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Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Inceltown posted:

"I don't use social media, it's not for me".

This is actually the second worst option because then they just assume you're lying.


The key is to have a carefully curated social media account for employers and the government to find. Then you have a separate one for actual posting.


If you're a really advanced user you will split fun and politics into separate accounts because rando gamers will wreck your poo poo 10 years down the line for what you posted today.

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Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





I have a Twitter for indie horror games. That's all my social media unless you count this place. My employer is the federal government (kinda) and they've never asked me about social media which is nice because it seems like companies have gotten really weird about it re: the hiring process.

https://twitter.com/Buncahn/status/1223434167658012672?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Untrustable posted:

I have a Twitter for indie horror games. That's all my social media unless you count this place. My employer is the federal government (kinda) and they've never asked me about social media which is nice because it seems like companies have gotten really weird about it re: the hiring process.

https://twitter.com/Buncahn/status/1223434167658012672?s=19

In very tiny type most grocery stores print the price per square foot on the same thing the print the price.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/bigbossbigmemes/status/1170828571415367687

:same:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Why would you even reward small children for attendance anyway? It's not like they've got any control over it.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/huntychan/status/1223826528833822727?s=21

DyneAvenger
Aug 26, 2005

Bru-Tang Clan member:
Nose Face Killah

Tiggum posted:

Why would you even reward small children for attendance anyway? It's not like they've got any control over it.

It's not really about the kids that miss school for being sick or going on family trips. I teach at a Title 1 school and there are kids who miss 50+ days a year strictly because they don't have a family structure at home that gives a poo poo if they go or not. We have a bunch of programs to try to increase attendance, little things like rewards for perfect attendance seem silly but they are meaningful to kids.

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Somfin posted:

How the gently caress do companies justify basing salary and bonuses on this website haha oh my god

Metacritic is separated into "critic rating" and "user rating"; those performance bonuses are generally based on the critic rating which is only slightly less insane.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Snowman_McK posted:

How did they get so much worse than EA? It's almost impressive.

They got bought by Activision, a company that launches games without microtransactions and then adds them in later via patch so that the microtransactions can't be advertised on the first-print boxes.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Reminder that the Diablo 3 real money auction house. That blizzard ruined the whole game to accommodate. Happened before the merger so blizzard already had the seeds of poo poo in it.

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1223865388699717633

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Yoshi Wins posted:

It's really something. I would call them nihilistic and antagonistic. They seem to actually despise their audience. It's freaking weird.

Apparently they rushed it out just to improve their sales numbers for the fiscal quarter? That’s a reason an 80s villain forces the beloved toy maker to release an unfinished robot before Christmas.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1223969318687383552

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Katt posted:

Reminder that the Diablo 3 real money auction house. That blizzard ruined the whole game to accommodate. Happened before the merger so blizzard already had the seeds of poo poo in it.

Lol i remember goons defending that because they basically wanted to play Arbitrage Simulator. They weren't even using the Real Money one, just the in game gold one.

To explain the "ruined the game" comment for folks who didn't play it: Diablo type games are a loot treadmill, where you kill monsters to get cool items/upgrades so you can kill tougher monsters, etc. In order to push people to use the auction house, they made the stuff that dropped from monsters kinda lovely and sparse, meaning that in order to progress, or progress more easily, you'd have to go search out upgrades in the auction house. They also made the game always online, because they didn't want you playing if you weren't three clicks away from dropping cash for upgrades.

As an example, when playing immediately after release, i realized in late act 2 that i was level 20 or so, but nothing was dropping higher than like level 12. So i went to the in-game currency auction house, bought a moderately ok weapon that was actually my level and tripled my DPS. I never found anything better in the rest of the game, and i played until the end of act 1 of the second difficulty. (About 10-12 hours.)

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

I can understand (but still despise and not endorse) it if a company wants to scour you social media accounts for pro-union or criminal activity or something.

But to go through your list of liked posts for mentions of alcohol and swear words? What an absurd waste of time and money. What the gently caress

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Takoluka posted:

They got bought by Activision, a company that launches games without microtransactions and then adds them in later via patch so that the microtransactions can't be advertised on the first-print boxes.

There was an interview with the creators of Diablo (who have since left) that the current blizzard reports everything to vivendi and everything is done to keep shareholders happy, which usually means big profits at low resources

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/jenn_tisdale/status/1223989826220937221?s=21

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Lol i remember goons defending that because they basically wanted to play Arbitrage Simulator. They weren't even using the Real Money one, just the in game gold one.

To explain the "ruined the game" comment for folks who didn't play it: Diablo type games are a loot treadmill, where you kill monsters to get cool items/upgrades so you can kill tougher monsters, etc. In order to push people to use the auction house, they made the stuff that dropped from monsters kinda lovely and sparse, meaning that in order to progress, or progress more easily, you'd have to go search out upgrades in the auction house. They also made the game always online, because they didn't want you playing if you weren't three clicks away from dropping cash for upgrades.

As an example, when playing immediately after release, i realized in late act 2 that i was level 20 or so, but nothing was dropping higher than like level 12. So i went to the in-game currency auction house, bought a moderately ok weapon that was actually my level and tripled my DPS. I never found anything better in the rest of the game, and i played until the end of act 1 of the second difficulty. (About 10-12 hours.)

I remember early diablo 3 leveling guides had tips like "you need about this much gold for this level" because gear was so important but also so drat near unattainable by the character itself.


