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Who will win the Super Bowl?
This poll is closed.
Kansas City Chiefs 65 0.71%
San Francisco 49ers 42 0.46%
Goku 9016 98.52%
Lamar is the MVP 28 0.31%
Total: 9151 votes
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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




:lol: at the skins absolutely destroying the scaling on that graph

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Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lol this blew up so fast Schefter had to make some calls


https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1223047292636356608

Tom Brady not used to not being the center of attention in championship week

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
It means that wildlife are sickened by the Chiefs like all of us should be

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Just a heads up if you were like me and planning on getting the 4k Super Bowl stream through Fox's Roku app, just got this email from Roku:

quote:

Dear Roku Customer,
On January 31, 2020, all standalone FOX channels will no longer be available on Roku streaming devices.

You can still watch FOX channels through these services: FuboTV, Hulu + Live TV, SlingTV, YouTube TV and other live TV services, many of which offer free trials. We also have thousands of other great channels in the Roku Channel Store. We've got you covered!

If you have a Roku TV, you may be able to receive FOX over the air with an antenna.

Happy Streaming™
Roku

Seems like some shady business from one or both of Roku and Fox. Here's a thread on reddit about it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Roku/comments/ewfpeq/standalone_fox_apps_going_away/

Supposedly FuboTV will still be streaming it in 4K. We'll see.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
I posted the same thing in the cutting cable thread. Sucks because I was planning on watching it there as well. Oh well, guess regular old rear end HD will have to do.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Hippos would obviously root for Andy Ried.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Android Apocalypse posted:

(INTERIOR FOOTBALL TUNNEL)


A BATTERED, BEATEN TOM BRADY HOBBLES DOWN A TUNNEL TOWARDS THE LOCKER ROOM. HE PASSES A YOU G BOY HOLDING A COKE.

BOY: Mr. Brady? Mr. Brady…

BRADY TURNS AROUND.

BRADY (ANNOYED): Yeah?

BOY (STAMMERING): You… you need any help?

BRADY TURNS AWAY TO HIDE HIS PAIN.

BRADY (GRUNTING): No.

BOY: I just want you to know… I think… I think…

BRADY TURNS BACK AROUND TO LOOK AT BOY.

BOY: I think you're the best ever!

BRADY CRACKS A SMALL SMILE, BUT TURNS AWAY.

BRADY: Yeah, sure.

BOY HOLDS UP COKE.

BOY: Want my Coke? It's okay, you can have it.

BRADY WAVES HIS HAND.

BRADY: No, no.

BOY STEPS CLOSER, COKE RAISED.

BOY: Really, you can have it!

BRADY HESITATES, THEN GRABS COKE.

BRADY: Okay.

BRADY TAKES SWIG OF COKE. UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYS. AS BRADY DRINKS COKE, BOY TURNS AWAY DEJECTED.

BOY: See you around.

BRADY FINISHES COKE.

BRADY: Hey kid!

BOY TURNS AROUND. TO HIS SURPRISE BRADY IS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. BEFORE THE BOY COULD REACT, BRADY KISSES HIM ON THE MOUTH. THE KISS ENDS, WITH THE BOY SMILING.

BOY: Wow, thanks Tom Brady!

FREEZE FRAME OF TOM BRADY SMILING, WITH THE WORDS "AVOID STRAWBERRIES" ARE SHOWN ACROSS THE SCREEN.

:golfclap:

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Just a heads up if you were like me and planning on getting the 4k Super Bowl stream through Fox's Roku app, just got this email from Roku:


Seems like some shady business from one or both of Roku and Fox. Here's a thread on reddit about it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Roku/comments/ewfpeq/standalone_fox_apps_going_away/

Supposedly FuboTV will still be streaming it in 4K. We'll see.

Fubo was doing occasional 4k Fox streams during the regular season so it is probably a good bet

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mega64 posted:

Move the team to Utah.

Then they'll be the Salt Lake Latter Day Saints.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Mega64 posted:

Move the team to Utah.

That just adds incest to the situation

Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014
Andy Reid turns a blind eye to abusive players, and should therefore lose the super bowl.

Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014
Also he should never coach again.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Technically he only turns a blind eye to abusive players who haven't been caught on video assaulting a woman

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Cirrhosis Johnson posted:

Also he should never coach again.

I'd be fine with shipping him back to the NFC tbh

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Intruder posted:

Technically he only turns a blind eye to abusive players who haven't been caught on video assaulting a woman

Or their children.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

This is extremely far from Cincinnati...

Riverside Korean is a better restaurant and not 35 min away in some gently caress off suburb

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

https://twitter.com/nbcsauthentic/status/1222925875647258626?s=21
hell yeah Tim

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Dangerllama posted:

One of the great things about the super bowl is re-watching this episode of the show with zefrank every year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyX0sxa_Yxs

I'm almost positive I saw zefrank in one of those reaction vids for the Seahawks/Vikings playoff game where it was 10 degrees and Blair Walsh lost the game for the Vikings by missing the final field goal. He just stared at the camera as the kick got snapped, and when it shanked he didn't turn to look but his face just crumpled into expected despair.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Eifert Posting posted:

Hippos would obviously root for Andy Ried.

