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Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



uh won't that basically make macau's economy collapse?

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

If enough people die, the butthole flu will starve and we'll be safe again

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

That data's from 1/27

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/abscbnnews/status/1224562705358413829?s=21

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

:yeshaha:

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?
Waiting for a coronavirus vaccine fully paid for by governments and donations from the public to somehow require an up front cash payment of $28,000

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Kill All Cops posted:

Macau's hotels will still be open, right? What about the all you can eat buffets?

Still, a lot more clear leadership ability than Carrie Lam, who still isn't sure whether to completely shut all of China's traffic into HK or not.

HK is a part of China. how are they going to keep out traffic that is already there?

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Agronox posted:

...okay, I’ll bite. what’s the Madagascar joke?

https://imgur.com/gallery/H1Yvqb1

Literally google "madagascar shut down everything" for a bunch.

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

PathAsc posted:

I love the fact that Plague INC has become real.
In Cyberpunk 2020 all things are possible. Today we all learned that Shadow Inc is real as well!

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Tunicate posted:

Number go up

speed that number go up, also go up

Random Asshole
Nov 8, 2010


obviously not true, if it were this would be happening in Iran or Bolivia, and be spun by the media as cause to invade

imagine how much money the MIC could make selling all our troops military-grade, (semi-)armored containment suits!

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1224644614277226498

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

The Wuhan Exhibition Center is being converted into a quarantine ward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECWTBIYcR0I

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Ogantai posted:

The Wuhan Exhibition Center is being converted into a quarantine ward.

I read that as going the other way at first and tbh I wouldn't be surprised if that happened if/when this all blows over.

Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?

Learn how to run your own SIR models here:

https://www.r-bloggers.com/epidemiology-how-contagious-is-novel-coronavirus-2019-ncov/

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1224680387470716930

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


woops:

quote:

Additionally, according to this model, the height of a possible pandemic would be reached by the beginning of March (50 days after it started) with over 200 million Chinese infected and over 4 million dead!

Do not panic! All of this is preliminary and hopefully (probably!) false.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1224705470637715457?s=20

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


China really loves patting they own head don’t them?

Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?


all models are wrong. some are useful.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Ruggan posted:

China really loves patting they own head don’t them?

WHO has been jerking them off pretty well recently too

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
WHO has no power over anything. If they need to give a handjob to get the PRC to do anything, that's what they have to do

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

Random rear end in a top hat posted:

obviously not true, if it were this would be happening in Iran or Bolivia, and be spun by the media as cause to invade

imagine how much money the MIC could make selling all our troops military-grade, (semi-)armored containment suits!

Population density isn't great in Iran and Bolivia though.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1224711749984751616?s=20

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator


If you want to feel really fancy you can even fit your SIR model via Bayesian inference with Stan.

https://jrmihalj.github.io/estimating-transmission-by-fitting-mechanistic-models-in-Stan/

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
the thread title should just be "wu han flu, thanks for everything" wtf

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

baw posted:

the thread title should just be "wu han flu, thanks for everything" wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2yNnEhsFno

Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?

CottonWolf posted:

If you want to feel really fancy you can even fit your SIR model via Bayesian inference with Stan.

https://jrmihalj.github.io/estimating-transmission-by-fitting-mechanistic-models-in-Stan/

Super cool!

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

can't wait for the corona rub job

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


mr presdient... welcome to death crew

MyMomSaysImKeen
May 5, 2010
https://youtu.be/DrAHNBZuilM

Stressed over being quaranteed? Just cry to yourself in isolation.

Just be sure not to wipe your tears from under your eye protection.

MyMomSaysImKeen fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Feb 4, 2020

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1224762796094525440?s=20

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



Starting to hit Spanish Flu levels of "Oh gently caress we do not have nearly the capacity to handle this." I really hope China succeeds at quarantining this because imagine how much of a cluster gently caress this situation would be here in America.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



looking like thailand might be the first place it becomes epidemic outside of china

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Yeah. Basically a South Korean woman went on vacation there. Didn’t interact with anyone who was known to have it. And got it in South Korea after she came back. There’s no way that there’s just 20 cases Thailand.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


SKULL.GIF posted:

Starting to hit Spanish Flu levels of "Oh gently caress we do not have nearly the capacity to handle this." I really hope China succeeds at quarantining this because imagine how much of a cluster gently caress this situation would be here in America.

500m people got Spanish flu. We're not quite there yet.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
A lot of Spanish Flu deaths had to do with horrible medical conditions, poor hygiene and malnourishment, tho.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Forceholy posted:

A lot of Spanish Flu deaths had to do with horrible medical conditions, poor hygiene and malnourishment, tho.

it's a good thing america won't have those problems once it starts spreading here

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Idia
Apr 26, 2010



Fun Shoe

Forceholy posted:

A lot of Spanish Flu deaths had to do with horrible medical conditions, poor hygiene and malnourishment, tho.

Yeah but people got shittier lungs now with pollution and massive wildfires that go on for months.

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