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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Ahhh, there we go. There's the disappointment.

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Concerned Citizen posted:

attention-seekers who want to be persuaded
Yep, there was a woman on MSNBC who said her neighbors claims he undecided but just wanted to be wooed.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
From an eyeball here, Tom and Uncle Joe aren't viable. Klobuchar and Yang might be. Sanders, Warren, and Pete for sure.

Voting now.

irpoweroutlet
Aug 23, 2005
It's 'Lectric!
My precinct in rural west central Iowa went 21/41 for Sanders

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Pollyanna posted:

Ahhh, there we go. There's the disappointment.

My old friend.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Who in their right loving mind votes for the Klob? What policies does she even support? She just spent her time whining at the debates! :psyduck:

Americans are loving idiots

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Harbpeace/status/1224510467361603586?s=20

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Should I just come back in an hour instead of worrying further?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I almost want to go to sleep and just wait until morning. Doing my best not to have hope but goddamn it's tough not to. Such anxiety.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK


This is actually pretty good.

Gyges posted:

Iowa Caucus Demographics for the last 3 cycles.

2004 -124,000 caucus-goers
  • 17-29 -17%
  • 30-44 -15%
  • 45-64 -41%
  • 65+ -27%

2008 -239,872 caucus-goers
  • 17-29 -22%
  • 30-44 -18%
  • 45-64 -36%
  • 65+ -22%

2016 -171,517 caucus-goers
  • 17-29 -18%
  • 30-44 -19%
  • 45-64 -36%
  • 65+ -28%

I don't know why the 2008 and 2016 results are off by a couple points, but that's what I could find. If we can get turnout for the 44 and under crowd up near 40%, we could be looking at a real nice Monday night.

Wicked Them Beats
Apr 1, 2007

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.


Now this is the wholesome content I love to see

queeb
Jun 10, 2004

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note there's like 1800 precincts so this is gonna be a freggin rollercoaster

Wicked Them Beats
Apr 1, 2007

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

Grouchio posted:

Should I just come back in an hour instead of worrying further?

Almost definitely. But will you?

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

holy mother of god

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S

Gyges posted:

This is actually pretty good.

Yeah it is.

https://twitter.com/JordanChariton/status/1224508025605623811
https://twitter.com/JordanChariton/status/1224507101105545216

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Grouchio posted:

Should I just come back in an hour instead of worrying further?

Personally, I’m going to take out my garbage, which stinks a ton less than this poo poo voting system in Iowa!

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

somewhere, bret stephens has a palpitation, and knows exactly why

creamyhorror
Mar 11, 2006
the incredible adventures of superworm across America
https://discord.gg/ahG7YVW (D&D Thunderdome)

Here's a live chatroom, hop in for harder better faster stronger updates and poo poo-shooting

We really need more updates though

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

queeb posted:

note there's like 1800 precincts so this is gonna be a freggin rollercoaster

I am letting the numbers run off me as water runs off a duck's back, secure in the knowledge that Bernie Is Gonnna Win, to protect my mind from such psychic attack

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


OMG it's beautiful, Klob isn't viable at her own caucus.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

queeb posted:

note there's like 1800 precincts so this is gonna be a freggin rollercoaster

I hope it's the kind with cool loops and chill banked curves and not the kind where I sit next to the heavy set guy and the lap bar won't close down all the way..

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
https://twitter.com/Bidar411/status/1224513083508494341

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011




Inshallah.

The people arzying already need to go take a fuckin nap, drat.

Fill Baptismal
Dec 15, 2008

Grouchio posted:

Should I just come back in an hour instead of worrying further?

Yes. Go to the gym get work done, do whatever. It's better than F5ing the thread. If things are good then you can read the thread back and experience all the joy still the same, if they're bad you've saved yourself heartache.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1224511870289227777

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

TulliusCicero posted:

Who in their right loving mind votes for the Klob? What policies does she even support? She just spent her time whining at the debates! :psyduck:

Americans are loving idiots

If you love to lick the boot but you need someone to convince you it's the smart sophisticated thing to do first.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

irpoweroutlet posted:

My precinct in rural west central Iowa went 21/41 for Sanders

Love it

The Lemondrop Dandy
Jun 7, 2007

If my memory serves me correctly...


Wedge Regret
This is madness. Hilarious madness. Where are official reports posted? Sec of state?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I think it's fine to show up to start getting information.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Grouchio posted:

Should I just come back in an hour instead of worrying further?

I'm not coming back for 2.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

The Lemondrop Dandy posted:

This is madness. Hilarious madness. Where are official reports posted? Sec of state?

Not gonna be official for a while

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

The Lemondrop Dandy posted:

This is madness. Hilarious madness. Where are official reports posted? Sec of state?

Someone just manually sifts through every single twitter post from the past several hours

not joseph stalin
Dec 30, 2008
How does the vote total translate into a delegate total?

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk

GoodluckJonathan posted:

oh my god this is excruciating

I'm trying to imagine this poo poo happening in New York and my two scenarios are:

A) Nobody shows up, because ain't nobody got time for this poo poo
B) Everyone gets shitfaced and picks a candidate by screaming at each other and fighting

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Yep. But wait for the fickleness of it.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



We should just make every election a caucus

MAXIMUM CHAOS :getin: :unsmigghh:

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Bloody Pom posted:

Inshallah.

The people arzying already need to go take a fuckin nap, drat.

You ain't wrong. This is the first time ever following a primary, nevermind a single state's caucus and even outside of politics I'm prone to bouts of optimism followed quickly by anxiety. Thanks for putting up with me, all.

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

As reference, Predictit is Sanders at like 77, Pete is 17. Look at it like that.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


LegionAreI posted:

I'm trying to imagine this poo poo happening in New York and my two scenarios are:

A) Nobody shows up, because ain't nobody got time for this poo poo
B) Everyone gets shitfaced and picks a candidate by screaming at each other and fighting

I would be down for caucus by THUNDERDOME tbh

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
You all rag on the Klob but ffs what kind of goobrain do you did for Pete. He's by far the worst mainstream candidate.

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