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Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
I'm just gonna use that as an excuse to repost this:

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Hillary: Historically, Bill always said the Epsteins are nothing more than a glorified crew. Plain and simple. We decapitate and we do business with whatever's left. [to Robby Mook] What?

Mook: Nothin'. I agree in spirit but I gotta counsel.

Hillary: This thing shoulda been done during Bill's era.

Huma: They got redundant upper management, bleeds off half the kick. We take 'em out, absorb the whole fuckin' thing.

Mook: Take out an entire fuckin' cabal?

Hilary: Let me tell ya a couple of three things: Forget the emails, forget Bob Maxwell who went out on his Yacht and never comes back, forget my brother Tony.

Mook: Hill, Hill, that's not what I'm sayin' at all.

Hillary: Jeffrey Epstein has no respect for this thing. He's never been in the can, not really. Here's a guy who stepped over Les Wexner to grab the big seat, his own mentor.

Mook: Please, huh?

Hillary: I'm embarrassed. I let him come to the hospital on September 11th 2016, and I took his fat, fuckin' hand in friendship.

Huma: Hill, ya had a collapse.

Hillary: Listen to me. They make anybody and everybody over there. And the way that they do it, it's all hosed up. Guys don't get their finger pricked . There's no sword and gun on the table...

Mook: Hil...

Hillary: No, Robby, either it has meaning or no meaning. And that portrait of Bill in a dress, what the hell was that?

Mook: It's true.

Hilary: Five fuckin' international Cabals and we got this other pygmy thing over in Little St. James... There's no scraps in my scrapbook... Make it happen.

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gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

i still dream of someday posting anything even a 10th as good as that

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Wondering if this reluctance to examine Trump's financials/corruption could be driven in part by some Reagan/Bush era CIA money laundering that went south, similar to what might be the story behind Epstein. Trump tried to butter up the Clintons to try again, maybe nothing materialized. Trump suspected Epstein was their new guy, which he resented, but socialized with Epstein anyway to try and prove he could be trusted for another deal. Trump wants to brag about whatever involvement he had, knowing this would be bad he focuses so hard on not spilling the beans that while speaking he has to abandon trains of thought frequently or dwell on safe moronic stuff until he grasps a safe thread.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
Trump's been organized-crime-money-laundering adjacent his entire career, so that's a slightly saner hypothesis than i thought it was at first glance

he was also probably interested in the child rape, though

and has also fairly regularly been human trafficking adjacent by way of the modeling industry, like Wexner

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

he had a screaming match with epstein over taking a kidnapped child's virginity, i'd say trump is a little more than "probably interested"

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
https://twitter.com/Albidelendisunt/status/1222659834304180224

sorry for self tweet

this was posted on the lightboard of an RV dealer in Sheldon IA

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Gunshow Poophole posted:

https://twitter.com/Albidelendisunt/status/1222659834304180224

sorry for self tweet

this was posted on the lightboard of an RV dealer in Sheldon IA

lmafaooooooooooo god bless the 4th district of iowa

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

helsing are you still planning the CHAOS read along? I've been listening to you must remember this again and there are many ah interesting points of divergence when karina longworth gets to the episode about terry melcher. esp in light of the witness testimony bugliosi and LASO buried stating melcher was seen, on acid, at spahn ranch, *after* the murders kneeling in front of charlie and beggibg for forgiveness. would be interesting to compare and contrast the two in other aspects too.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
im at the part of chaos where he digs into the haight ashbury free clinic and holy lol

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

i still think about this post a lot lol

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

gh0stpinballa posted:

helsing are you still planning the CHAOS read along? I've been listening to you must remember this again and there are many ah interesting points of divergence when karina longworth gets to the episode about terry melcher. esp in light of the witness testimony bugliosi and LASO buried stating melcher was seen, on acid, at spahn ranch, *after* the murders kneeling in front of charlie and beggibg for forgiveness. would be interesting to compare and contrast the two in other aspects too.

The thread is now live.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

I remember hearing before that Weinstein raped by eating pussy because his dick is broke, but this is quite the turn

https://twitter.com/vulture/status/1223322185642672136

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

I remember hearing before that Weinstein raped by eating pussy because his dick is broke, but this is quite the turn

https://twitter.com/vulture/status/1223322185642672136

well. this is the weirdest possible turn for this to take, so of course it must be completely true.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
that’s just how all cis fat men’s genitals look

also it’s established that he had gofers ferrying up his injectable dick meds

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Tweet already gone

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

ikanreed posted:

Tweet already gone

https://twitter.com/anayemeni_net/status/1223335659315707905

Cosa Nostra Aetate
Jan 1, 2019
Other pages are still running with it. https://www.thedailybeast.com/jessica-mann-harvey-weinstein-accuser-testifies-deformed-mogul-used-injections-before-rape

inferis
Dec 30, 2003

that makes three different prolific rapists with weird dicks? have we heard anything about spacey or cosby?

