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gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

i love how trueanon called this, they said the dnc wouldn't do anything particularly smart they'd just wait till the night and if bernie was pulling ahead they'd steal that poo poo outright and toss off some bullshit about technical problems and communication issues.

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lmaooooooooooooo

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
WHAT DA FUQ

https://twitter.com/shawnsebastian/status/1224538096571686912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Iowa is no longer going to be pandered to. They are done.

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."
I'm pissed. This is made up numbers

Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.
Soiled Meat

kaleedity posted:

the app no poo poo resets all of its data if the screen turns off

amateur hour

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

https://twitter.com/shawnsebastian/status/1224538096571686912

that's from a bernie supporter about 10 minutes ago. and before someone flips out like everyone is doing in his replies, those are the first round results, the final delegate allocation happened after reallocation where, presumably, a bunch of nonviable candidates moved everyone up to rough parity.

chair lunch dinner
Apr 30, 2009


The DNC could gently caress up a wet dream

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
dems are a mess. dems are a WASTE

nopants
May 29, 2004

kaleedity posted:

the app no poo poo resets all of its data if the screen turns off

lmao

Its Chocolate
Dec 21, 2019

Lemming posted:

I'm f5'ing predictit because I want to be hurt

still possible to buy cheap Bernie Nos

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



Yinlock posted:

more baffling is that they got the guy who made the last bad app to make this one

the loving DNC is one big circle jerk and nothing has changed since 2016

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
it's gonna be something really dumb like one of the app devs ran a patch on the AWS server and restarted it which erased the server and data

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

triple sulk posted:

wonder if the non-record turnout is people just expecting exactly what's happening now with the dnc loving poo poo up and it's all pointless and trump will win again

30-44 turnout doesn't seem great

there's so much turnout that the dnc can't actually handle it all

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

there are over 1700 precincts

just lmao forever

THS
Sep 15, 2017

hearing multiple reports that the DNC is attempting to deny my normal 8 hours of calm, restful sleep

taco_fox
Dec 14, 2005

if the bernie campaign is recording all the results concurrently, why haven't we heard from them? is there some sort of rule against that?

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Everybody is melting down like somebody set fire to half the results or something when really you're just annoyed that they're delayed a bit.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Raccooon posted:

How did they not discover this in testing lol

they only means tested it

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

if only elon had made the ap, we’d have elected a president by now

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

Sending the verrit ferret to check those servers

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

kaleedity posted:

the app no poo poo resets all of its data if the screen turns off

Sounds like an old, official Magic: The Gathering app that would reset itself if you got a phone call. That may be a hint as to who our mystery developer of this DNC app is.

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

can’t wait to find out how big it a grift developing the app was

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

kaleedity posted:

the app no poo poo resets all of its data if the screen turns off

rofl

would've had better results using a google doc

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

isn't the app that sends numbers from one person to another text messaging?

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




the democratic party needs to be destroyed

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
have the Democrats tried turning it off and back on again

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Im going to rub one out and go to bed, gently caress this caucus bullshit

need some company?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Tom Sellout posted:

have the Democrats tried turning it off and back on again
we did that and wow president buttirchug!!

bernike really underperfoemd, stick a fork in it

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
South Carolina will save us from the tyranny of the butt

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Raccooon posted:

The quality control statement was bullshit then to cover till they could figure out what to do about the app lol

I think the quality control statement WAS them trying to figure out the app situation.

Raccooon posted:

The app probably cost 10x the amount getting a bunch of phone lines and people for one night lol

Yeah, of course it did. Of course it did! That's how people get paid!

I do wonder how this looks going forward, though. Having such a loving mess in the first primary makes the DNC look completely incompetent to the people paying attention, but makes kinda all democrats look stupid if you're not really paying attention. If I was a pundit brain on TV, I'd say this lends credence to 'outsider' candidates running on reform, cause this is a god drat mess and anyone saying they're the pick of THIS party looks like poo poo.

But I donno. The part of my brain coming up with reasons to not plan beyond november says that the democrats were so afraid of a Mondale 2 that they're doing their best to ensure one by trying to fracture the party into little bitty pieces.

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters
if that dead-eyed, dog-killing cia operative wins the primary, it is the duty of all cspam posters to destroy iowa

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


this is the best possible result

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


New 1st in nation reqs:

Compact-ish size for retail campaigning

Low cost media markets

More diverse than Iowa (lol)

Michigan maybe?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Pete is a waste.

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

Raccooon posted:

How did they not discover this in testing lol

maybe for security? if you leave your phone out, someone could just type in results?

lol nah it’s incompetence

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Ratfucking in progress, please stand by

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

should have just emailed all the caucus chairs a google form link lol

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Over Easy posted:

isn't the app that sends numbers from one person to another text messaging?

this is actually clever because you can send SMS even if you can't get a data connection due to 500 people having cell phones in a weird place and overloading one tower with data connections

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cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Strep Vote posted:

I'm probably going to relapse on something way worse before all this is over.
dont say that :(

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