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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Gonna try not to overreact too much to tonight's result, whatever happens, but also Bernie is going to crush this

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Bernie's gonna win.

Bernie is going to win by double digits and Biden's gonna come in 3rd at best.

Then Bernie's gonna win again, and again.

Bernie's gonna win so much you're going to get tired of all of the winning.

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

Jewel Repetition posted:

What they're doing is like, on a presidential election day in addition to tracking the electoral college you also tracked the popular vote, the exit polls, and which candidate got more votes at each individual polling place

exactly, we should have 44 dimensions of needle and i will accept no less

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

spacemang_spliff posted:

Bernie's gonna win.

Bernie is going to win by double digits and Biden's gonna come in 3rd at best.

Then Bernie's gonna win again, and again.

Bernie's gonna win so much you're going to get tired of all of the winning.

I WILL NEVER GET TIRED

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

This is the worst conspiracy theory because last minute changes are great for the most organized candidate with the most engaged support base.

THS
Sep 15, 2017

is there any way all the candidates can win the iowa caucus equally? heck i just like’em all

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Thoguh posted:

This is the worst conspiracy theory because last minute changes are great for the most organized candidate with the most engaged support base.

Yeah, chaos is good for Bernie. He thrives in it

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Lol and I thought it was bad when their site got hacked three days before the caucus. Unbelievable

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
let me put it this way

I feel as confident about Bernie (my candidate) winning it all as I did the KC Chiefs (my team) winning it all at the beginning of the NFL season.

the mid way point was tough, but I'm gonna be hootin and hollerin on election day like I did last night.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

really queer Christmas posted:

Yeah, chaos is good for Bernie. He thrives in it

He's the chaos candidate

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Jewel Repetition posted:

He's the chaos candidate

Bernie laughs, "you mean the chaos delegates?"

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Thoguh posted:

This is the worst conspiracy theory because last minute changes are great for the most organized candidate with the most engaged support base.

It's not a conspiracy theory it's simply an indicator of how important it is to consolidate our datacenters.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Yeah saying it's a conspiracy theory is implying the Iowa Dems aren't massively incompetent

UP AND ADAM
Jan 24, 2007
iowa cuckus

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

THS posted:

is there any way all the candidates can win the iowa caucus equally? heck i just like’em all

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Thoguh posted:

This is the worst conspiracy theory because last minute changes are great for the most organized candidate with the most engaged support base.

No one ever said the conspiracy was competent

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

UP AND ADAM posted:

iowa cuckus

Cuck yeah!

UP AND ADAM
Jan 24, 2007
Harass the Vote

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Yang gang isn't fit to hang from my asshairs. Go relocate to Warren you math dork losers

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Calibanibal posted:

Yang gang isn't fit to hang from my asshairs. Go relocate to Warren you math dork losers

I on the other hand, think as many people should vote for Bernie as possible

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Jewel Repetition posted:

Yeah saying it's a conspiracy theory is implying the Iowa Dems aren't massively incompetent

remember, the world runs on Coen Bros logic: there is in fact a conspiracy, but the conspirators are also deeply incompetent

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Oh and if Warren becomes unviable? Crawl right on over to camp biden you patriarchal cucks

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

bernie sanders does not support nuclear power

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/scottheins/status/1224403627546202112

:unsmith:

Its Chocolate
Dec 21, 2019

Calibanibal posted:

Yang gang isn't fit to hang from my asshairs. Go relocate to Warren you math dork losers

I'm a Yang supporter and if he's not viable I'm gonna vote Bernie. sorry

taco_fox
Dec 14, 2005

I didn't know the rules were changed to accommodate shift workers so that improves my view of caucuses, but they should still be abolished

unmeidestiny
Sep 25, 2009

Sir Tonk posted:

i think i just had a stroke

Weird thing to tell the thread but personally I'll be stroking it later when bernie sanders wins iowa with 40%

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/tylerpager/status/1224422842684596224?s=19

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

spacemang_spliff posted:

let me put it this way

I feel as confident about Bernie (my candidate) winning it all as I did the KC Chiefs (my team) winning it all at the beginning of the NFL season.

the mid way point was tough, but I'm gonna be hootin and hollerin on election day like I did last night.

congrats to kansas

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!
Not CaucME, CaucUS should be thread title. is there a manger i can speak to?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

unmeidestiny posted:

Weird thing to tell the thread but personally I'll be stroking it later when bernie sanders wins iowa with 40%

:yeah:

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Its Chocolate posted:

I'm a Yang supporter and if he's not viable I'm gonna vote Bernie. sorry

That’s pretty much all Yang supporters I know. Also the three I know at UMD would expect him to follow Bernie in a third party run if rat loving of ours.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Jewel Repetition posted:

Yeah saying it's a conspiracy theory is implying the Iowa Dems aren't massively incompetent

A bunch of people are freaking out and saying that this is an attempted ratfucking of Bernie. Like 5 locations out of 1,700 moving by a couple of blocks.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Its Chocolate posted:

I'm a Yang supporter and if he's not viable I'm gonna vote Bernie. sorry

no you arent allowed to hang out with bernie

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Its Chocolate posted:

I'm a Yang supporter and if he's not viable I'm gonna vote Bernie. sorry

i have news for you re: yang's viability

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lol we predicted this weeks ago

Succbot Circlejerk
Jan 8, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

brugroffil posted:

I've seen the needle and the damage done...



the 'nom jabbar

it will determine whether we are humans or animals

Studio
Jan 15, 2008



Instead of being Horny today I am channeling all of my energy into Iowa.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

cool, more stress and anxiety

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DonDoodles
Aug 18, 2010

by general anime

Iowa caucuses are usually fun and people generally get along. Last year was more tense than I've ever seen it, between Bernie and Hillary, and everyone else. A Jeb Bush guy came up to congratulate the Bernie folks on winning our precinct's dem caucus and a Bernie bro stuck a middle finger in his face and told him to go home and gently caress himself.

a bad omen to a bad election

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