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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
They'd better stop before having to birth Statynne Islannde.

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

They'd better stop before having to birth Statynne Islannde.

That’s not a real borough. :colbert:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

That’s not a real borough. :colbert:

There's definitely a kid somewhere named Queens...would you accept "Ossining?"

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

There's definitely a kid somewhere named Queens...would you accept "Ossining?"

I would find that name... pretty shocking.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Last name Read-Mapps.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

marshmallow creep posted:

Last name Read-Mapps.

I'm intrigued by these banal "forms a real phrase" surnames. I always wonder if their peers at school thought they were a good or bad thing.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

An appropriate warning sign for future potential victims hopefully

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Akadri à la rape

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


The headline doesn't say what kind of doctor he is, so I assume he's a therapist with a poorly kerned sign.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
continuing with place names:
Quebecca
Malaysia

other:
Danmarino
Loistien
i can't read my own handwriting, so it's either Peotal or Rotal
Venesser
Waltkeeto
Shil

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Quebecca is incredible what are you talking about

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Came across an Odd Barstad the other day.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

The headline doesn't say what kind of doctor he is, so I assume he's a therapist with a poorly kerned sign.

drat.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Cevin which is apparently pronounced Kevin.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/dawgnation/status/1224050658229280773?s=21

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


OK but who's the kid in front?

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
Waited on a guy named Tony Gigante a couple days ago. Pretty unassuming, liked bourbon. Kinda underwhelming.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

prayer group posted:

Waited on a guy named Tony Gigante a couple days ago. Pretty unassuming, liked bourbon. Kinda underwhelming.

only because tony pequeño was below the table and couldn't get you his order

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
Sunjaimidream
Aquanik
Shawfeast
Birdester
Precise
Cheffrice
Huddle
Alorsheirs

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
The Smollett siblings: Jussie, Jurnee, Jazz, Jocqui, Jojo and... Jake.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




lol this is like a fake name from a Viz spoof, that's amazing

Sissy Jupe
Sep 9, 2009
Hit a trifecta pulling into work today.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


mr pooglyfoop posted:

Hit a trifecta pulling into work today.


At my last job I had to fill out a form for "California Weed" and I thought that was weird, but.. what the gently caress is "Kyde"

It's like someone spelled my name wrong.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
"Kyde" sounds like a Middle English term for a venereal disease.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Fartington Butts posted:

At my last job I had to fill out a form for "California Weed" and I thought that was weird, but.. what the gently caress is "Kyde"

It's like someone spelled my name wrong.

I've seen Kyde as a last name

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

"Kyde" sounds like a Middle English term for a venereal disease.

Hell it sounds like a slang term foreskin even now, "always wear gloves when cutting peppers, I once worked with a guy that didn't and he went to take a piss and got a habenero seed stuck in his kyde."

rchandra
Apr 30, 2013


Fartington Butts posted:

At my last job I had to fill out a form for "California Weed" and I thought that was weird, but.. what the gently caress is "Kyde"

It's like someone spelled my name wrong.

It looks like Kyole to me, is that any better?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I don't think that's an Oxford comma; it's further away from the final letter than the other comma.
I think the name is Kydé.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
A girl I know named her daughter Nevaeh, which I was pretty sure stopped being a thing years ago. This one's brand new though so I guess it's back

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

TheKennedys posted:

A girl I know named her daughter Nevaeh, which I was pretty sure stopped being a thing years ago. This one's brand new though so I guess it's back

Nevaeh is the McRib of baby names

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Fartington Butts posted:

At my last job I had to fill out a form for "California Weed"

Any relation to Speed Weed?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Krickett

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

TheKennedys posted:

A girl I know named her daughter Nevaeh, which I was pretty sure stopped being a thing years ago. This one's brand new though so I guess it's back

this is bad enough, but its especially annoying to see it spelled 'neveah'

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I do insurance and there was a little girl named Neveah whose account I was working. I called her mom and she was like “you’re the first person in 3 years to pronounce her name right” and I had a good chuckle at that.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I do insurance and there was a little girl named Neveah whose account I was working. I called her mom and she was like “you’re the first person in 3 years to pronounce her name right” and I had a good chuckle at that.

Neh-vi-ah?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

jojoinnit posted:

Neh-vi-ah?

I honestly can’t remember. Either that or neh-vay-uh.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I've just discovered the surname Klitgaard, which I guess is like a Danish chastity belt.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Sounds like the porn parody name of Kierkegaard

knife_of_justice
Aug 12, 2007

103 and still BITCHIN'

Phlegmish posted:

Sounds like the porn parody name of Kierkegaard

Kunt

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

the short-lived TV show "Voyagers!" should probably win some sort of achievement award for the names of its leading actors: Jon-Erik Hexum and Meeno Peluce

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