I heard they fixed diablo 3 and it turned out great but I only played for the first week of launch and then lost interest.

Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.
Our little group had a guy in it that wrote some sort of script for the RMAH and he ended up making something like $7k.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The person who live tweeted their first viewing of The Princess Bride is watching Indiana Jones for the first time.

https://twitter.com/uzbadyubi/status/1223711977568116740

Atreiden
May 4, 2008

Katt posted:

I heard they fixed diablo 3 and it turned out great but I only played for the first week of launch and then lost interest.

I only played it after they fixed it. Around the time of its expansion it was a reasonable good game, but I would recommend people pick up Grim Dawn instead, it's a far better game.

ultrafilter posted:

The person who live tweeted their first viewing of The Princess Bride is watching Indiana Jones for the first time.

https://twitter.com/uzbadyubi/status/1223711977568116740

That seems fake as hell.

Atreiden has a new favorite as of 18:54 on Feb 2, 2020

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



ultrafilter posted:

The person who live tweeted their first viewing of The Princess Bride is watching Indiana Jones for the first time.

https://twitter.com/uzbadyubi/status/1223711977568116740

Knows "nothing" about Indiana Jones, yet knows how to spell "Belloq".

:thunk:

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Knows "nothing" about Indiana Jones, yet knows how to spell "Belloq".

:thunk:

I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume their watching with subtitles on so they catch all the dialogue.

They also built up some credit with the Princess Bride thing. Even if it was fake, I enjoyed it. JUST ENJOY THINGS, PEOPLE.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Mr. Bad Guy posted:

I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume their watching with subtitles on so they catch all the dialogue.

They also built up some credit with the Princess Bride thing. Even if it was fake, I enjoyed it. JUST ENJOY THINGS, PEOPLE.

I know, I know, I didn't want to be the "lol guys this is fake" spoilsport. I hadn't considered subtitles, that's a good point. I just leapt to the conclusion that they legit hadn't watched Princess Bride, that thread got tons of likes, and now they're just pretending to be ignorant for more RT's.

As you were, y'all.

Olaf The Stout
Oct 16, 2009

FORUMS NO.1 SLEEPY DAWGS MEMESTER

Katt posted:

Reminder that the Diablo 3 real money auction house. That blizzard ruined the whole game to accommodate. Happened before the merger so blizzard already had the seeds of poo poo in it.

Diablo 3 came out in 2012, blizzard and acvision merger began in 2008.

Mak0rz posted:

I can understand (but still despise and not endorse) it if a company wants to scour you social media accounts for pro-union or criminal activity or something.

gently caress this dystopian corporate-bootlicking poo poo, before reagan 20% of americans were in unions, after reagan, 5%. Every american in a union is on the average doing better than the ones not in it, any american wanting to be in a union is actively wanting to improve their situation in life and deservers support.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Olaf The Stout posted:

gently caress this dystopian corporate-bootlicking poo poo, before reagan 20% of americans were in unions, after reagan, 5%. Every american in a union is on the average doing better than the ones not in it, any american wanting to be in a union is actively wanting to improve their situation in life and deservers support.

Do you have a form of reading comprehension issue that makes you ignore things in parentheses?

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

Olaf The Stout posted:

gently caress this dystopian corporate-bootlicking poo poo, before reagan 20% of americans were in unions, after reagan, 5%. Every american in a union is on the average doing better than the ones not in it, any american wanting to be in a union is actively wanting to improve their situation in life and deservers support.
I read that as more that while trying to weed out union supporters is super lovely and evil, it could make some sense to the business. Whereas not hiring someone because they like tweets with "gently caress" in them is absolutely nonsensical on top of being lovely.

Like the first one should have a law against it, the second I honestly would have thought was not needed.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

:same:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://twitter.com/jenn_tisdale/status/1223993696154214400?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/goldengateblond/status/1224009001790107649

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

:hfive:




:smith:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

ultrafilter posted:

The person who live tweeted their first viewing of The Princess Bride is watching Indiana Jones for the first time.

https://twitter.com/uzbadyubi/status/1223711977568116740
lmfao the first time it was cute because you could just pretend, but they're not pulling this fake-rear end poo poo off a second time without getting called on it


Y'know, nothing is sacred, but this is still gross.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Knows "nothing" about Indiana Jones, yet knows how to spell "Belloq".

:thunk:

She's watching with subtitles on. They're included in screenshots she posts in later tweets.

It's pretty loving weird how hard it is for some goons to realize that other people grew up with different cultural touchstones than they did. :iiam:

SneezeOfTheDecade has a new favorite as of 21:06 on Feb 2, 2020

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Hell I didn't see the Indiana Jones movies until I was 21. I watched them on my Zune. It's still the only way I've seen the original trilogy. I saw 4 first, on a plane.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The first Indiana Jones movie is almost 40 years old. It's an old movie, and lots of kids will grow up without seeing it.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Ew

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

https://twitter.com/BryantLeRoux/status/1224021800847319040?s=20

I love me some Perlman but this poster has a point.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Much like Jimmy Fallon mocking Billie Eilish on his show for not knowing anything about pop culture that happened decades before she was born.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


Wow, he must really take delight in killing that groundhog over and over again by crashing his new jeep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jvcNrjM_F4&t=159s

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Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Katt posted:

https://twitter.com/BryantLeRoux/status/1224021800847319040?s=20

I love me some Perlman but this poster has a point.

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