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
EAR/ONS (if you don't know who that is maybe keep it that way) also had a famously small penis.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Seconding thread regular The Saucer Hovers recommendation on Jasun Horsely’s Prisoner of Infinity from way back. Don’t be fooled by taking it as swaddled in UFOlogical subject matter, it delivers fascinating some insight into elite child abuse (although the author’s Vice of Kings which I’m currently reading focuses specifically on the subject) and the psychosexual undercurrent of the Silicon Valley and modern capitalist obsessions with untenable technological progress (or at least I got that from it anyways - Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos were definitely on my mind during some chapters). Just giving some warning on it depending on a lot of Freudian/Jungian psychology if that’s not your thing, although the author does attempt to explain it more often than not.

Dr. Killjoy has issued a correction as of 08:22 on Feb 1, 2020

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
So someone chopped his balls off at some point, perhaps some mafia poo poo or creditors collecting good on a debt or a show of force. Or maybe did his usual poo poo to the wrong woman. Then, unable to produce the chemicals needed for arousal anymore, he just had a doctor give him needles with the right chemicals in them so he could shoot up and rape anyway.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dumb Lowtax posted:

So someone chopped his balls off at some point, perhaps some mafia poo poo or creditors collecting good on a debt or a show of force. Or maybe did his usual poo poo to the wrong woman. Then, unable to produce the chemicals needed for arousal anymore, he just had a doctor give him needles with the right chemicals in them so he could shoot up and rape anyway.

Rape drugs turned his balls into a bussy

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Dumb Lowtax posted:

So someone chopped his balls off at some point

inshallah

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
my gut feeling says this could have been the result of the defense or retribution of one of his victims but that kind of necessitates a mysterious death associated with Miramax or the Weinstein Company, and I’d imagine something like that should have shown up in the rumor mill by now, although admittedly I’m not as plugged into Weinstein speculation.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Weinstein is That Yellow Bastard confirmed

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Excelzior posted:

Weinstein is That Yellow Bastard confirmed

Oh, man

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Seconding recommendation on Jasun Horsely’s Prisoner of Infinity from way back.



jasun horsely is cursed with having correct thoughts but incorrect opinions. so hes great at sussing out very specific theories and arguing a point (well) down to the bone like only an autistic person can, but some of his takes are so scaldingly hot youll need oven mitts to insulate yourself. like problematic poo poo.

at least hes honest and open about extremely embarrassing things. that can help people.

The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 19:04 on Feb 1, 2020

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


cmon man, you cant just tell us about the scalding hot takes and not mention any

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


i need the TAKES. i want to GET MAD

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

fabergay egg posted:

i need the TAKES. i want to GET MAD

afaict he believes socialism is the sole cause of child abuse like that committed by uh jimmy saville

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

he has terrible opinions about gay and trans folks (re: pedophilia and social control), he needs a guru to get up in the morning, and in his youth he took so much salvia he convinced himself he was neo from the matrix

thats off the top of my head

hes an embarrassing autistic dude that has managed to be actually interesting for like a decade

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


drat what his username?

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

he was a posting superstar on rigorous intuition until he was run off by thugs

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

https://twitter.com/RealityInc/status/1223747466572419072

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

petition to rename the Metropolitan Correctional Center "The whackin' hut"

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

I've been trained by years of skeptical movement to go "single anonymous online source about conspiracy, wrong" but gently caress if every new piece of information doesn't mesh perfectly with every previous one

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

this is how you can tell the madness is settled in

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

What does PROMIS do, anyway?

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


Excelzior posted:

petition to rename the Metropolitan Correctional Center "The whackin' hut"

That guy off in whose hut they were whacking

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

SlimGoodbody posted:

What does PROMIS do, anyway?

IIRC, it allows information about cases/arrests to be shared electronically across different departments and agencies, as well as see who is assigned to which case- for nefarious purposes, the idea is that the investigation can be coordinated to only include kept people who can guarantee a desired outcome. Thus, if one of your own people gets in trouble, you can arrange within the bounds of the system to ensure they get off. This would be like what happened with the Finders where the investigation was "taken over" by a higher authority essentially in order to drop the local case.

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