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oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:lol::lol:

quote:

I would Like to say not only overseas students but all the travellers! They boost Australia economic! I see more benefits than shorting comings to allow people to come during this topical time ! Why Australia always followed the USA foot step? Learn some from Canada too! The. Coronavirus give you a chance to test Australia health system! But it seems the Australian has been defeated at very first place! And lost billions by lock down you country! Not too mention the lost of the people who supposed to come to Australia freely!

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Seriously though, australian classes are gonna be pretty empty this semester because there really are a ton of overseas students from asia. They are important to the unis because they pay way more money to be there.

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

Myriarch posted:

So uh, do we have any goons in this thread that are still in China? Since both the US and Russia are telling basically all their citizens to gtfo or get stranded, and it's likely most EU countries will do similar in the coming week.

A bit late to reply, but I'm still in China.
Got a locked door, a couple of weeks of decent food and a couple of months of lovely food, and it's shaping up to be an interesting few weeks ahead.

Entertainingly I have a background in virology, so at least I'll know the mechanisms behind my lungs dissolving.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
You got any bottled water? Or light booze?

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

WarpedNaba posted:

You got any bottled water? Or light booze?

Yeah, bottled water for a week and a high-end filter system for standard water supply. Deionises then reionises.

Honestly though if the water supply stops then bottled water won't save anyone at this population density, because it'd be a brutal brawl for remaining supply.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Atopian posted:

Yeah, bottled water for a week and a high-end filter system for standard water supply. Deionises then reionises.

Honestly though if the water supply stops then bottled water won't save anyone at this population density, because it'd be a brutal brawl for remaining supply.

Keep storing as much water as you can in any and all containers. If the supply stops - then you will have a chance to outsurvive the rest by then filtering the standard stuff.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
China thread: Shorting comings?

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

I always enjoy seeing the standard “I thought this was supposed to be a free country?!?!?” type reply every time a western country does something China doesn’t like.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Caesar Saladin posted:

Seriously though, australian classes are gonna be pretty empty this semester because there really are a ton of overseas students from asia. They are important to the unis because they pay way more money to be there.

Joke might be on the students; at least in America, you pay in advance and are on the hook for tuition, attendance or not. Pretty sure Aussie universities aren't that far off since they're leaning on foreign tuitions to get by.

:capitalism:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
How do you have weeks+months of stored up food/water. Like do you have a huge bunker and MRE's? How long have you been preparing for this? I think I can fit maybe 2 weeks of food in my pantry/fridge for my house, maximum.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

LifeSunDeath posted:

How do you have weeks+months of stored up food/water. Like do you have a huge bunker and MRE's? How long have you been preparing for this? I think I can fit maybe 2 weeks of food in my pantry/fridge for my house, maximum.

That poo poo didn't just happen yesterday.

uguu
Mar 9, 2014

LifeSunDeath posted:

How do you have weeks+months of stored up food/water. Like do you have a huge bunker and MRE's? How long have you been preparing for this? I think I can fit maybe 2 weeks of food in my pantry/fridge for my house, maximum.

You put it in spaces that are not a pantry/fridge.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

uguu posted:

You put it in spaces that are not a pantry/fridge.

how am I supposed to keep that much chicken nuggies and hotpockets fresh

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
The Mormons run a store called the Home Storage Center that you can go to for all your long-term food hoarding needs. We even have them in Canada.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



You can survive for weeks on $100 worth of dry beans and rice

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Stink Billyums posted:

The Mormons run a store called the Home Storage Center that you can go to for all your long-term food hoarding needs. We even have them in Canada.

Definitely the first people I would trust in a crisis

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



The Mormons have an actual doctrine they take very seriously about being prepared to feed your family for a while in the apocalypse. I wouldn't trust them with my eternal soul but they've got wholesale canned bacon down

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

poverty goat posted:

You can survive for weeks on $100 worth of dry beans and rice

It is this. :-(

The 'weeks of decent food' is just fairly normal food, China-style.
The 'months of lovely food' is two sacks of rice, two sacks of beans, and a few bricks of noodles. Add some spices and dried flavourful stuff to decrease suicidal tendencies and you're set. It even fits in the kitchen plus one other cupboard.

Edit: preparation was two days of shopping a couple of weeks ago.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Humphreys posted:

And LOL Monarch University was bitching about NEEDING their students and worrying about not getting enough money from tuition. Even contemplating asking the government to bail them out. One of the wealthiest universities in the country crying poor!

Why do you think they are wealthy???

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


It doesn't take that much room. I wasn't equipped for months but since I lived in an earthquake prone area of China I had a couple weeks of water and MREs stashed in a closet.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
and there's always plenty of gutter oil there for the taking if you run low

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Why do you think they are wealthy???

Monash university? They're cashed up as all hell.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
As a foreigner do we have a secret file for our dormant social credit

Lot of thought criminals in this thread

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Monash university? They're cashed up as all hell.

Taking monash for my cyberpunk script. It’s slang for money

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

Alan Smithee posted:

As a foreigner do we have a secret file for our dormant social credit

Lot of thought criminals in this thread

Yes, but it's irrelevant.
You will always be a foreigner. The only question you have to answer is "am I a bad enough foreigner to save the president?"
Uh
"Am I a bad enough foreigner to get refused a visa renewal?"

Well, unless you get married, wait five years, then apply for permanent residence. Then your specific factors become more important. Supposedly.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Grand Fromage posted:

It doesn't take that much room. I wasn't equipped for months but since I lived in an earthquake prone area of China I had a couple weeks of water and MREs stashed in a closet.

I'll take rice and beans over the veggie omelette any day.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


EBB posted:

I'll take rice and beans over the veggie omelette any day.

I had those just as a normal thing anyway. And avoided the bad MREs.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

EBB posted:

I'll take rice and beans over the veggie omelette any day.

I don’t know who thought anyone would willingly eat the vomelette. Looks like puke, has the texture of puke, tastes kind of pukey.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


After you've tried a PLA MRE, all the US ones seem much better.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I don’t know who thought anyone would willingly eat the vomelette. Looks like puke, has the texture of puke, tastes kind of pukey.

people don't care about puke when it's in their stomachs, but you try to make things more efficient and suddenly people hate it! smh

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Grand Fromage posted:

After you've tried a PLA MRE, all the US ones seem much better.

That might make you sick, though. Seriously.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Didn’t that MRE review guy get botulism from a PLA Ration?

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
I wouldn't be surprised if PLA rations used old meat that's been sitting in a freezer for years.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Top Hats Monthly posted:

Didn’t that MRE review guy get botulism from a PLA Ration?

Food poisoning, not death.

I did not get sick from the one I tried. I would not try one again, even if I hadn't seen Steve's.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
The PLA rations seem to make the MRE guy sick every time.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Kharnifex posted:

The PLA rations seem to make the MRE guy sick every time.

I don’t think he got sick from the one that was mostly dense bricks. He did have to chew for like a minute per bite on those though.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Didn’t that MRE review guy get botulism from a PLA Ration?

He also eats decades spoiled rations too so I wouldn't compare his experiences with good rations without cross referencing the expiration date.

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

He's reviewed other PLA MRE's since then and they've all had green meat and/or what looked like rotten vegetables.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I don’t think he got sick from the one that was mostly dense bricks. He did have to chew for like a minute per bite on those though.

I might need to re-watch it, but I think he got sick.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Kharnifex posted:

The PLA rations seem to make the MRE guy sick every time.




LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Feb 3, 2020

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