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Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.
Soiled Meat

Jewel Repetition posted:

Lol they're going to revoke Iowa's first-in-the-nation status for this. Good

inshallah

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfmLMMBjVM0

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

sanders hq: they've been called to a meeting with the iowa dem party.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Yinlock posted:

they literally rigged the last primary

people have a reason to be paranoid, even if it's groundless this time

I mean they are also gently caress ups so calling them just incompetent is just as likely

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Are you a Butt Bernie or a Bernie Butt?

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
!!!! we're gonna get to see Klobuchar go hard on Pete

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


We obviously can't hold the 1st-in-the-nation in Iowa anymore, how about in Awoi? A lovely new state I just found thats in the middle of the country and has a deep love of pigs and cell phone apps?

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
Gap is closing

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Willa Rogers posted:

sanders hq: they've been called to a meeting with the iowa dem party.

??????????

a primate
Jun 2, 2010


lmao

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

hobbesmaster posted:

Minnesota would actually work pretty well due to population concentration, just ignore everything north of Duluth.

Isn't North of Duluth Canada?

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

hobbesmaster posted:

anyway, on a scale of 1-10 how much arzying should i be doing right now?

Like 3

the main beneficiary seems to be Boot, not a real threat like warren or biden

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Raccooon posted:

Iowa never going first again after this

yeah lol they just hosed up the gravy train

Ross DaouThot
Aug 31, 2018

when i hit that loud and open cspam the adam curtis music starts playing
"App crashing because its poorly coded = App was hacked by the Russians = it was rigged for Bernie" -MSM

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
the sooner iowa and it's corn syrup subsidies drop out of national politics the better the world is

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Thoguh posted:

No, everybody turned in their cards, the chairs did the math in front of campaign reps, the campaign reps sent the info directly to their campaigns, and everyone went home. The only people left are the precinct chairs who are reporting stuff to the Iowa Democrats.

Ok, so the campaigns know how many votes they got, but they don't know how many the other campaigns got? So they are all stuck with half ideas of how well they did?

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Jewel Repetition posted:

Lol they're going to revoke Iowa's first-in-the-nation status for this. Good

Crazy idea but why can’t all the states just do it at the same time, using the same methodology

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
The Democratic learned the lesson of the 2004 election and the Diebold system. Privately own the technology behind elections.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
the phone lines are down

repeat: the phone lines are down!!!!!!!!!!

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die
For those arzying, predictit still has Bernie at 71.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

what has to happen specifically to revoke iowa's status?

(Gestures vaguely at the internet right now, shrugging)

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

El Burbo posted:

big rigging

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

The Archaic posted:

Gap is closing


only 98% of results to come in, lol

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Strasburgs UCL posted:

great sign that we can't even tell if this is incompetence or cheating

lil column a, lil column b

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Tom Guycot posted:

do it in hawaii. let campaigns enjoy themselves for a change.

also at least one campaign staffer will fall in a volcano, so that'll own

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Bernie is winning the popular vote
Biden is hosed
CIA Pete is like 0.3% ahead on the 2nd round

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Azathoth posted:

dunno if there's a rule, but i would bet that there's an informal agreement with all campaigns to not release results that aren't like put out on twitter by randos at an individual location

absolutely no one looks good if they claim victory while the iowa dem hq is engulfed in flames

gently caress that i ain't gonna believe any delegate count that doesn't come from bernie's camp

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Strasburgs UCL posted:

great sign that we can't even tell if this is incompetence or cheating

It's the Democrats. It's both.

Dog Toothbrush
Oct 21, 2019

by Reene

Chuka Umana posted:

Isn't North of Duluth Canada?

nah it’s the most beautiful part of the state, it owns up there

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Jewel Repetition posted:

Lol they're going to revoke Iowa's first-in-the-nation status for this. Good

Make Michigan the new first. Des Moines becomes the new Detroit.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Jewel Repetition posted:

Lol they're going to revoke Iowa's first-in-the-nation status for this. Good

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
so you're saying downloading britney_spears_nude.mp4.exe from soulseek was a bad idea

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

cheating covered by incompetence

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

The Archaic posted:

Gap is closing



NOT SO FAST

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Chuka Umana posted:

Isn't North of Duluth Canada?

yes but theres still a lot of (very pretty) nothing to traverse to get to canada

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Holy crap Dems couldn't organize a paper bag!

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



exquisite tea posted:

Man why can't I just have a single easy election night ever again where everything goes according to plan and I can go to bed drunk and happy. Why does this poo poo always happen.

because you're a leftist lol

puppets freak me out
Dec 18, 2015

all this means is that the DNC needs to be emptied of all personnel and replaced with Bernie supporters

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls
NEW RESULTS

Bernie 1811
Warren 1636
Butt 1532
Klob 724
Biden 693

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



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