel. If this actually gets as serious as people are arzying about Im DOA

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SKULL.GIF posted:

:same:

I have the next 6 evening shifts, gonna own

yeah i work nights at 2 different places and uhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol time to die

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
The cool thing in America is no one gets PTO and is working paycheck to paycheck so anyoen feeling sick is gonna come to work

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

mastershakeman posted:

My in laws are on day 4 of a 2 week trip to India :I

My aunt is an old and in Bangkok atm. :ohdear:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mastershakeman posted:

The cool thing in America is no one gets PTO and is working paycheck to paycheck so anyoen feeling sick is gonna come to work

We had a long meeting on Monday and everyone is going to be working from home if things start getting hairy.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

They're going to end up with like 50,000 suspected cases with a couple thousand suspected deaths thanks to the benevolent guiding hand of the BJP-

'suspected deaths' lmao

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
everyone on cruises will be fine from the wuhan. however, they are already bringing back a more powerful strain of norovirus from the depths of the seas.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

I'm excited how there are still no confirmed cases in India.

They are working on how to spray it into Kashmir

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
i thought coronavirus would have murdered every boomer by now

what happened....

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

SKULL.GIF posted:

:same:

I have the next 6 evening shifts, gonna own

probably not gunna catch it on that short term, but march+ time-frame is extremely likely

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
if you see chicken soup or hot tea sitting alone outside DO NOT PICK IT UP

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Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost
overheard at work just now:

"Yeah, come on by our desk and grab a donut. *COUGH*"

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