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Chinese guy at the airport bringing home a clothes drying rack from China. I mean we have the same high quality Chinese rubbish here not sure why he had to bring it from the motherland. Then he spilled the poles out of the box and they rolled around the car park.
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Laserface posted:Chinese guy at the airport bringing home a clothes drying rack from China. Wanna see a border security episode about this.
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ili posted:Do you share your meth with them? Hapana (that's Kiswahili for "no"). Like I got my pet rat stoned, drunk, my mate even gave him MDMA one time. RIP Ratty. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Laserface posted:Chinese guy at the airport bringing home a clothes drying rack from China. Post some snowboarding pics dude.
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McSpergin posted:What's up nerds 
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Blow posted:Like I got my pet rat stoned, drunk, my mate even gave him MDMA one time. this is shithouse behaviour, complete garbage.
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The_Continental posted:Had the same problem at The Tivoli. They need extra security detail and the bathroom stalls get tagged up with stupid sharpie tags. I was driving back from a function in Jimboomba to our kitchen at the Tiv following an RnB Fridays and gently caress the valley looked like a bomb had gone off. Chicks in neon fishnets sprawled all over the place and dudes in airmax drinking against fences. It was like being back home in Detroit. We might know some of the same sound guys and roadies if you worked at The Zoo. Ever meet "Metal"? Scrawny dude with a pony tail and tats that lives in a black jeans vest? Nah don't think I met him, but bear in mind I was working there like 15 years ago. Even back in 2005 the valley was a disaster, after closing up we'd usually hang around and shoot pool for a few hours rather than head out elsewhere. Can't imagine how hosed it is these days.
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McSpergin posted:I got asked to do jury duty once when I was 18 and basically work said nah we need him and that's my jury duty story because I've never been asked to do it again I'm panelled for one in March but not back in the country until April. Should probably send the jury duty people an email.
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Caesar Saladin posted:this is shithouse behaviour, complete garbage. He was particularly fond of JD & coke. I took him to the vet when he was seeming poorly. The vet said "How old is he?" "3 and a bit years" I said. The vet said "He should be dead from old age". So gently caress you. 
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it doesn't matter how long he lives when he's being dosed against his will for you vapid amusement
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Normally I can tell if it's the weekend or not based on Blow's posting but he's confusing things this week. Doping any kind of animal is poo poo teir behaviour whether it extends their life or not. I refilled all of the birdbaths today so that hopefully I don't end up with flaky magpies on my lawn in the heat tomorrow
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I think giving animals people drugs is pretty bad, but what about catnip? Why does that get a pass? Legit question, I don’t know poo poo about cats, I’m 100% a dog person
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Visible Stink posted:I think giving animals people drugs is pretty bad, but what about catnip? Why does that get a pass? Legit question, I don’t know poo poo about cats, I’m 100% a dog person its not like you're dosing the cat, if you make the catnip available the cat will go to it and enjoy it if they feel like it. Its like reindeers and magic mushrooms. Imagine being a reindeer tripping balls on mushrooms running across the snow at night, sounds rad.
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I did not know that about reindeer, or that cats kind of have agency in their usage of catnip. Makes sense though really Kinda wish I was a reindeer now
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Because catnip is meant for cats in the same way that pigs ears are meant for dogs and meth is meant for alcoholic losers. It's just a perfect match unlike giving a rat pingas. How do you even get them up his clacker anyway.
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Australian cats apparently don't have the same catnip dirve as cats from other places. Every cat I've ever owned couldn't give a gently caress one way or another even if it's freely available
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Blow posted:Like I got my pet rat stoned, drunk, my mate even gave him MDMA one time. what the gently caress is wrong with you
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Dr. Garbanzo posted:Australian cats apparently don't have the same catnip dirve as cats from other places. Every cat I've ever owned couldn't give a gently caress one way or another even if it's freely available My Australian Mist doesn't really give a poo poo but my Ragdoll turns into a drooling retard who cant stop rolling around. It depends on the cat maybe.
