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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

oldpainless posted:

In one of the movies, I think Ernest goes to jail, Ernest has a 4 minute speech on the benefits of communism and how it is better than capitalism. It�s really out of place.

That was actually his identical counterpart, who was jailed (and later executed by electric chair) for his treasonous beliefs. An easy mistake to make

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Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

You have nothing to lose but your chains, Boogerlips

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Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

The more I hear about Jim Varney the more I come to appreciate him. I watched the poo poo out of his TV show when I was a kid. Not gonna lie, that show kicked Pee Wee's Playhouse's rear end.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 01:51

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Zamboni Rodeo posted:

The more I hear about Jim Varney the more I come to appreciate him. I watched the poo poo out of his TV show when I was a kid. Not gonna lie, that show kicked Pee Wee's Playhouse's rear end.

i got that poo poo on dvd hell yeah

# ? Feb 1, 2020 01:56

davebo: Nov 15, 2006; Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito; College Slice

Any time it comes up it takes me at least a day or two to get the theme song out of my head.

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Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

It's Ernest P. Worrell with a story and a moral and a double dip triple flip chocolate chip super supreeeeme show

Y'know whut I meeeeean

No

E: After watching the intro I'm slightly off but that's drat good for a 30 year old off the cuff memory

Pissed Ape Sexist has a new favorite as of 03:37 on Feb 1, 2020

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Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Lodin posted:

Dammit I came here to post that.

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TVs Ian: Jun 1, 2000; Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Phanatic posted:

Dammit I came here to post that.

I was actually shown this at school as a kid in the 80s. For years, I just had vague memories of the monkey masks and the scene where the people get flung into a tree. Then Rifftrax released their version and it all came back.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 04:21

BaronVonVaderham: Jul 31, 2011; All hail the queen!

TVs Ian posted:

I was actually shown this at school as a kid in the 80s. For years, I just had vague memories of the monkey masks and the scene where the people get flung into a tree. Then Rifftrax released their version and it all came back.

This is one of the all time best things Rifftrax has ever done.

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CeramicPig: Oct 9, 2012

Captioned �THIS is the future leftists want�

Hit me with that DRUGS skull and crossbones shirt

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Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Are the trenchcoats mandatory, or just encouraged?

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

*cocks pistol* That's right, I descended from an ape

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

CeramicPig posted:

Captioned �THIS is the future leftists want�

Hit me with that DRUGS skull and crossbones shirt

Virgin bible haver vs the Chad trench coat mafia

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Subtle lips on ape kid

also, the hell's he looking at?

# ? Feb 1, 2020 05:31

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Data Graham posted:

Subtle lips on ape kid

also, the hell's he looking at?

Jesus

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Hellblazer187: Oct 12, 2003

Get rid of the guns and I'm there dude.

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Nalesh: Jun 9, 2010; What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Data Graham posted:

Subtle lips on ape kid

also, the hell's he looking at?

Getting ready to shoot god, probably.

I also really want that My Ancestor shirt.

Nalesh has a new favorite as of 06:05 on Feb 1, 2020

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Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

CeramicPig posted:

Captioned �THIS is the future leftists want�

Hit me with that DRUGS skull and crossbones shirt

But... but... the LIBS want to take away ARE GUNS!

So why...

:psyduck:

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The DRUGS skull and crossbone shirt goddamn owns

# ? Feb 1, 2020 06:10

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

OK seriously what is that cropped from? Bizarro MAD Magazine? The text on the posters in the back is clearly pasted on after the fact, but it's not like they're changing the message of whatever it was from. Looks like it dates from about 1995 regardless.

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Looks like it's from a Jack Chick comic.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 06:53

McPhearson: Aug 4, 2007; Hot Damn!

Hellblazer187 posted:

Get rid of the guns and I'm there dude.

So you're cool with the giant knife?

# ? Feb 1, 2020 06:58

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

CeramicPig posted:

Captioned “THIS is the future leftists want”

Hit me with that DRUGS skull and crossbones shirt

The thing that really wigs me out about that is that the faces are very reminiscent of many late 90s comic artists-- Mark Bagely sprung to mind but I can see others in there too-- Todd MacFarlane, Humberto Ramos, etc.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 07:12

Carnotaurus: Feb 27, 2006; meat-eating bull

Nalesh posted:

Getting ready to shoot god, probably.

I also really want that My Ancestor shirt.

I don't think that is his hand holding the gun, it looks like someone is lying on the floor pointing a gun in the air.

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uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

kiimo posted:

Somebody explain to me The Boy With The Arab Strap

it's a cock ring hth.

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Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

CeramicPig posted:

Captioned �THIS is the future leftists want�

Hit me with that DRUGS skull and crossbones shirt

I'm the girl with the SEX tattoo.

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

mind the walrus posted:

The thing that really wigs me out about that is that the faces are very reminiscent of many late 90s comic artists-- Mark Bagely sprung to mind but I can see others in there too-- Todd MacFarlane, Humberto Ramos, etc.

Yeah my first thought on seeing the girl was "nice sex tattoo MJ."

# ? Feb 1, 2020 09:53

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

CeramicPig posted:

Captioned �THIS is the future leftists want�

Hit me with that DRUGS skull and crossbones shirt

"Girl with the 'SEX' tattoo" was a great book.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 10:39

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

oldpainless posted:

In one of the movies, I think Ernest goes to jail, Ernest has a 4 minute speech on the benefits of communism and how it is better than capitalism. It�s really out of place.

He looks right at the camera and does it too and it never showed up on any subsequent viewings

# ? Feb 1, 2020 11:11

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Fister Roboto posted:

I'm the girl with the SEX tattoo.

It's just the camera angle, she's actually very proud of being from Essex, the New Jersey of London.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 11:43

Caufman: May 7, 2007

Fun fact: Sex is short for Essex, where it was invented.

edit: before that, humans could only reproduce by loving, where it was discovered.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 12:09

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Carnotaurus posted:

I don't think that is his hand holding the gun, it looks like someone is lying on the floor pointing a gun in the air.

Probably pointing it at whatever My Ancestor dude is looking at.

How do we know there isn't a giant spider on the ceiling? Where do leftists stand on the topic of mega-arachnids?

# ? Feb 1, 2020 12:10

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

I assume that huge gently caress-off bible is bullet proof, or so large as to hide that kid's sweater-vest so he doesn't get the poo poo beaten out of him. It's bigger than his torso!

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