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Who will win the Super Bowl?
This poll is closed.
Kansas City Chiefs 65 0.71%
San Francisco 49ers 42 0.46%
Goku 9016 98.52%
Lamar is the MVP 28 0.31%
Total: 9151 votes
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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Eifert Posting posted:

Hahaha enjoy the offseason Pittsburgh.


They're most likely getting a third round comp pick for Bell leaving and they're going to free up about $15 million cutting Mark Barron, Anthony Chickillo and Ramon Foster so they'll be fine and basically in the exact same position as every other year.

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Guze posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1222898134314913795?s=19

Can I get a "gently caress the Saints" in the chat?

gently caress the Saints.

This makes me want to commit felonies.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



A.o.D. posted:

gently caress the Saints.

This makes me want to commit felonies.

Well if you're looking to commit a specific class of them, they'll help you cover 'em up, you sicko.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Kalli posted:

If anyone wants to look up how many pedo priests their area has / had, Propublica published a searchable database:

https://projects.propublica.org/credibly-accused/

My small hometown had 20! :cool:

I could only find one where I grew up, so there's definitely some variation between areas

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
Seize the team, turn it over to the city

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

wyoak posted:

Seize the team, turn it over to the city

I promise you that would only make things worse.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Play posted:

I could only find one where I grew up, so there's definitely some variation between areas

The east coast (specifically New England) certainly seems to have a lot more revealed likely from the work of the Spotlight team at the Boston Globe.

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

A.o.D. posted:

I promise you that would only make things worse.

Hmmm

Seize the team, turn it over to Big Freedia

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Guze posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1222898134314913795?s=19

Can I get a "gently caress the Saints" in the chat?




gently caress the saints.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Kalli posted:

If anyone wants to look up how many pedo priests their area has / had, Propublica published a searchable database:

https://projects.propublica.org/credibly-accused/

My small hometown had 20! :cool:

Mine had 17, but the applicable diocese covers half of Georgia.

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug

Eifert Posting posted:

I found a loving kickass hand pulled noodle Chinese soup place in Cinci and now all other food is irrelevant.

I know a good hand pulled noodle Chinese place in Jupiter, FL

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

wyoak posted:

Hmmm

Seize the team, turn it over to Big Freedia

Yes please. Freedia can do every half-time show.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Move the team to Utah.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

cpranger posted:

The archdiocese spans 7 geographic secular parishes and the reports span a period from the 1930s through 2018. Not all the cases occurred in New Orleans.

Currently there are 337 priests, 219 deacons, 57 religious brothers, and 350 sisters over the 111 parishes.

Are they still not letting black people be priests or what?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

When the bengals trade red rocket they will have all the money for free agents.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Andy gets traded to the Patriots, immediately starts developing Tom Brady habits.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The Zack posted:

I know a good hand pulled noodle Chinese place in Jupiter, FL

heh heh heh

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1222990782946324485?s=19


If they win the lizard king might be out in 2020

Which is to say he wont be out in 2020 :smug:

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

bobjr posted:

Andy gets traded to the Patriots, immediately starts developing Tom Brady habits.

Well New England does seem to have a lot of people who kiss kids on the mouth.

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS

Spoeank posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1222990782946324485?s=19


If they win the lizard king might be out in 2020

Which is to say he wont be out in 2020 :smug:

He’s going to take a pay cut to stay because catching passes from Mahomes is his only chance at getting another big contract.

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



One of the great things about the super bowl is re-watching this episode of the show with zefrank every year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyX0sxa_Yxs

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
FIZ DO NOT LOOK


https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1223014634153742336

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Yeah, writing was on the wall :smith:

Olsen has a lot of opportunities ahead of him. I don't know how much he has left as a player though. He's always struck me as a pretty realistic guy, and unless he gets one of those sweetheart deals like Ryan Kalil got I think this might be it.

He'll be offered a booth job immediately.

Probably Hurney's best move looking back; getting a decade of pro bowl production for a third round pick to the bears.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/tombrady/status/1223027359256862720?s=21

hmm

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
I'll be very disappointed if Brady announces anything that isn't via the TB Times

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Cryptic Tom Brady tweets best tweets.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Tom Brady dead at age 43 after kissing his son in front of Marcus Morris. Like and subscribe

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

(INTERIOR FOOTBALL TUNNEL)


A BATTERED, BEATEN TOM BRADY HOBBLES DOWN A TUNNEL TOWARDS THE LOCKER ROOM. HE PASSES A YOU G BOY HOLDING A COKE.

BOY: Mr. Brady? Mr. Brady…

BRADY TURNS AROUND.

BRADY (ANNOYED): Yeah?

BOY (STAMMERING): You… you need any help?

BRADY TURNS AWAY TO HIDE HIS PAIN.

BRADY (GRUNTING): No.

BOY: I just want you to know… I think… I think…

BRADY TURNS BACK AROUND TO LOOK AT BOY.

BOY: I think you're the best ever!

BRADY CRACKS A SMALL SMILE, BUT TURNS AWAY.

BRADY: Yeah, sure.

BOY HOLDS UP COKE.

BOY: Want my Coke? It's okay, you can have it.

BRADY WAVES HIS HAND.

BRADY: No, no.

BOY STEPS CLOSER, COKE RAISED.

BOY: Really, you can have it!

BRADY HESITATES, THEN GRABS COKE.

BRADY: Okay.

BRADY TAKES SWIG OF COKE. UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYS. AS BRADY DRINKS COKE, BOY TURNS AWAY DEJECTED.

BOY: See you around.

BRADY FINISHES COKE.

BRADY: Hey kid!

BOY TURNS AROUND. TO HIS SURPRISE BRADY IS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. BEFORE THE BOY COULD REACT, BRADY KISSES HIM ON THE MOUTH. THE KISS ENDS, WITH THE BOY SMILING.

BOY: Wow, thanks Tom Brady!

FREEZE FRAME OF TOM BRADY SMILING, WITH THE WORDS "AVOID STRAWBERRIES" ARE SHOWN ACROSS THE SCREEN.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I hope Tom Brady retires, and I hope Bill Belichick goes with him, and I hope the Patriots aren't good ever again!!!

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



Spoeank posted:

I hope Tom Brady retires, and I hope Bill Belichick goes with him, and I hope the Patriots aren't good ever again!!!

I very much need Brady to retire and the pats to win a Super Bowl the following season with Belichick and…like…Blaine Gabbert or whoever

waffle enthusiast fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Jan 31, 2020

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Spoeank posted:

I hope Tom Brady retires, and I hope Bill Belichick goes with him, and I hope the Patriots aren't good ever again!!!

:agreed:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Spoeank posted:

I hope Tom Brady retires, and I hope Bill Belichick goes with him, and I hope the Patriots aren't good ever again!!!

:yeah:

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Brady needs to go to Tampa so we can call them the TB TBs

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

latinotwink1997 posted:

Brady needs to go to Tampa so we can call them the TB TBs

He can get tuberculosis while he's at it, for the rule of 3s.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/TedyBruschi/status/1223033927679516673


CTE joke

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Call it a rebuild

https://twitter.com/josephperson/status/1223017263781031938?s=20

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lol this blew up so fast Schefter had to make some calls


https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1223047292636356608

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Is that good or bad?

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Is that good or bad?

yes

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