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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Captain Yossarian posted:

This thread is about the upcoming fast food friends forum and what we are going to talk about there. We all unite as friends under the banner of good food done fast

there's going to be a Fast Casual megathread/gang that gets in flame wars w the rest of the forum

# ? Jan 31, 2020 16:52

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 20:25

Crime on a Dime: Nov 28, 2006

What forums do you mostly read these days, Lowtax?

# ? Jan 31, 2020 16:55

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

McDonalds Latvia and McDonalds Lithuania are virtually identical to McDonalds Estonia so lets hop down a few lines of latitude to McDonalds Moldova. Where things are quite different, yet oh so familliar.

Lets start with a simple Cheeseburger Fresh. So handsome.

But I want chicken you say. I want that famous Moldovan chicken. Then you have two solid options.

Chicken Grill

Or,

McPuişor

Feeling hammy? Let "Sandwich with pork and horseradish sauce" open your mind to a Moldovan approach to the McRib

I demand fingerfood! Fine, "Potatoes with red sauce and fried onions" is your best option.

But "im still hungry and want to really get McMoldovy. As you wish! Time for "Cheese Lavash, A special sandwich with ham and cheese lightly included in a specially prepared dish with spices and vegetables"

Dying of thirst from the spices in that cheese lavash? There are NO pear milkshakes, its Moldova, you drink

Or nothing.

# ? Jan 31, 2020 16:57

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Crime on a Dime posted:

What forums do you mostly read these days, Lowtax?

Uh after the burnout I had dealing with FYAD and the cabal of perpetually pissed off TGSR posters, I mostly stick to this one single thread.

# ? Jan 31, 2020 16:59

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

That moldovan mcrib looks promising

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:00

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

An important note regarding my divorce from reality.....it's good.

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:02

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

Lucavi posted:

lol if u don't have an epic rapsheet

FYAD probes don't count

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:05

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

Lowtax posted:

Uh after the burnout I had dealing with FYAD and the cabal of perpetually pissed off TGSR posters, I mostly stick to this one single thread.

GBS is life

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:06

kolby: Oct 29, 2004

Lowtax posted:

Uh after the burnout I had dealing with FYAD and the cabal of perpetually pissed off TGSR posters, I mostly stick to this one single thread.

i'm gonna give this one more shot and then i'll shut up about it forever.

do you think you'll ever open up fyad again? 95% of the fyad posters were eating a 30 day probe when the "nazi" stuff happened. was it the hitler ama that got it shut down? no one can seem to point to a different thread.

jeffrey and several mods have said that the way fyad was opened the second time was done poorly and that they would be willing to try again if there was interest.

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:10

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

kolby posted:

i'm gonna give this one more shot and then i'll shut up about it forever.

do you think you'll ever open up fyad again? 95% of the fyad posters were eating a 30 day probe when the "nazi" stuff happened. was it the hitler ama that got it shut down? no one can seem to point to a different thread.

jeffrey and several mods have said that the way fyad was opened the second time was done poorly and that they would be willing to try again if there was interest.

most of the people maddest about fyad made and hosed off to an offsite anyway, wont hurt to give it a try

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:13

Harry Potter on Ice: Nov 4, 2006; IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

kolby posted:

i'm gonna give this one more shot and then i'll shut up about it forever.

do you think you'll ever open up fyad again? 95% of the fyad posters were eating a 30 day probe when the "nazi" stuff happened. was it the hitler ama that got it shut down? no one can seem to point to a different thread.

jeffrey and several mods have said that the way fyad was opened the second time was done poorly and that they would be willing to try again if there was interest.

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:14

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Open a forum for transgender goons and name it "The Forum That Is Safe From Fyad"

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:14

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

McDonalds Azerbaijan has a fantastic menu that really needs to be re-patriated to north america.

You talk burgers, Azerbaijan speaks Grand Bif

You talk fries, Azerbaijan replies in "Kənd Kartofu" or "Village Potatoes"

Not a Kand man? Try the prawns

Don't like the look of that prawn sauce? Swap it for a packet of cheese sauce. If they forbid substitutions its just 0.6 manat per sachet.

Thirsty? Pocket some cube-packed tea pyramids.

Its all at the Ganja Mall in beautiful McAzerbaijan.

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:15

Incitatus: Dec 16, 2005; The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!

rear end cobra posted:

most of the people maddest about fyad made and hosed off to an offsite anyway, wont hurt to give it a try

The years old tradition of making an offsite because SA doesn't cater to your own personal views. Its worked out so well for SASS and SKULLMUND

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:15

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

I;m Thinking About Thos Village Potatoes

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:17

Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

The internet is 95% websites complaining about being banned for saying the n word on another website

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:17

UnfurledSails: Sep 1, 2011

Korean Boomhauer posted:

The internet is 95% websites complaining about being banned for saying the n word on another website

I mean this time the people banned are just chilling in another thread in gbs while those who complained about them got what they wanted and then...left? Huh

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:22

Dilbert Fanclub President: Oct 21, 2015; by Reene

If fyad were reopened i�d be willing to buy an avatar. Think of the 5 dollars, richard.

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:24

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

95% websites full of people mad they only got 95% of what they wanted

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:24

Goons Are Gifts: Jan 1, 1970

Lowtax posted:

Uh after the burnout I had dealing with FYAD and the cabal of perpetually pissed off TGSR posters, I mostly stick to this one single thread.

Feel free to post with us in byob, the chill forum and take a break from all this madness on the island of chill. We even have draw threads.

