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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Cugel the Clever posted:

Short-circuited on live TV again. There's no way he's doing the debates.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1222335747992248322?s=19

That lady in the pink shirt has a powerful NJ energy

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I see his cult of fake tan is present.

Oh wait, new jersey.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I see his cult of fake tan is present.

Oh wait, new jersey.

You were right the first time

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The debates are gonna be unreal if they happen.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

LingcodKilla posted:

loving makes me sick

forget how rancid drybones was

why is an rear end in a top hat political cartoonist named after a mario kart character

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp
https://twitter.com/KSoltisAnderson/status/1222379185869598722

Boomers are gonna destroy the country, one way or another

E: lmao I didn't see the huge bump for Bloomberg in the super olds at first

E2: Bloomberg sucks
https://twitter.com/TwinklingTania/status/1222386002724978689

egyptian rat race fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Jan 29, 2020

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



The Gay Agenda rolls on.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


CMYK BLYAT! posted:

why is an rear end in a top hat political cartoonist named after a mario kart character

it's a reference to ezekiel 37 :jewish:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1222525254742040576?s=19

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Can we get a mashup of Yang spraying Big Gay Structural Bailey directly into a supporters mouth, from a can?

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

shame on an IGA posted:

Can we get a mashup of Yang spraying Big Gay Structural Bailey directly into a supporters mouth, from a can?

... You may need to log off for a while

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



“Excuse me sir I would like to our purchase your finest honky killing gun.”

....


Didn’t realize guns could tell the difference.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

drat, I wish it was MCPO so I could make a Halo joke.

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1222332306200956929?s=19

William Bear fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Jan 29, 2020

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
For fucks sake.

Stupid military.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

in these trying times i'd like to remind you all that this exists

https://i.imgur.com/b2QpZRY.mp4

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/allawati/status/1222487741222604800?s=19

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Name 5 of them.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

I mean that makes him an expert. Can you imagine reading 25 whole books, let alone on a single subject?!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Personally, I've read the only book I need to regarding the Israel/Palestine issue, and that's the Bible.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Mr. Nice! posted:

I mean that makes him an expert. Can you imagine reading 25 whole books, let alone on a single subject?!

Which 2 new testament books do you think he skipped?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Representative Stephen King! posted:

Personally, I've read the only book I need to regarding the Israel/Palestine issue, and that's the Bible.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

hobbesmaster posted:

Which 2 new testament books do you think he skipped?

Being Jewish, probably all of them.
The 24 books of the Tanakh, but he read Ezra/Nehemiah twice.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Probably a bunch of poo poo about how Palestinians aren't real, came up with the Holocaust, etc.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Nah they were all real estate trade publications that discuss the profitability of funding settlements and other tourist development in Israel.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

he read the pentateuch 5 times

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I bet it was this.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Oh poo poo I got that book from a secret satan a few years back

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Casimir Radon posted:

I bet it was this.



:thunk:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Janet is kind of a bitch

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


It's so nice that Jared will be able to pass something that helped him along to his kids.

Let me dream, ok?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
EU says goodbye limeys

https://twitter.com/MehreenKhn/status/1222574109206421504?s=19

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Buckle up.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Parnas is apparently marching to the Senate to give a press conference or something? And the office of the White House is threatening to deny Bolton's book clearance to be published I think? Looks like Strong Daddy is getting the three ring Senate circus he wanted.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/MehreenKhn/status/1222575159938375681?s=20

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Someone good with computers please switch the song with this one ty



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnEPTG6K4pY

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

I honestly thought brexit would never happen and that in time extending brexit would just become another of the idiosyncrasies in british parliament like how you have to become some special gamekeeper that gets paid a shilling a year in order to retire or something

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
Saw this elsewhere. With Trumps counsel shouting about how there are no crimes, I feel like this would be a crime in a criminal trial.

https://www.salon.com/2020/01/29/trumps-legal-team-gave-thousands-in-contributions-to-republican-senators-ahead-of-impeachment-trial/

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Oxygenpoisoning posted:

Saw this elsewhere. With Trumps counsel shouting about how there are no crimes, I feel like this would be a crime in a criminal trial.

https://www.salon.com/2020/01/29/trumps-legal-team-gave-thousands-in-contributions-to-republican-senators-ahead-of-impeachment-trial/
Lindsay Graham can be bought for $2,700 and presumably keeping quiet about where the dead boy is buried.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

I honestly thought brexit would never happen and that in time extending brexit would just become another of the idiosyncrasies in british parliament like how you have to become some special gamekeeper that gets paid a shilling a year in order to retire or something

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I'd like to laugh at the UK, but I'm just tired



really, really tired

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