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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


has anybody made a "no ethical consumption under capitalism" joke yet

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U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Agean90 posted:

has anybody made a "no ethical consumption under capitalism" joke yet

the sonic virus has decreed that we gotta die fast

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

that chart is misleading in several different ways, stop posting it

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread

Soy Division posted:

that chart is misleading in several different ways, stop posting it

Wait wait are you telling me that there's no space coronavirus?

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
Why haven't they updated the map with today's numbers?

https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


is that your mom?

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
It's been a week and I still haven't shaken this cold. :( More and more people at work are getting sick.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Sucks that ur gonna die of fish flu OP

RIP in piece tho

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

It's been a week and I still haven't shaken this cold. :( More and more people at work are getting sick.

lmao :same:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

It's been a week and I still haven't shaken this cold. :( More and more people at work are getting sick.

Skull.gif is rooting for you

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

For as long as I've been using it, it's always lagged a few hours behind BNO's reporting. I don't know if it's an issue of more due diligence to confirm reports or someone is just too busy to update it right away.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

It's been a week and I still haven't shaken this cold. :( More and more people at work are getting sick.

sorry that you are dying op, we have some new permadeath avs in qcs if you want to pick out your forums tombstone

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

It's been a week and I still haven't shaken this cold. :( More and more people at work are getting sick.

It's probably just the regular flu/cold. Here in Wisconsin a school near me closed temporarily because 9% of the students are sick with the flu.

Coincidentally, there are 7 suspected cases of Coronavirus in the state and they're being tested right now.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




i really hope no one itt dies or i'm gonna feel super lovely about my callous posting later

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

U-DO Burger posted:

i really hope no one itt dies or i'm gonna feel super lovely about my callous posting later

if i die of some mutated Wisconsin Wuhan Fish Flu I want you to mock me. Content is King

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dBqOmY6els

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
If any goons get sent back in time to prevent the fish flu please don't accidentally cause it by loving a fish.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


gently caress you fish are the fleshlights of the sea

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


U-DO Burger posted:

sorry that you are dying op, we have some new permadeath avs in qcs if you want to pick out your forums tombstone

one day we will all have the permadeath av 🙏🙏🙏

VomitOnLino
Jun 13, 2005

Sometimes I get lost.

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

If any goons get sent back in time to prevent the fish flu please don't accidentally cause it by loving a fish.

Haven't we decided it was bats this time?

I mean horny is prohibited and all but man those bulgy raisin like eyes. So hot, I can't control maself!

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

VomitOnLino posted:

Haven't we decided it was bats this time?

It's bats every time.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

U-DO Burger posted:

i really hope no one itt dies or i'm gonna feel super lovely about my callous posting later

it’s not that deadly but statistically some goons are gunna die from the corona virus, maybe not soon but at large quarantine is never gunna work and it’s a question of when

get your dead man posting switch set up so we can give out a sweet perma dead av

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

TeenageArchipelago posted:

gently caress you fish are the fleshlights of the sea

______________/

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

No it was Bats and Pigs in Contagion.

In this version its Fish and Koalas (possibly wolf puppies too).

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Xaris posted:

it’s not that deadly but statistically some goons are gunna die from the corona virus, maybe not soon but at large quarantine is never gunna work and it’s a question of when

get your dead man posting switch set up so we can give out a sweet perma dead av

how do u do that

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

https://twitter.com/OverEasyForever/status/1222708214611030017?s=20

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

vyelkin posted:

lmao that japan quickly announced no one on the plane had coronavirus, then had to rush several passengers to hospital as soon as the plane landed, now say three of the passengers had coronavirus and infected all the rest, wow just wow :thumbsup:

They're gonna be fine. Things are dangerous to Japan based on their size. If this was one 50 foot tall virus cell, they'd have a problem

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


no apology for posting your own tweets this time, sad

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

one day we will all have the permadeath av 🙏🙏🙏

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

fits my needs posted:

how do u do that

idk I’m a dum dum if hoping a smart computer goon will post a guide

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Xaris posted:

idk I’m a dum dum if hoping a smart computer goon will post a guide

always have the post ready to go with a finger hovering over the post button

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

i say swears online posted:

no apology for posting your own tweets this time, sad

Oh gently caress!

I am posting my own tweet because its video and that is easy

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6 updated



e: ~30 less than what BNO has listed for some reason.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

haven't felt this disappointed since i found out i had to work for a living. we have earned a little doomsday, as a treat

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

BNO constantly updates throughout the day whenever a local government makes an announcement.

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

looking kinda flaccid. sad.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Wuhan Coronavirus is going to beat out SARS in 1 month, and that's with the first 3 weeks being really quiet and it only really taking off in the past week or so. SARS took like 8 months to run its course.

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

Designing my deadmans posting switch in brood war map editor triggets

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Pizza Segregationist posted:

Are authorities distributing masks to people or does everyone have to buy their own?

Not sure about everyone else, but my university is giving any of us masks that don't already have them.

It is really funny to see articles like 'Armed guards with masks check cars at the airport! Eerie!' Like, of course they're wearing masks, everyone is. And of course they're armed, they're guards. Anyone who's every gone through JFK international has seen more armed guards than that.

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1222689517615943680
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1222678014632382464

Lol 100+ in Shanghai, Beijing's next

Then we see the blood gates open

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