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Skwirl posted:Oh god, to be a fly on the wall in the meeting where they finalized Gritty's look. If I put "Gritty" into google, the top three suggestions are Gritty Mascot Gritty Assault Gritty Punches a Child.
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Olaf The Stout posted:If I put "Gritty" into google, the top three suggestions are It was either bullshit or the kid had it coming. The best part was that none of the news articles so much as even implied that Gritty is a human wearing a costume, they just said stuff like "Gritty is accused..." or "Officers declined to pursue charges against Gritty."
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wizzardstaff posted:I did not know until this moment that Gritty was so new. I just kind of assumed it was an ancient, locally beloved but nationally unrecognized mascot that vaulted up from obscurity as a leftist meme. Trevor Hale posted:Gritty tweeting this to the Penguins on the day of his announcement elevated him to God tier Gritty is only a year and a half old!? 
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Mak0rz posted:Gritty is only a year and a half old!? 24 hour news and Trump being a complete gently caress up has completely destroyed the concept of time for the terminally online.
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Mak0rz posted:Gritty is only a year and a half old!? In the Trump timeline that is like 8 normal years.
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MizPiz posted:Pete isn't gay and his marriage to Chasten is a calculated sham Everything about CIA asset Peter Paul Montgomery Buttigieg is a calculated sham.
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MizPiz posted:Pete isn't gay and his marriage to Chasten is a calculated sham What a horrible loving take
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trapped mouse posted:What a horrible loving take I'm pansexual and can confidently say I've been with more men than both Pete and Chasten, so this comes from a position of authority. https://twitter.com/AdamFriedland/status/1224896850156818434?s=19
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MizPiz posted:Pete isn't gay and his marriage to Chasten is a calculated sham He's definitely gay. He's just lucky enough to come of political age at a time and place where a wide enough margin are ok with that. 20 years ago he'd be in the closet and gleefully voting for whatever homophobic legislation that crosses his desk if his PR guys think it'd be good for his career.
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MizPiz posted:I'm pansexual and can confidently say I've been with more men than both Pete and Chasten, so this comes from a position of authority. Glad to see you're the arbiter of gays. Is this like how you keep getting probed for deciding which jews aren't "real" jews?
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MizPiz posted:I'm pansexual and can confidently say I've been with more men than both Pete and Chasten, so this comes from a position of authority. *Lights the "cumshitter" signal*
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MizPiz posted:I'm pansexual and can confidently say I've been with more men than both Pete and Chasten, so this comes from a position of authority. There are more believable stage kisses in high school plays than whatever this is.
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Jeez, I thought that was skinny Harvey Weinstein for way too long. Growing up I had to listen to Limbaugh for two hours in the car on the way to and from school (unless mum was driving in which case it was Dr Laura). I hate that fat useless gently caress and I hate that I can still hear his voice on command cause it's so drilled in. Here's a good tweet: https://twitter.com/MasonL87/status/1224945691035762688?s=20
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This is so much worse than the Van Halen thing, she really was born in a vat and raised in a box lol. I hope its just fake. Also Mayo Pete is totally gay, gay folks can have passionless, empty political marraiges too.
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Mayo Pete is the final assimilation of gay politics into the white professional class hive mind, filing down all the edges and anything subversive or antiestablishment in favor of saying that corporate robots can marry the same gender, and that's all that needed to happen. Protestant heterosexuality without women. When the modern day movement really ramped up in the wake of AIDS, they were demanding an end to police brutality and universal healthcare. Now it's making sure gay millionaires can pass on their wealth to their partners, and making sure they all vote Democrat. All that needs to be said is that Pete's husband was that he cancelled an event at a gay bar at the last minute because there was a dancing poll on the background. Not a show, just the poll. But that was enough to detract from their nauseating "wholesome" image, so gently caress you members of the community I'm courting. E: cursed phoneposting Beelzebufo has a new favorite as of 16:43 on Feb 5, 2020 |
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The Little Death posted:Mayo Pete is the final assimilation of gay politics into the white professional class hive mind, filing down all the edges and anything subversive or antiestablishment in favor of saying that corporate robots can marry the same gender, and that's all that needed to happen. Protestant heterosexuality without women. When the modern day movement really ramped up in the wake of AIDS, they were demanding an end to police brutality and universal healthcare. Now it's making sure gay millionaires can pass on their wealth to their partners, and making sure they all vote Democrat. Polls are what filthy degenerates like politicians dance FOR, what strong, powerful sex workers dance ON, are poles.
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I’m not saying Mayo Pete isn’t gay, I’m just saying it wouldn’t surprise me if he wasn’t. He’s been a politician his whole life and has molding himself into what he considers the perfect candidate for president, so if he figures being gay would nab him extra votes, I’m sure he would play the role. I mean poo poo, the dude enlisted into the armed forces in his 30s just so he could have it on his resume. Dude is a loving liar.
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I know we all live in our online bubble but if you think that being gay is remotely electorally advantageous even in 2020 https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1225064032744431619 It might have some cachet in a handful of Democratic primary states but it would be a disaster for the general. IMO anyway, I stopped trying to predict what the idiot voters of the nation will do but you can always bet on bigotry coming through.
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zoux posted:Also how the hell do you just find that out then, that's like the major salient biographical detail of Pete. You're really overestimating the American public's ability to pay attention to anything at all
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zoux posted:Also how the hell do you just find that out then, that's like the major salient biographical detail of Pete. hey weird, it turns out these work for millionaires, too!
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I could pay my fair share of taxes... OR
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The Little Death posted:All that needs to be said is that Pete's husband was that he cancelled an event at a gay bar at the last minute because there was a dancing poll on the background. Not a show, just the poll. But that was enough to detract from their nauseating "wholesome" image, so gently caress you members of the community I'm courting. This was actually an honest mistake, he was afraid of having a photo taken near a prole but misheard.
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