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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
You can have your cake, and decorum too!

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1222544696964263936?s=19

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Louisgod posted:

i've raed 25 books on pussy and now I'm a pussy expert

Theoretical pussycist

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




"hey, baby"

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Still laughing at "Palestinian Agriculture Area" being in the middle of the Sinai desert

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

JAMOOOL posted:

I want to see what Scott Adams thinks of the fact that Trump keeps repeating "perfect phone call!!" over and over but I also want to ram a power drill through the back of my skull

Master of Persuasion repeated thousands of times slowly sounding more and more cobbed each time.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


God I wish he would actually prevent that

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
I've only read 19 books on dicks....... still a long ways to go

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Mayor Dave posted:

You mean headaches?

quote:

TBI? TBI? Back in the day we didn't have TBI, we called it shell shock -- remember when Rocky goes into the pet store to meet Adrian, it's what the turtle had, shell shock, get it -- if you couldn't stand up to it we'd send 'em home, go make brooms at the Salvation Army, bye-bye!

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Yea if there's one thing you can say about Pelosi, her caucus is terrified of her for some reason. Nobody gives a poo poo about Schumer and what he has to say.

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

I think that means you win a pizza party for ur class! Good job Jared! Although you should have just read A Wrinkle in Time for 50 points.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Louisgod posted:

i've raed 25 books on pussy and now I'm a pussy expert

you joke but thats how they choose genitals professors

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Lmao, the most feared politician in Washington, Cryin' Chuck!

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

tacodaemon posted:

they're using CD as an abbreviation for chlorine dioxide, if you're wondering


https://mobile.twitter.com/BrandyZadrozny/status/1222541315415646217

it's bleach, it'll kill the coronavirus* for sure

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Ragequit posted:

You can have your cake, and decorum too!

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

punchymcpunch posted:

you joke but thats how they choose genitals professors

professor: for your final question, please locate the clitoris
me: [has never seen female genitalia in real life] whew, glad I brought my ruler this time...

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



tacodaemon posted:

"hey, baby"

what part of delaware is bruce springsteen from anyway

amaru_chulla
Sep 3, 2019

by Nyc_Tattoo

Louisgod posted:

HEARTWARMING: Neighbors cut this woman's cat in half, so the community banded together to paint her house like a rainbow.

THIS IS THE AMERICA WE WANT BACK

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 358 days!

I wish I had as much confidence in schumer that my presidnet does

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1222335747992248322?s=21

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Louisgod posted:

professor: for your final question, please locate the clitoris
me: [has never seen female genitalia in real life] whew, glad I brought my ruler this time...

me, a motivational speaker at your university: listen *sits backwards on chair* ive never seen wolverine in real life ok? but i can locate his claw ducts. youll be fine

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

punchymcpunch posted:

what part of delaware is bruce springsteen from anyway

Back in the 80s I remember the local punk club did a show called "Corn in the USA" in his honor.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/StephenMcDonell/status/1222545897705410560?s=20
"Going medieval" on someone is supposed to be hyperbole :stonk:

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Tirmp

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1222322720781762560?s=21

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1222547304491646976?s=19

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
bloomberg absolutely has people searching his name on twitter and replying to tweets. i mean look at the replies to this one

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1222271858818588674

https://twitter.com/scott901thomas/status/1222360528682700800

https://twitter.com/pkb30840928/status/1222289185890897921

THE DOGS LOVE BEING HURLED AROUND LIKE BOWLING BALLS

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/StephenMcDonell/status/1222545897705410560?s=20
"Going medieval" on someone is supposed to be hyperbole :stonk:

Still waiting on the horrifying death tolls that justify this behavior

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Relevant Tangent posted:

it's bleach, it'll kill the coronavirus* for sure

yeah I mean, technically she's right

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



Other people whine about unfairness but i won't

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004



this just tells me he's made it through all 16 books in the Left Behind series but hasn't finished the spin offs yet

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Quotey posted:

THE DOGS LOVE BEING HURLED AROUND LIKE BOWLING BALLS
I've always hated the "there are plenty of things to critize" argument because you know, there are millions of people on Twitter. I think there's probably enough people to criticize him for literally everything he does with some left over.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


good thing i don't

https://twitter.com/engadget/status/1222219369138343936?s=19

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/fryan/status/1222402875646627840

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8QruYW6v6E

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

LegoMan posted:

I've always hated the "there are plenty of things to critize" argument because you know, there are millions of people on Twitter. I think there's probably enough people to criticize him for literally everything he does with some left over.

https://twitter.com/Pulpolover/status/1222304299360743424

just absolutely stupid

otoh

https://twitter.com/Wahrheit_D/status/1222275118505828352

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

It's cool to watch our civilization retreat from the enlightenment in real time

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Well if it makes anyone feel better about it, the bugs will probably be mashed down into a paste and then eaten in a sort of bug loaf. Does that make anyone feel better? No?

amaru_chulla
Sep 3, 2019

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lawman 0 posted:

It's cool to watch our civilization retreat from the enlightenment in real time

Slavery and genocide are the most important parts of "enlightenment"

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



punchymcpunch posted:

what part of delaware is bruce springsteen from anyway

https://delawaretoday.com/directory/boss-enterprises-2/

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