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Ok, I've got another joke for you all. Mine, mines in space! (Yep, they sold a mine laying ship .... Do mines work yet in this game?)
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Here's a question. Which will happen first? SC will release or Beer's Spectrum ban until 2025 will expire?
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 20:36 |
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Agony Aunt posted:Here's a question. does the ban technically expire if they renew it before it runs out? At this point that may be a pertinent question.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 20:37 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Look I'm not here to defend my husband but I wouldn't support something if I felt it wasn't a great thing no matter who it was, including my husband. I am one of the best saleswomen in the world without a shadow of a doubt and always have been since I was a very small girl and I know a great product when I see it. What I have seen this year is a vocal minority of people who get butt-hurt that they are not a special snowflake anymore and butt hurt their opinion isn't well received so they shout louder or find someone who agrees with them to try to validate their opinion. It is also interesting as a female as I receive quite a significant amount of harassment and abuse for no good reason other than being female. Used to happen a lot more earlier this year, thank god that's changed. And the Lifetime Achievement for Best Delusional Performance in a Consumer Fraud goes to ... {hair brush bathroom vanity counter drum roll} ME! Sandiworm! ME, you really like ME! I did this.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 20:41 |
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peter gabriel posted:Well I for one made more money than I need this month
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 20:46 |
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Jeebus, i never really read those email exchanges attentively. In addition to claiming to being one of the best salespeople in the world she also claims to be a qualified teacher! Its absoloutely amazing how many talents Sandi claims to have and had since she was a little girl. It seems like she has a severe case of narcissism and overinflated ego...so, a perfect match for CR i suppose. Ok, i didn't have a particularly rosy picture of her before either, its just i never spotted that part before. EDIT: LOL, another corker: "The project would not be here without me." So we have Sandi to thank for SC! Not CR! Agony Aunt fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Jan 29, 2020 |
# ? Jan 29, 2020 20:51 |
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How many times a month do you think Crobbers emails Kickstarter to try and get them to take down the original page?
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 20:52 |
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Wow, this is a goldmine. Why didn't i read it attentively before? Sandi keeps on giving! " I work 16 hours a day pretty much everyday and so do most people here, certainly Chris who codes all the time early into the morning." Well, that certainly explains the terrible state of the engine. I've never seen a project succeed where the devs and management were all working 16 hours a day. I've also never heard of a CEO of a largish company getting down and dirty with the code instead of doing the work that is in their job description, namely, running the company. How can CR even think straight? He's over 50 and consistently pulling 16 hour days and coding while running a company? No way. Holeeee moley: "and I'm pretty confident I am the most formally educated person in this whole company" This is all absoloutely riveting.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:03 |
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this is also a woman that stalked Chris and his ex wife, and assaulted Chris by strangling him, and yet Chris married her...twice theres also a huge amount of other unconfirmed or semi confirmed poo poo
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:03 |
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Just a reminder all the people involved in this at an executive level are horrible, horrible people
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:05 |
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Kosumo posted:Ok, I've got another joke for you all. Hard to say, the Nautilus is not in the game yet and as far as I can tell has no ETA (and isn't even on the Roadmap). Agony Aunt posted:Wow, this is a goldmine. Why didn't i read it attentively before? Sandi keeps on giving! Yeah it's pretty loving amazing, Sandi's emails are simultaneously painful and fascinating to read. She seems like an insufferable person.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:06 |
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TheAgent posted:Just a reminder all the people involved in this at an executive level are horrible, horrible people sounds like someone got bit by the jealousy bug
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:06 |
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SoftNum posted:$27k is still $300/mo. on this game. That's my monthly broke asf student food budget, in one of the most expensive country in the world. But what is food compared to ~~dreams~~?
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:10 |
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Incitatus posted:sounds like someone got bit by the jealousy bug
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:19 |
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Allegedly 22 and allegedly already on Wing Commander level of cultist. Send help.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:22 |
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TheAgent posted:only in the sense I wish I wasn't constrained by morality, guilt or introspection To be an inept sociopath is more or less to be rich.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:24 |
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TheAgent posted:this is also a woman that stalked Chris and his ex wife, and assaulted Chris by strangling him, and yet Chris married her...twice Also by her own account she chose him out of a book of hollywood producers/directors (heavily implied that she wanted to make it in hollywood) Scruffpuff posted:To be an inept sociopath is more or less to be rich. Only if you start with money. If you start with nothing it's a good way to be homeless..
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:26 |
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SoftNum posted:Also by her own account she chose him out of a book of hollywood producers/directors (heavily implied that she wanted to make it in hollywood) Man, she chose poorly.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:32 |
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Scruffpuff posted:To be an inept sociopath is more or less to be rich.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:38 |
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quote:The Schedule Can Change But the Roadmap Shouldn't, Really. When did CIG ever know the scope, friend?
