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Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
Are more results actually coming at 7?

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Chuck Todd is arguing against advanced baseball stats now :argh:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

im *crack* *ping* ing over here

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plausible_deniability#History

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

doctor iono posted:

how the gently caress are none of the satellite caucus results in, these votes were done literally hours before the caucuses themselves

The carrier pigeons got sidetracked by some stale bread. We'll never know.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

PostNouveau posted:

:lol: yes like a million times over. If they were gonna ratfuck this thing in someone's favor, they had 3 better options.

None of the other 3 had the numbers, so they had to go with butt

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

zegermans posted:

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU VOTE FOR ANY CANDIDATE OTHER THAN BERNIE SANDERS

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


GO gently caress YOURSELF YOU oval office YOU DON'T SPEAK FOR ME OR FOR QUEER AND TRANS KIDS GO GET THE CHEESE ON A GIANT MOUSETRAP THAT'S ACTUALLY A GUILLOTINE

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

this debacle is making me realize how difficult it will be to maintain sanity and composure in the face of the obvious ratfucking that is still to come

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Ad_Analytics/status/1224827035706589185?s=20

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

hobbesmaster posted:

at least the CNN coverage is a lot of "lol biden". even "wow buttgieg won" is usually phrased as "lol this nobody mayor from Indiana beat the former VP"

biden's performance is genuinely shocking i think

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

T-man posted:

this might just make me a tankie, neat

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




T-man posted:

GO gently caress YOURSELF YOU oval office YOU DON'T SPEAK FOR ME OR FOR QUEER AND TRANS KIDS GO GET THE CHEESE ON A GIANT MOUSETRAP THAT'S ACTUALLY A GUILLOTINE

hes speaking for replicants

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Also, fun fact: there's a debate on Friday. If Pete tries to call himself the winner in Iowa, Bernie will loving destroy him. This is a fact.

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
okay 2020 lovely house of cards fanfiction it is

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/IanSams/status/1224828163139809280


huh

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Thundercracker posted:

Are more results actually coming at 7?

There should

but gonna bet there is no update to this count for 48 hours at the earliest

Lib_Crusher
Dec 6, 2018
The New York Times has a precinct map and practically none of the Quad Cities, Muscatine or Waterloo precincts are reported. Big carveouts in Des Moines, Cedar Rapids, and Sioux City too. If you wanted to carve out data deliberately to make Bernie look weaker than he is, this would be the data you'd use

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


Oh god please drop out

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

PostNouveau posted:

:lol: yes like a million times over. If they were gonna ratfuck this thing in someone's favor, they had 3 better options.

well the thing is, they can't really change the vote totals too much. They saw Joe "mmmm your hair is delicious" Biden and realised he was tanking, so they took their best stab at a way of releasing these votes in such a way that Pete gets a little advantage before the full results come out.

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



romanowski posted:

i'm cracking and pinging over here

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
Every updated set of numbers will be a differently gerrymandered 62% of the total that shows Bernie in second place

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Also, fun fact: there's a debate on Friday. If Pete tries to call himself the winner in Iowa, Bernie will loving destroy him. This is a fact.

do you think he will manifest as red bernie smooth bernie or wet bernie

Verus
Jun 3, 2011

AUT INVENIAM VIAM AUT FACIAM
Do it.





https://berniesanders.com/

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Squizzle posted:

hes speaking for replicants

Where do I sign up to be a Blade Runner

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Squizzle posted:

hes speaking for replicants

Republicants

mythicknight
Jan 28, 2009

my thick night

T-man posted:

this might just make me a tankie, neat

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

When even Ian Sams is saying nice things something is hosed up.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
And seriously, the only gay president I'm voting for is Buddy Cole

gregday
May 23, 2003

this would be a good time for Russia to release some hacked dnc emails

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
i wonder if this crystallizes things in Warren's head right now. the biden meltdown played out this way. not the other way.

... or if she is legit just a spoiler candidate and would rather see a succ dem win over bernie

unmeidestiny
Sep 25, 2009

Kitfox88 posted:

why the gently caress are people in here arzying when the best they can put out shows buttchug barely squeaking past bernie in his single strongest state? :wtc:

probably because the media had a "pete is now the front runner" narrative queued up and ready to go and they're currently using this to manufacturing consent to make loving Bernie in NH more plausible

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




pete retire

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

We all need this right now

https://twitter.com/RacismFactory/status/1098445846205661184?s=20

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

pathetic little tramp posted:

And seriously, the only gay president I'm voting for is Buddy Cole

amen!

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I'd vote for myself before I'd vote for Pete.

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

unmeidestiny posted:

probably because the media had a "pete is now the front runner" narrative queued up and ready to go and they're currently using this to manufacturing consent to make loving Bernie in NH more plausible

It's this

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/mviser/status/1224815305974845442
jesus christ

doctor iono
May 19, 2005

I LARVA YOU

Thoguh posted:

I hadn't noticed that what the gently caress.

Bosnian Islamic Center Zen Zen
https://twitter.com/Cannon_Online/status/1224497836328247296

Muslim Community Organization
https://twitter.com/Harbpeace/status/1224510467361603586

Al Najah Cultural Center
https://twitter.com/arieljrubin/status/1224534747361284096

no results

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
lmao I should be mad but I am completely truthfully, just 100% giddy and ready for the destruction of the Democratic party

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