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I stand by the impeachment being a radicalizing event for the liberals, people are very upset and there's a place for them to go that's been talking about fundamental flaws
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Raiad posted:yes virtually zero is slightly higher than zero it is in fact infinitely higher than zero do you even know your loving ordinals
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:I don't know maybe just give them the $6 million he's pretty sure he will raise more than 6 million idk
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tacodaemon posted:this lady put in a solid effort to become today's Twitter main character lol
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drat, goons time for some fun
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Plinkey posted:he's pretty sure he will raise more than 6 million idk
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:I don't know maybe just give them the $6 million id be loving pissed if i was the vet, just give me the money rear end in a top hat
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twoday posted:I stumbled upon this one while reading wikipedia yesterday: what am i missing I've reread this five times and now reality doesn't make sense
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Samurai Sanders posted:Then he could have donated the six million + whatever he thought other people would donate, If he's that rich. car floor mats are big business
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Plinkey posted:car floor mats are big business cup phone holders are the future because putting the phone in the holder is impossible!
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Trump doesn't know what shifty means. LMAO.
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"rail (meaning rail)" that's pretty funny yeah sure
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i can tell im really high when ive watched the "gouf troop" video 11 times in a row
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tacodaemon posted:this lady put in a solid effort to become today's Twitter main character "People took away our hoarded wealth built on the backs of the poor, boo hoo hoo." 
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juche avocado posted:what am i missing it's a joke from the simpsons
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I know I'm like 50 years behind, but that statement from Marco Rubio might just be the most craven thing I've ever read in my entire life.
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i was born... a rich egg baron
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BUSH 2112 posted:it's a joke from the simpsons yes it surely is but .... the existence of a monorail wiki page is not parody based on the monorail episode?????? help are you saying twoday is cracking a simpsons reference, deadpanning? ok I don't get why it's relevant to a comedy wiki edit but ok! ok i surrender, officer!
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RandomBlue posted:"People took away our hoarded wealth built on the backs of the poor, boo hoo hoo." it ends on an okay note but lol @ the route and framing it takes to get there
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cmndstab posted:I know I'm like 50 years behind, but that statement from Marco Rubio might just be the most craven thing I've ever read in my entire life. no you fool! Tomorrow we will hear worse from ted cruz
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mono(rail) (meaning joke) going to vandalize the wiki page just to make things make sense again
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juche avocado posted:yes it surely is but .... the existence of a monorail wiki page is not parody based on the monorail episode?????? idk you just seemed confused and i was trying to help
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To monopolize eggs you have to send gangs of thugs on a nationwide rampage to murder every poor family's chickens and ducks.
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god drat this pizza is good
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Plinkey posted:god drat this pizza is good thanks for the update, punchymcpunch
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