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:40 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Man, she chose poorly. its not a bad life not one bit
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:42 |
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TheAgent posted:nah, she's got her own production company, her daughter is in a ton of films/tv shows in pretty decent parts, she's living in the loving pacific palisades, probably takes about $300k to $500k a year from CIG Yeah but imagine having to touch Chris Roberts shrimpy youngman and jerk him off under the covers, let alone have sex with this stammering bag of hot air.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:53 |
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dear god why
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:55 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:imagine
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:57 |
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TheAgent posted:nah, she's got her own production company, her daughter is in a ton of films/tv shows in pretty decent parts, she's living in the loving pacific palisades, probably takes about $300k to $500k a year from CIG I sometimes wonder how Sandi finds her life. From the outside it seems kind of cushy since she's done basically nothing in life and pretty much has it made. I wonder if she's happy with it though. Jack-Off Lantern posted:Yeah but imagine having to touch Chris Roberts shrimpy youngman and jerk him off under the covers, let alone have sex with this stammering bag of hot air. you don't know how marriage works do you?
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:58 |
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seriously just delete that poo poo and save future generations of internet readers from that like I'm not trying to be a backseat moderator, there's very few opportunities in life where you can make the world a better place 100% with a single, easy choice and this is one of them
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:59 |
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TheAgent posted:seriously just delete that poo poo and save future generations of internet readers from that For posterity Jack-Off Lantern posted:Yeah but imagine having to touch Chris Roberts shrimpy youngman and jerk him off under the covers, let alone have sex with this stammering bag of hot air.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 22:03 |
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Incitatus posted:sounds like someone got bit by the jealousy bug Sandi rejected TheAgent's tickling request
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 22:03 |
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Nalin posted:They don't seem to have any of the logging a typical MMO would have so they aren't able to selectively deal with these issues. Made me think of this: https://youtu.be/X3HB4lLTYrU?t=3258 "We see in the analytics when a weapon is broken because..." For a split second I thought he would finish the sentence with "...according to the telemetry data that weapon made way too much damage considering its number of hits", but instead he went with "...within a day or so everyone is going out buying it and using it" This is like a Formula One or Nascar team stating that "...we realized that we need to adjust the setup, because in the telemetry data we saw that the other team won the race" [Edit: Taxxe] h3isenbug fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Jan 29, 2020 |
# ? Jan 29, 2020 22:09 |
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Yeeeeeah pull up, that kind of talk about Chris + Sandi's personal life seems a bit much, even as a joke
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 22:27 |
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TheAgent posted:nah, she's got her own production company, her daughter is in a ton of films/tv shows in pretty decent parts, she's living in the loving pacific palisades, probably takes about $300k to $500k a year from CIG Enraging. Effin' enraging.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 22:30 |
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h3isenbug posted:Made me think of this: I would love it if CIG did a thing where people could request telemetry data from them on certain things. Somewhat just to see if they can produce results. Also because I want to ask them which missions are the most commonly abandoned because I am really curious how often missions break. I know I've tried getting working claimjumper missions before and ended up having to abandon like 10 in a row.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 22:36 |
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Nalin posted:I would love it if CIG did a thing where people could request telemetry data from them on certain things. Somewhat just to see if they can produce results. Also because I want to ask them which missions are the most commonly abandoned because I am really curious how often missions break. I know I've tried getting working claimjumper missions before and ended up having to abandon like 10 in a row. if I'm playing a game and poo poo goes sideways twice or three times in a row, I'm loving pissed. my current experience with the latest warframe patch was infuriating, and I love that game. haven't played it in weeks how y'all keep "testing" this poo poo is beyond me. like what loving fun is there when you're constantly fighting with bugs and server disconnects, especially with zero progression or persistance like it just boggles my mind people would spend their time with star citizen
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 22:46 |
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It is me, a small indie company fighting the big evil publishers, with my full-time barista and executive assistant to manage meetings/emails, answer calls and book travels for all super busy C-level executives.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 22:49 |
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Nalin posted:people could request telemetry data from them on certain things
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 22:51 |
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JugbandDude posted:It is me, a small indie company fighting the big evil publishers, with my full-time barista and executive assistant to manage meetings/emails, answer calls and book travels for all super busy C-level executives. And this was in 2015, at which time they were barely scraping by with crowdfunding of - let me check my notes - one hundred million dollars.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 22:53 |
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Nalin posted:I would love it if CIG did a thing where people could request telemetry data from them on certain things. Somewhat just to see if they can produce results. "How many refund requests do you receive a year?"
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 22:59 |
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TheAgent posted:why are you putting yourself through any of this I tried to give it a fair shake a day or two ago. It had been 4 or 5 years from when it more or less ran fine, just a little janky. I lasted what - 20 minutes? It's so painful, it's so lovely, even if you go in rosy-eyed and full of dreams of what it could be but isn't. It's aggressively and offensively bad. I don't know how Sarsa manages at all.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:And this was in 2015, at which time they were barely scraping by with crowdfunding of - let me check my notes - one hundred million dollars. When you think about 6+ legal team, barista, executive assistant, art, lore, animation, sound teams, it's not hard to picture where the money is going. I like to compare this to Paradox, which was a small self funded developer for a long time. Even after releasing several successful titles and becoming a publisher, they still ran a very tight ship, to the point where they openly admitted selling separate DLC to fund specific art teams that could not be funded by regular game sales.
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JugbandDude posted:When you think about 6+ legal team, barista, executive assistant, art, lore, animation, sound teams, it's not hard to picture where the money is going. How much was for Hollywood actors mocap?
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