Hippo are very jealous and would not. Plus pretty sure Reid has eaten one.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Cirrhosis Johnson posted:

Andy Reid turns a blind eye to abusive players, and should therefore lose the super bowl.

Will Kansas City Chiefs legend Terrell Suggs win his second ring? That's the main question going into Super Bowl weekend

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



Coldforge posted:

Or their children.

Or their dogs.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

bows1 posted:

This is extremely far from Cincinnati...

Riverside Korean is a better restaurant and not 35 min away in some gently caress off suburb

I've been to both. And to Korea, and to China. Riverside isn't even the best Korean downtown. You're not having anything as good as this place downtown, and the best Sichuan (and Korean) places are in the suburbs as well.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Elephanthead posted:

Hippo are very jealous and would not. Plus pretty sure Reid has eaten one.

https://magazine.atavist.com/american-hippopotamus

Andy Reid longs for this reality.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1223248837600518144

:yeah:

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

Popped up on reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5b5TrZrHGQ

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
drat that's true

https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1223242534526291969?s=19

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1223243458829324289?s=20

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Some times it really do be like that.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
https://twitter.com/MattVerderame/status/1223272750518820864

I'm almost sure this will be me on Sunday. Pissed off but not surprised enough to lose it at how they play.

I would greatly enjoy being wrong.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Eifert Posting posted:

I've been to both. And to Korea, and to China. Riverside isn't even the best Korean downtown. You're not having anything as good as this place downtown, and the best Sichuan (and Korean) places are in the suburbs as well.

I’ve been to China as we but you got me on Korea. I’ll be back in cinci for 3 days next week, maybe I’ll try to get out there.

What’s the best Korean downtown? I love riverside for their Khalbi Ghim

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Grittybeard posted:

https://twitter.com/MattVerderame/status/1223272750518820864

I'm almost sure this will be me on Sunday. Pissed off but not surprised enough to lose it at how they play.

I would greatly enjoy being wrong.

I don’t know about you Gritty but I am weirdly not nervous about the Super Bowl at all, especially compared to the other playoff games. Maybe because losing another AFCCG at home would have been catastrophic, or because losing to the Texans or Titans again would have sucked, who knows. Of course I will still be crushed if they lose Sunday

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The whitest thing you'll ever see

https://twitter.com/RzstProgramming/status/1223234804755419138

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

PETA gets ripped way too much but that commercial is atrocious.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
^^--I want to find and shake the hand of the person who came up with the idea of a snake taking a knee

SHOAH NUFF posted:

I don’t know about you Gritty but I am weirdly not nervous about the Super Bowl at all, especially compared to the other playoff games. Maybe because losing another AFCCG at home would have been catastrophic, or because losing to the Texans or Titans again would have sucked, who knows. Of course I will still be crushed if they lose Sunday

Not gonna lie I'm pretty terrified. It seems like they should be involved deep in the playoffs for the next decade but then I remember the story of Marino, so like, I really really want them to get this one so that's out of the way.

I suppose if I were a 49ers fan I might be scared in the other direction because it seems so hard to keep elite defenses rolling for multiple years.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Miami had a pretty bad team other than Marino and his two wide receivers. Marino also had a bunch of interceptions during the year and in the SB threw for one TD and two interceptions. What's the likelihood of that kind of thing happening to Mahomes?

Not to mention they were facing Montana, people (Dilfer) act like that 49ers team was somehow like this 49ers team and that's asinine.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I hope we win the Super Bowl, but even if that doesn't happen I'm going to have a house full of friends and kids and beer and food while we scream at the television. It's going to be a great time.


Then I'm going to wake up early and go to loving Topeka.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'm going to a 3 million dollar house with a heated pool in West Hollywood.

Before you say gently caress you I also have a failed root canal going on and the side of my face looks like the elephant man so that's fun. I will have a strict no instagram policy regarding my likeness.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



I'm going to my parents house to dog sit their chocolate lab.

So I'm gonna have some beers, eat some food, and rub his belly.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Grittybeard posted:

https://twitter.com/MattVerderame/status/1223272750518820864

I'm almost sure this will be me on Sunday. Pissed off but not surprised enough to lose it at how they play.

I would greatly enjoy being wrong.

You can take solace in the fact that every Damien Williams play hurts me, personally, twice as hard.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Is it me or does it seem the death of Kobe Bryant has sucked up a lot of the sports news oxygen this week? The few times I've been watching TV I noticed more things about Bryant than talk about the Super Bowl.

I'm thinking of making deep-fried wings for Sunday.

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