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Who will win the Super Bowl? This poll is closed.
Kansas City Chiefs	65	0.71%
San Francisco 49ers	42	0.46%
Goku	9016	98.52%
Lamar is the MVP	28	0.31%
Total:	9151 votes

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seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Doctor Teeth posted:

gotta come clean: i don't really know what the whole "print the shirts" thing is about

Print the championship shirts, despite your team not having won said championship.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 21:54

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# ? May 22, 2024 12:49

Bob Socko: Feb 20, 2001

Doctor Teeth posted:

gotta come clean: i don't really know what the whole "print the shirts" thing is about

Print the super bowl championship shirts.

edit - welp

# ? Feb 2, 2020 21:55

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

https://twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/1224072353463914497?s=19

# ? Feb 2, 2020 22:04

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Doctor Teeth posted:

gotta come clean: i don't really know what the whole "print the shirts" thing is about

# ? Feb 2, 2020 22:08

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

lol Brett Favre is on NFLN right now and apparently took a massive scoop of wasabi thinking it was guac. His eyes are watering and his face is red. Definitely struggling to do this interview.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 22:46

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

https://twitter.com/MessengerMan2/status/1223758261616246784

# ? Feb 2, 2020 22:57

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

wandler20 posted:

lol Brett Favre is on NFLN right now and apparently took a massive scoop of wasabi thinking it was guac. His eyes are watering and his face is red. Definitely struggling to do this interview.

He's just havin' fun out there!

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:06

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Heading over to a SB party with my Marcus Peters jersey, a pot of chili, homemade hot sauce, and margaritas.

Let's go the Chiefs bitch!!!

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:07

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Loving the old school style end zones.

https://twitter.com/NFLSTROUD/status/1224088711710806017?s=20

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:08

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Power of Pecota posted:

Heading over to a SB party with my Marcus Peters jersey, a pot of chili, homemade hot sauce, and margaritas.

Let's go the Chiefs bitch!!!

pro jersey pick

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:14

solarjetman: Jan 27, 2001; Fun Shoe

wandler20 posted:

Loving the old school style end zones.

https://twitter.com/NFLSTROUD/status/1224088711710806017?s=20

the clash with the dolphins-colored seats is kind of jarring

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:17

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Leaving work soon and will put on my Frank Gore jersey when I do.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:18

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Mystic Stylez posted:

pro jersey pick

I do a trivia night thing on Monday, and here (in Chicago) for the crazy Rams/Chiefs MNF last year there were two people in jerseys: my Marcus Peters and another guy in a Rams Marc Bulger

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:22

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

I'm rooting for the 49ers because gently caress the Chiefs.

My dad is rooting for the Chiefs because he only really hates the Broncos and Raiders and he's still mad about Superbowl 29

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:22

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

At Talking Stick Resort in Scottsdale right now:

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:25

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Gonz posted:

At Talking Stick Resort in Scottsdale right now:

Jack with midori sounds horrible

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:27

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

That Kelce mix is a one-drink hangover.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:39

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

rjmccall posted:

That Kelce mix is a one-drink hangover.

I got it. I�ll let you know.

I�m also 6�5�, 255 lbs, so maybe not.

Got some hot wings and nacho cheese pretzel bites, too.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:42

Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

News: the Patriots are not in the super bowl.

Views: the super bowl would be better with the Patriots in it.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:42

Traxis: Jul 2, 2006

ketchup vs catsup posted:

News: the Patriots are not in the super bowl.

Views: the super bowl would be better with the Patriots in it.

mods?

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:46

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

ketchup vs catsup posted:

News: the Patriots are not in the super bowl.

Views: the super bowl would be better with the Patriots in it.

Get out

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:47

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Gonz posted:

At Talking Stick Resort in Scottsdale right now:

I went to Talking Stick for a wedding a few years ago, it was nice.

Out of those I would go with El Garoppolo Loco.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:49

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

This is going to be a good game and I will enjoy watching it with my family.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:51

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

I don't know if it's a good or bad sign but the Chiefs have overtaken Goku in the thread poll

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:52

Lasagna Pilot: Feb 6, 2009; No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

Jim Brown still looks younger than he is to me

# ? Feb 3, 2020 00:12

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

https://twitter.com/Ria_Martin/status/1224107936458342406?s=20

# ? Feb 3, 2020 00:14

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Lmaooo

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1224127878259974144

# ? Feb 3, 2020 01:54

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

These cartoons are bad

# ? Feb 3, 2020 01:58

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Oh boy

Another Fox News channel :geno:

# ? Feb 3, 2020 02:01

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

So we get to troll Shanahan with not only 28-3 but also 20-10

# ? Feb 3, 2020 04:09

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

waah posted:

So we get to troll Shanahan with not only 28-3 but also 20-10

# ? Feb 3, 2020 04:10

cpranger: Nov 6, 2009; I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.

https://twitter.com/Takk/status/1224167504206946307?s=19

# ? Feb 3, 2020 04:11

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017; Can't post for 3 hours!

waah posted:

So we get to troll Shanahan with not only 28-3 but also 20-10

Weeeeeow

# ? Feb 3, 2020 04:17

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

waah posted:

So we get to troll Shanahan with not only 28-3 but also 20-10

The man just blows double digit Super Bowl leads.

# ? Feb 3, 2020 04:18

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/BarstoolHubbs/status/1224174394655825921

# ? Feb 3, 2020 04:37

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Andy Reid will never have to pay for his Ribmaps.com subscription ever again.

# ? Feb 3, 2020 04:40

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Niners abandoned the Run and they paid dearly for it.

# ? Feb 3, 2020 04:41

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Nate you motherfucker didnt you learn in 2016

https://twitter.com/FiveThirtyEight/status/1224157228233625600?s=19

# ? Feb 3, 2020 04:42

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

I am grateful to Patrick Mahomes for murdering the Establish the Run era. 2020 is the year of FUNslinging!

# ? Feb 3, 2020 04:44

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# ? May 22, 2024 12:49

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

BGrifter posted:

I am grateful to Patrick Mahomes for murdering the Establish the Run era. 2020 is the year of FUNslinging!

Running would have had a better chance of beating him. I'm not sure why the 49ers didn't run more on their last offensive series. Teams are very foolish about how to use the clock to their advantage. The 49ers should know there that you need to score a TD and you want to score it LATE.

# ? Feb 3, 2020 04:57

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