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We are Jazz. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kdQ4soLcac
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bird food bathtub posted:The real Jazz is the ones we made along the way. I make jazz like once every day or two..
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Jan 28, 2020 23:57
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MAKE JAZZ AND WAR
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Jan 29, 2020 00:12
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Farts are jazz to assholes.
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Jan 29, 2020 00:48
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Butts are jazz to buttholes
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Jan 29, 2020 01:49
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Jan 29, 2020 03:25
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you don't appreciate how good you have it with SA's moderation till poo poo like this happens
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Jan 29, 2020 04:42
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Jan 29, 2020 14:17
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Another fun note is that Canada2 brain genius has spent real money to fund those attacks.
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Jan 29, 2020 19:07
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I will 100% admit I didn't realize I was out of munitions and/or fuel until after I got that result once.
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Jan 29, 2020 21:17
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There's a big red warning that shows when something's restricted, but I've accidentally ticked "no munitions" on a war attack before, so....
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Jan 29, 2020 21:30
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I've sent a single ship to blockade targets with a full navy after misclicking and seeing another nation I'm at war with has zero ships  I was trying to be thrifty
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Jan 29, 2020 23:20
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Hello I am posting in the thread
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Jan 30, 2020 15:39
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just post baby
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Jan 30, 2020 19:34
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Soy Nation is ready to join the GOONS.
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Jan 30, 2020 21:31
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Jan 31, 2020 00:05
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These were all made by a pubbie:   
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Jan 31, 2020 01:22
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Just more proof that we've broken their brains with how we play this game. They mock us for 100% taxes, and then try to mentally divide by zero when it works out better. Just fundamentally do not understand what's going on.
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Jan 31, 2020 01:27
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SSNeoman posted:These were all made by a pubbie: The only reason I believe you is because these are too low effort to be ironic goon memes
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Jan 31, 2020 02:32
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I'm proud to announce I caused a diplomatic incident last night that's probably going to completely destroy a micro by 1: finding that they had accepted a fascist we've been repeatedly razing as a member and 2: seeing that their allies were war targets of ours. Filling my slots with their members resulted in their leader telling me he was going to tell Jazz I was being a meanie and then this weirdness: 
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Jan 31, 2020 03:22
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corgski posted:I'm proud to announce I caused a diplomatic incident last night that's probably going to completely destroy a micro.... Welcome to the club! We should start a memorial for folks like these idiots and The Originals. I also still want a ribbon for it drat it.
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Jan 31, 2020 05:16
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The last pubbie who pulled the "I'm going to tell jazz on you" ended up getting "I literally do not care" as a response repeatedly until they went away
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Jan 31, 2020 06:02
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Danaru posted:I've sent a single ship to blockade targets with a full navy after misclicking and seeing another nation I'm at war with has zero ships Same. Though lately I've been sending a full navy against nations with zero ships because 100 infra damage is a fuckton of money at 1400.
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Jan 31, 2020 13:21
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I give up, I'm not hip to the animes so why is cat-boy holding a cylinder and who is he hiding from? I still don't get the joke.
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Jan 31, 2020 13:29
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bird food bathtub posted:I give up, I'm not hip to the animes so why is cat-boy holding a cylinder and who is he hiding from? I still don't get the joke. he's goons and he likes goons but he is scared of goons I do not know 
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Jan 31, 2020 13:51
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I like that we get angry when they convert real money to resources.... We find that hilarious right? People paying money to protect pixels.
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Jan 31, 2020 15:06
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How do you piss off a pubbie? Bomb their money. 
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Jan 31, 2020 17:01
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Deadmeat5150 posted:How do you piss off a pubbie? I finished my war with this guy 3 days ago and he's still trying to spy away my planes from beige 
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Jan 31, 2020 17:24
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Me and Blu found a pubbie with 2.5k tanks and almost no air force who is about to get Iraqi Republican Guard’ed
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Jan 31, 2020 17:39
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Deadmeat5150 posted:How do you piss off a pubbie? Bombing pubbie money is another of these divide by zero mental things that they just don't get. Entire alliances are built around the few hundred thousand in cash you can steal with a ground attack. Goons go full communism and give no fucks about having to steal that cash to fund themselves, we just want to hurt and destroy the opposition so we win by bombing away millions in cash per attack. They get absolutely infuriated by it. I've been nuked multiple times for bombing cash and it is hilarious every single time.
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Jan 31, 2020 18:29
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bird food bathtub posted:They get absolutely infuriated by it. I've been nuked multiple times for bombing cash and it is hilarious every single time. Which gets even funnier due to the cost of a nuke and how little the damage costs to repair at our size.
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Jan 31, 2020 18:35
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Erev posted:Welcome to the club! We should start a memorial for folks like these idiots and The Originals. I also still want a ribbon for it drat it. What size are the ribbons? I'll work one up for us.
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Jan 31, 2020 19:47
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corgski posted:What size are the ribbons? I'll work one up for us. 399x109
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Jan 31, 2020 19:59
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 Here we go, for causing a diplomatic incident that results in war. corgski fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Jan 31, 2020 |
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Jan 31, 2020 20:31
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bird food bathtub posted:I give up, I'm not hip to the animes so why is cat-boy holding a cylinder and who is he hiding from? I still don't get the joke. He's holding a very important scroll that he stole from villagers that he was going to use to become a better ninja. This scroll was very important and sacred and the villagers were a peace of poo poo to him but he nevertheless wants their respect so he did a desperate measure. he stops the villain of the day using a skill he got from the scroll, earns the villagers' respect a bit and then the scroll is forgotten for the rest of the series IIRC Gonna post this on the P&W forums if you don't mind Seraphic Neoman fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Jan 31, 2020 |
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He's more like a fox boy 
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