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Nonsense posted:Well the good thing is that it probably will be scrapped before Nevada. There's no way they're going to use it now, even if they announce some kind of update/patch. Is there enough time? Early voting starts in 12 days.
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Malleum posted:https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1224561674679488513 Kill Bristol posted:Caususes are trash but are probably better for candidates like Bernie who have younger and thus more enthusiastic and able bodied supporters willing to spend all night running around a high school gym and yelling at people. hmmm
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The Glumslinger posted:Oh my God Pretty sure this is intended!
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CubanMissile posted:Is there enough time? Early voting starts in 12 days. Pen, paper, bodies. I was expecting a loving call right at 9pm CST. This is unacceptable.
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Feb 4, 2020 06:42
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"He came as close to a victory speech as you can without knowing the results." He literally declared victory! He straight up said that he won!
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Potato Salad posted:Can somebody give me a TLDR The DNC had an app to report the caucus results but it broke. They had a backup phone hotline but it also broke. They have no results for now and we don't know when they will. Pete has basically claimed victory already, Bernie has also implied victory. Current rumor mill: Pete and Bernie got top two in some order, then Warren, then Biden in fourth or even maybe fifth. Biden faceplanting is the one clear piece of good news.
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Feb 4, 2020 06:43
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Being in Nevada I wonder is early voting the right call now or should I just go through the caucus shitshow? Like what avenue has the higher chance of my vote counting for poo poo.
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SkyLander posted:Being in Nevada I wonder is early voting the right call now or should I just go through the caucus shitshow? Like what avenue has the higher chance of my vote counting for poo poo. Early voting is probably the right call. The day of will likely be a complete shitshow.
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Potato Salad posted:Can somebody give me a TLDR The app that the Iowa Democratic State Party used to collate the results crashed spectacularly. Currently we only have results for less 2% of precincts, when we should be done with this by now. From reports that I've heard, the State Party might actually know the results right now, but Biden's lawyers are challenging them, so the Party is holding off on releasing them. The candidates might already know what happened. Bernie made a speech that *sounded* like a victory speech, but wasn't. Mayo Pete just put out a tweet saying that he won. So, basically, no one knows what gently caress is going on.
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youcallthatatwist posted:The DNC had an app to report the caucus results but it broke. They had a backup phone hotline but it also broke. They have no results for now and we don't know when they will. Pete has basically claimed victory already, Bernie has also implied victory. It was the state party, not the DNC.
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SkyLander posted:Being in Nevada I wonder is early voting the right call now or should I just go through the caucus shitshow? Like what avenue has the higher chance of my vote counting for poo poo. I'm wondering the same thing. I was looking forward to not being stuck in a room for three hours for this poo poo. 
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Feb 4, 2020 06:45
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Feb 4, 2020 06:45
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joementum, defend your love for caucuses immediately
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Feb 4, 2020 06:45
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So we're all doomed, then? Is that the takeaway from tonight? Because this sure feels like we're doomed.
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Feb 4, 2020 06:46
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my basic feeling is the top 3 candidates had staff or volunteers in 90% of the caucus sites and probably know who won unless it's literally too close to call.
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Feb 4, 2020 06:47
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Had a legit surreal moment while reading about this cluster gently caress because my wife decided to make toast. I caught the smell of it and thought " not like this."
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Feb 4, 2020 06:47
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I'm in California so in a couple days my ballot will come in the mail, I'll fill it out, and then drop it back in the mail. The week after that I'll check the Sec of State's website to verify they received my ballot. That's the process. This caucus poo poo is incredibly stupid and anyone who is proud or defensive of it should be summarily executed for the threat to democracy that they pose.
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This hell timeline,  , of course what we were hoping would be a good night for Bernie turned into an unmitigated shitshow instead.
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Feb 4, 2020 06:47
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Ragnar Homsar posted:So we're all doomed, then? Is that the takeaway from tonight? https://twitter.com/invinciblelaura/status/1223702446070910976?s=20
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Feb 4, 2020 06:47
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lol Petes just openly lying on twitter and noones buying it. Just hope the people watching the news dont believe this rat bastard either.
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Feb 4, 2020 06:47
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Malleum posted:https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1224561674679488513 I'm dead. Holy poo poo what a stupid country 
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Feb 4, 2020 06:48
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"He never said victory, he just said he's going to New Hampshire victorious!" Jesus Christ, just say the dude lied.
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Feb 4, 2020 06:48
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youcallthatatwist posted:Biden faceplanting is the one clear piece of good news. Biden faceplanting is momentum for Buttigieg, so I’m not sure this is as good as you’re making it out to be.
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Potato Salad posted:Can somebody give me a TLDR
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Ragnar Homsar posted:So we're all doomed, then? Is that the takeaway from tonight? I think the only hard takeaway from tonight is: "please don't start developing your vote counting app literally two months before the election".
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do not vote for liberals ever. not even for dog catcher
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Feb 4, 2020 06:49
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Well for those asking "how could you ratfuck a caucus" I feel that your answer has been delivered.
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Feb 4, 2020 06:49
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Office Pig posted:https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1224561674679488513?s=21 loving wonderful! We all remember what happy fun times we had at the Nevada Caucus the last time, right?
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Built 4 Cuban Linux posted:I think Pete might outperform. I don't know anything about Iowa but they probably love his corny-rear end personality. from 10am: nailed it
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Feb 4, 2020 06:51
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Roluth posted:I think the only hard takeaway from tonight is: "please don't start developing your vote counting app literally two months before the election". ... vote counting app with financial investments from a particular candidate and his spook cohorts.
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Feb 4, 2020 06:51
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At the end of a caucus, you know how your own precinct voted, right? So they couldn't possibly fake the votes without getting tons of people saying "wait, the official numbers for my precinct are wrong," right?
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volts5000 posted:loving wonderful! We all remember what happy fun times we had at the Nevada Caucus the last time, right? It wasn't the caucus, it was the state convention. Caucuses are absolute poo poo though.
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This made me LOL so goddamn hard. Thanks for that.
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Pakled posted:At the end of a caucus, you know how your own precinct voted, right? So they couldn't possibly fake the votes without getting tons of people saying "wait, the official numbers for my precinct are wrong," right? which is why they are never going to release the numbers
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Man gently caress Pete. Even if he won declaring victory like that is such bullshit. Uggh goddamnit depending on how my life works out I might be living in a swing state next November too. Don’t make me pull the lever for him dems.
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