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:24

Small Gay Planet: Aug 2, 2019; by Fluffdaddy

Lowtax should be a title, passed on to the defacto forums leader

Have you considered surrendering your throne, sire? Which goon shall be Lowtax II, The Magnificent and Magnanimous?

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:26

pezzie: Apr 11, 2003; everytime someone says a seasonal anime is GOAT

Just watch the best anime ever

Incitatus posted:

The years old tradition of making an offsite because SA doesn't cater to your own personal views. Its worked out so well for SASS and SKULLMUND

I remember going to an offsite when DPPH got kicked off.

RIP DPPH

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:27

cum: Sep 18, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

rear end cobra posted:

most of the people maddest about fyad made and hosed off to an offsite anyway, wont hurt to give it a try

this

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:27

Chilled Milk: Jun 22, 2003; No one here is alone,
satellites in every home

Lucavi posted:

lol if u don't have an epic rapsheet

hwo could probate such a delicate flower~

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:32

Incitatus: Dec 16, 2005; The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!

What is this newest offsite anyway?

Like SASS was to do mod sass
Skullmund was to post the krusty meme

What's the purpose of the newest one?

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:33

Clawtopsy: Dec 17, 2009; What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

rice buns for the burg... in mickey dee's japan

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:34

wolfs: Jul 17, 2001; posted by squid gang

shadow puppet of a posted:

Dying of thirst from the spices in that cheese lavash? There are NO pear milkshakes, its Moldova, you drink

Or nothing.

I had this in Iceland! It's pretty good

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:35

Shut up Meg: Jan 8, 2019; You're safe here.

arisu posted:

I remember going to an offsite when DPPH got kicked off.

RIP DPPH

Still annoyed that I never learnt how to maintain a washer-dryer.

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:36

Incitatus: Dec 16, 2005; The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!

Here in Sweden we got the best energy drink

Cost $2.00 for the 4-pack.

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:37

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Incitatus posted:

What is this newest offsite anyway?

Like SASS was to do mod sass
Skullmund was to post the krusty meme

What's the purpose of the newest one?

something about feeling stalin's rear end and tits I think

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:44

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

I hear you thread; "Slow down spoa, you skipped over McBulgaria on your way to the causcus region." A grave mistake! Rectify it now and tell us of:

RYOKAN PIQUANT
Fluffy bread, juicy chicken, bacon, Emmental cheese, salsa sauce, yogurt sauce and potato croquettes and slices of hot pepper jalapenos;

Finally, salsa and yogurt on my bacon, chicken and potato croquette sandwich. Why was this so hard to get right and why is it only in lovely Bulgaria?

Who needs fries or prawn or village potatoes when you can get

PENDANTS WITH CHEESE AND BACON

Not enough choice on the HOBO (new) menu, you say? Please then, have a nice dessert of

PIE WITH CREAM AND PLUM

Don't expect much innovation in the way of drinks. Bulgaria's best contribution towards McProgress is the fountain apple drink. I'd save your caloric daily budget and get more pendants instead.

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:45

Heather Papps: Nov 1, 2007; hello friend

Dick Bastardly posted:

something about feeling stalin's rear end and tits I think

wanna run an extremely punctual train on dat rear end

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:47

Hitlersaurus Christ: Oct 14, 2005

HOBO

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:50

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

kolby posted:

i'm gonna give this one more shot and then i'll shut up about it forever.

do you think you'll ever open up fyad again? 95% of the fyad posters were eating a 30 day probe when the "nazi" stuff happened. was it the hitler ama that got it shut down? no one can seem to point to a different thread.

jeffrey and several mods have said that the way fyad was opened the second time was done poorly and that they would be willing to try again if there was interest.

Guess it's time you shut up about it

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:51

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Heather Papps posted:

wanna run an extremely punctual train on dat rear end

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:53

Dilbert Fanclub President: Oct 21, 2015; by Reene

Incitatus posted:

What is this newest offsite anyway?

Like SASS was to do mod sass
Skullmund was to post the krusty meme

What's the purpose of the newest one?

Its the offsite for malding at trump tweets and intentionally spelling his name wrong and sharing terrorism tips.

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:54

cda: Jan 2, 2010; by Hand Knit

Heather Papps posted:

wanna run an extremely punctual train on dat rear end

that was mussolini not stalin

# ? Jan 31, 2020 17:55

Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

shadow puppet of a posted:

I hear you thread; "Slow down spoa, you skipped over McBulgaria on your way to the causcus region." A grave mistake! Rectify it now and tell us of:

RYOKAN PIQUANT
Fluffy bread, juicy chicken, bacon, Emmental cheese, salsa sauce, yogurt sauce and potato croquettes and slices of hot pepper jalapenos;

Finally, salsa and yogurt on my bacon, chicken and potato croquette sandwich. Why was this so hard to get right and why is it only in lovely Bulgaria?

Who needs fries or prawn or village potatoes when you can get

PENDANTS WITH CHEESE AND BACON

Not enough choice on the HOBO (new) menu, you say? Please then, have a nice dessert of

PIE WITH CREAM AND PLUM

Don't expect much innovation in the way of drinks. Bulgaria's best contribution towards McProgress is the fountain apple drink. I'd save your caloric daily budget and get more pendants instead.

I�m pretty mad I can�t get hobo pie with cream and plum here in the States.

# ? Jan 31, 2020 18:01

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

That ryokan piquant sounds baller as gently caress.

# ? Jan 31, 2020 18:03

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 20:25

kolby: Oct 29, 2004

MrMidnight posted:

Guess it's time you shut up about it

i'm kinda getting that vibe myself

# ? Jan 31, 2020 18:04

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