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Brute Squad posted:

i'm a dogge and i like socks



Good dogge

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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Brute Squad posted:

i'm a dogge and i like socks



Pick up the sock.
Then throw the sock.
I'll catch the sock.
And bring back the sock.



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beer pal

hey yobbos i used to have a chrome plugin that would show what youtube links are without having to click on them anyone knwo what im tlking about and if theres one that still works out there?

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

okiedoke

I am the Doke to the Okie
Morning all. Drinking coffee, doing laundry and playing Bloodborne again (offline cause hermit life). Hope everyone has a chill day.

SeaGoatSupreme
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
I'm wrapped up in a comforter and have anywhere from one to three dogs cuddling me

Today couldn't get more chill if I tried

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

beer pal posted:

hey yobbos i used to have a chrome plugin that would show what youtube links are without having to click on them anyone knwo what im tlking about and if theres one that still works out there?

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/youtube-on-hover-preview/fknilbpbfijklfhlbpojgfamiojejold


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

beer pal


nice thank you

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Heather Papps

hello friend


okiedoke posted:

Morning all. Drinking coffee, doing laundry and playing Bloodborne again (offline cause hermit life). Hope everyone has a chill day.

i decided to switch from the steam workshop to nexus for modstuffs and ended up sinking a bunch of time last night into that, and some this morning.


still haven't started skyrim up with the new deal heres hopin' it works!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Goons Are Gifts

Hello I haven't posted today I hope you're not mad


Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Goons Are Great posted:

Hello I haven't posted today I hope you're not mad

No worries.
I haven't posted today either.
Except for bumping the bump this thread thread.

Heather Papps

hello friend


Barking Gecko posted:

No worries.
I haven't posted today either.
Except for bumping the bump this thread thread.

i need to block off an hour for bumping because otherwise i will never catch up



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


there is no end to these luscious bumps



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Heather Papps

hello friend


went for a walk today, and look what i found!!!

this was immediately before this dog freaked out



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

SeaGoatSupreme
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
I really love Chihuahuas and im not sure why. Maybe it's because I took care of one that loved to ride around in my cargo shorts when I went shopping. That little dude got so many free samples at Sam's club.

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

SeaGoatSupreme posted:

I really love Chihuahuas and im not sure why. Maybe it's because I took care of one that loved to ride around in my cargo shorts when I went shopping. That little dude got so many free samples at Sam's club.

i would destroy nations for a picture of that happening


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Corby Haas

SeaGoatSupreme posted:

I really love Chihuahuas and im not sure why. Maybe it's because I took care of one that loved to ride around in my cargo shorts when I went shopping. That little dude got so many free samples at Sam's club.
I didn't want a dog at all and when my SO finally talked me into one I really didn't expect her to adopt this tiny Chihuahua mix but now I just totally adore her. She's such a silly little maniac and that seems to be the theme of the breed. I call her my teacup pit bull.

SeaGoatSupreme
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

owlhawk911 posted:

i would destroy nations for a picture of that happening

He was a blue teacup Chihuahua named paco. Literally three pounds fully grown, and had so much personality. The first night we had that little goblin, he leapt across a table, onto a couch, to the back of the couch, and right between my brother in law and his chicken wing. Paco snatched it out of the air, rolled when he hit the ground, and sprinted off under a bed with his prize.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen with my own two eyes. I miss that little dude. I'll see if I can find a pic of him, gimme a bit

SeaGoatSupreme
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

Ya boy is mid sneeze here


His dick was too big for sweaters, and he hated the cold


He loved being wrapped up in blankets though

Trying

SeaGoatSupreme posted:

His dick was too big for sweaters

tale as old as time

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

SeaGoatSupreme posted:


His dick was too big for sweaters, and he hated the cold

His dick was too big for sweaters, and he hated the cold.


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

thank you so much


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


owlhawk911 posted:

His dick was too big for sweaters, and he hated the cold.

He can be seen here with the cold



see he's sneezing, clearly has a cold



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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

SeaGoatSupreme posted:


He loved being wrapped up in blankets though

at least he's being properly cared for. sea goat thank you so much for posting your pal paco. perfect puny pup


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Professor of Cats

SeaGoatSupreme posted:


He loved being wrapped up in blankets though

this dog is rad

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Corby Haas
I bet he does good snuggles.

SeaGoatSupreme
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
Only until he's asleep. Then he snarls at you if you move, until you take the covers off so he knows it's you and not a monster coming to mess up his nap

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN



Where did you find my selfies

Rockman Reserve

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Heather Papps

hello friend




thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Goons Are Gifts


biosterous






thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


okay what does farts humper mean in... I assume German?



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Goons Are Gifts

Not at all, that's Norwegian and means speed bump.

In German, that term obviously has to be handy, practical and short, which is Verkehrsberuhigungsschwelle, or Temposchwelle in short.


Manifisto


Goons Are Great posted:

Verkehrsberuhigungsschwelle

lol

der schpeedenalongenthumpencraschen

I realize jokes in one language that satirize another do not translate, personally I think this variety of joke is funny but apparently it simply does not register to many germans:



my real question is, what are the non-english jokes about english, I am eager to hear how dumb we sound because I am sure we sound p dumb


ty nesamdoom!

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I've always wondered what American Accent(s) sound like to everyone else. I've seen the videos of "what english sounds like to non-speakers" but the "words" in those don't register as having an accent to me, just American tv english. Does that make sense?

Anyways, it's been a long day and i'm going to celebrate its passing by getting Too High To Post and standing in the shower.


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:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


phew I got my chickencheese posted so I definitely won't ever get probed again ever even if I really tempt fate by postin in this thread right here about how sure I am I will never get probed again by an IK or mod or anyone ever again forever.


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Heather Papps

hello friend


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I've always wondered what American Accent(s) sound like to everyone else. I've seen the videos of "what english sounds like to non-speakers" but the "words" in those don't register as having an accent to me, just American tv english. Does that make sense?

Anyways, it's been a long day and i'm going to celebrate its passing by getting Too High To Post and standing in the shower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VsmF9m_Nt8



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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City of Glompton

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I've always wondered what American Accent(s) sound like to everyone else. I've seen the videos of "what english sounds like to non-speakers" but the "words" in those don't register as having an accent to me, just American tv english. Does that make sense?

Anyways, it's been a long day and i'm going to celebrate its passing by getting Too High To Post and standing in the shower.

i too often wonder this and was just wondering it the other day. my irish coworker said our accents are terrible :(


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

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