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It's because they don't give a drat twice as much as the average thumbed animal.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Starting to think life might just be easier without teeth, tbh. Congratulations on looking like this when you try to stress your 'th' sounds to get your dentures back in place. 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Well then explain to me how koalas are such a stupid smoothbrained evolutionary dead end but they somehow ended up with four thumbs when the rest of us have to make do with just two. Yeah but they have three less penises so I think humans win in the end.
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Inceltown posted:Congratulations on looking like this when you try to stress your 'th' sounds to get your dentures back in place. Now that's a man with four thumbs. One on each of his hands, and two on the sides of his dumb face.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Well then explain to me how koalas are such a stupid smoothbrained evolutionary dead end but they somehow ended up with four thumbs when the rest of us have to make do with just two. Thumbs are only half of the equation. The other half is a brain big enough to find a cure for chlamydia. If koalas had brains like us, they’d be the apex species no question.
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Jan 28, 2020 04:41
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Amy Poehler and Amy Schumer are not the same person.
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All the crazy people were right and our nation was actually bought and sold a while ago.
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Wasabi the J posted:All the crazy people were right and our nation was actually bought and sold a while ago. This is funny because it's true no matter where you live.
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"rear end" is derived from "arse", and originally meant "ears", but later became a butt euphemism. Hence the 'jackass' getting named after its huge ears. This means the children's song 'do your ears hang low' is a sanitized version of the original song, asking if you're so dummy thick your rear end cheeks clapping alerts the british army
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christmas boots posted:You know what evolution did right, though? Thumbs. Those things loving own. But imagine how great it would be if your little finger was also a thumb. Come on evolution, catch up.
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Doug Sisk posted:But imagine how great it would be if your little finger was also a thumb. Come on evolution, catch up. I feel like this is something plastic surgeons could accomplish. gently caress breast augmentation, give me a more functional pinky.
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Feb 2, 2020 03:44
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Tunicate posted:"rear end" is derived from "arse", and originally meant "ears", but later became a butt euphemism. Hence the 'jackass' getting named after its huge ears. The song’s about balls, duder.
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Tunicate posted:"rear end" is derived from "arse", and originally meant "ears", but later became a butt euphemism. Hence the 'jackass' getting named after its huge ears. It's almost impressive how wrong everything in this post is.
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My team of butt etymologists is the best in the world, but they refuse to release their butt sources after a fierce internal debate.
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The "can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier" part is how I as a kid decided that the song was probably about balls.
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Tunicate posted:My team of butt etymologists is the best in the world, but they refuse to release their butt sources after a fierce internal debate. tbf your interpretation is 💯
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Shifty Nipples posted:The "can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier" part is how I as a kid decided that the song was probably about balls. If you could throw them over your shoulder as a kid I’d hate to see them now
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beanieson posted:If you could throw them over your shoulder as a kid I’d hate to see them now He just has to coil them around his shoulder a few times, like carrying a length of rope
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Feb 3, 2020 01:07
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It's called a quart because it's a quarter of a gallon
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Shifty Nipples posted:The "can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier" part is how I as a kid decided that the song was probably about balls. As a kid I knew it was about balls but I still haven't worked out why it's like a continental soldier.
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SacrificialGoat posted:It's called a quart because it's a quarter of a gallon What about a pint? I was going to make a joke on how a pint is a pittance, but I don’t think they’re really related words like quart and quarter.
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Puppy Bowl isn't recorded live. 
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slinkimalinki posted:As a kid I knew it was about balls but I still haven't worked out why it's like a continental soldier. Continental (European) soldiers carried their rifles up over their shoulders when marching in formation. Its not the testicles, it’s the location of the testicles.
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Captain Monkey posted:Continental (European) soldiers carried their rifles up over their shoulders when marching in formation. Its not the testicles, it’s the location of the testicles. As opposed to every single other soldier on the planet...?
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I dunno that was just my guess as a kid.
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Unlike Americans, continental soldiers had balls 
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Tunicate posted:My team of butt etymologists is the best in the world, but they refuse to release their butt sources after a fierce internal debate. 
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Ernest Borgnine was the ninth Borg ever. It's right there in the name!
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Maha posted:Amy Poehler and Amy Schumer are not the same person. They basically are, though.
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slinkimalinki posted:As a kid I knew it was about balls but I still haven't worked out why it's like a continental soldier.
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beanieson posted:If you could throw them over your shoulder as a kid I’d hate to see them now Well you see there was this one time I crashed my bicycle...
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slinkimalinki posted:As a kid I knew it was about balls but I still haven't worked out why it's like a continental soldier.
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Picnic Princess posted:You know that horrible pain when you finally warm up an extremity after it's been numb from the cold for way too long? It gets so bad it can make people scream and/or puke. Amphigory posted:We call that "chillblains" From the Funny Pictures thread of all places, I always thought chilblains were cold sores (which is a pretty  mistake in retrospect)
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The origin of the word "caucus" is the Finnish noun "kokous" for "meeting".
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Tunicate posted:"rear end" is derived from "arse", and originally meant "ears", but later became a butt euphemism. Hence the 'jackass' getting named after its huge ears. The word "assassin" for someone who commits a targeted murder of a public figure is derived from the Order of Assassins, a militant order of Shia militants who operated in secret in Syria and Persia in the medieval period using targeted killings of leaders to further their ideals. They were so called because their operatives would carry hidden blades up their bunghole (or rear end) so it could not be detected by a conventional search allowing them to pose as courtiers and messengers to get closer to their targets. Eventually this caused Ahmad Sanjar, Sultan of the Seljuk empire, to invent the first body cavity searches.
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The singer in "What's Going On?" by 4 Non Blonds (The songs with the the chorus of "and I say hey-yay-yay what's going on?") is a woman. It had always sounded like a male voice with a high register.
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Maigius posted:The singer in "What's Going On?" by 4 Non Blonds (The songs with the the chorus of "and I say hey-yay-yay what's going on?") is a woman. It had always sounded like a male voice with a high register. it's Prince Adam from He-Man, fool
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rodbeard posted:Also the song is titled "What's Up?" Apparently they didn't want people to confuse their song with the Marvin Gaye song What's Going On.
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