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I tried to get my cat into catnip but he's too much of a nerd.
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https://twitter.com/megesydes/status/1223106918840860672?s=21
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ili posted:Because catnip is meant for cats in the same way that pigs ears are meant for dogs and meth is meant for alcoholic losers. It's just a perfect match unlike giving a rat pingas. How do you even get them up his clacker anyway. very carefully
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Big cats love drugs,Jaguar will rub on certain centipedes to get extremely hosed up. YouTube has some good videos of felines getting wasted.
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I agree that not getting animals hosed up on drugs is good but as a counterpoint have you considered according to joe Rogan apes getting hosed up on drugs by aliens is how we got here
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Korgan posted:what the gently caress is wrong with you I broke one of my ribs. Does that count? Let the record show that my rat (Ratty) was a willing participant.
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Blow posted:I broke one of my ribs. Does that count? Animals can't give consent. Much like underage girls really.
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Hanging out with my pet rat smoking meth like an even more depressing version of Wilfred
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oof be nice to blow yall i think he is aware of the the errors of his past ways.
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Blow posted:He was particularly fond of JD & coke. As someone in vet medicine I don’t take to that well. Weirdo.
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Hanging out with my pet rat smoking meth like an even more depressing version of Wilfred Ratty was like my best mate. He'd sit on my shoulder whilst I walked up the street. I could call him to me with a tounge-clicking sound. My musophobic friends even liked him. He used to steal weed (maybe he just liked the foil?). Best rat ever. I mean my sister had a job as a uni undergrad using a glass pipette to extract fresh blood from behind rats loving eyes. She said Ratty was the best rat ever. And she's pretty smart.
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It still doesn’t excuse the fact that you drugged an animal that has a brain smaller than a pea who also has no control over their bowels.
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ili posted:Because catnip is meant for cats in the same way that pigs ears are meant for dogs and meth is meant for alcoholic losers. It's just a perfect match unlike giving a rat pingas. How do you even get them up his clacker anyway. with a finger and some vaseline, just like everyone else btw do jury duty it sounds super interesting I'm jealous I'm barred
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naeka posted:oof be nice to blow yall i think he is aware of the the errors of his past ways. Counterpoint - he's not and his continued freedom to multipost while NVJ is permad because some seppo halfwits don't like his beturbaned countenance is an ongoing injustice of the highest order.
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Blow posted:I broke one of my ribs. Does that count? You're a fuckin oval office.
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Dr. Garbanzo posted:It still doesn’t excuse the fact that you drugged an animal that has a brain smaller than a pea who also has no control over their bowels. sounds like self-medication to me, not sure what the problem is
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Caesar Saladin posted:Imagine being a reindeer tripping balls on mushrooms running across the snow at night, sounds rad.
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I'm at the metro watching everclear and the amount of old expat blokes with Thai wives and weird socially awkward dudes who wear button down shirts with cargo shorts is off the charts im here because my brothers band opened and I got in for free so don't associate me with everclear although they're musically competent and enjoyable E: he just asked the crowd "who remembers 1997?!" Laserface fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Jan 31, 2020 |
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I wouldn’t even bother leaving the house for a concert where the front man doesn’t collectively ask us to remember 1997
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You know the type. The guys who only ever go out to concerts to see bands past their prime by a significant marginMalcolm Turnbeug posted:I wouldn’t even bother leaving the house for a concert where the front man doesn’t collectively ask us to remember 1997 I'm just here for Santa Monica they've played everything else.
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ili posted:Counterpoint - he's not and his continued freedom to multipost while NVJ is permad because some seppo halfwits don't like his beturbaned countenance is an ongoing injustice of the highest order. fair, administration decisions on this site are hosed and inconsistent if you upset the wrong seppo or they like you the pendulum swings away from justice. #freenvj
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jesus gently caress went down to car wash to clean all the orange poo poo off it and it was really hot and sticky out. went to the tobacconist right after and when i got home 45m later streets are flooded and there's a massive downpour and no visibility at all. hope everyone in canberra stays safe from the fires.
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