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C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



pigz posted:

Like couldn't we just ut find the results? I mean not liek there wernt hundreds of people in msot of the missing plwces. Couldn't we jsut like I dunno search Twitter and likely find a picture? This is possible right? Like doesn't that Twitter guy know the unofficial counts? Surely....

Why hasn't a news org jsut like collated all this already?

Because thats work

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Goatse Master posted:

So why is it that the campaigns only had partial results? Like when Bernie released what numbers they had and Pete released his. Didn't the campaigns have someone at every precinct recording the results?

They may be intentionally keeping pace with the official results so as to have more legitimacy to contest discrepancies

Or maybe they just haven't compiled it yet, who knows

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Raccooon posted:

My prediction is Bernie has greater gap in pop vote maybe not delegate

solidifies Bernie and Butt have tie in state delegate count

Probably and it's time to hammer that Bernie won the popular vote which Democrats believe is what matters

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

i am a Heavy Bernie Place

:same:

actually all 3 of my kids would probably caucus for Rubble or Chase from Paw Patrol but jokes on them, we caucus long after bedtime lmao suckers

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

The Archaic posted:

CNN and Vox reporting results are coming in

post them

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/elections/results/primaries/democratic/iowa/

back to 0%

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

i agree. we should all "post them"

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010




Election cancelled go home

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



bernie and bust

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


bernie has more experience than any candidate in overcoming election fuckery, that's why he's best to go against trump

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

Raccooon posted:

how drunk are you lol

LOL. I wish. Haven't drank since August of last year.

My phone screen is cracked to poo poo which seem to interfere with typing. Sorry I sometimes forget to fix it.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

if the full iowa results come out tonight and push bernie ahead on SDEs i will do a max donation :toxx:

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Raiad posted:

was polk a "very definitely supported bernie" place, or a "you can tell by the context supported bernie" place

Its Des Moines and Ankeny (presumably the poorer precincts of it). The boxes are going to sit in the basement uncounted until the revolution comes

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009


lol omg

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls
btw, I would like to say I'm appalled at comparing Pete Bootyjudge to a rat. Rats are cute and intelligent, unlike Mayo Pete.

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Update back to 0 lol

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Can't believe we're doing multiball caucus, slam those multipliers Bernie

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
lmao even if we get full results, the Democrats won't mention the popular vote in Iowa

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



rudecyrus posted:

btw, I would like to say I'm appalled at comparing Pete Bootyjudge to a rat. Rats are cute and intelligent, unlike Mayo Pete.

The International Mischief of Rats must make a statement on this

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

The delegates have been caught!

edit: they got away.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

temple posted:

anyone calling for armed revolution over a public channel is posing or a fed.

that's why you never make it clear if you're trolling or not, half the forums thinks I'm crazy and the other half think I'm a gimmick. In reality I'm correct about everything forever.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I knew refreshing this thread frantically for 30 hours would finally bear fruit!

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

spacemang_spliff posted:

lmao even if we get full results, the Democrats won't mention the popular vote in Iowa

Yeah even if Sanders get the pop vote and delegate vote but state delegates are tied

then a tie will be the message.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



NotWearingPants posted:

I knew refreshing this thread frantically for 30 hours would finally bear fruit!

I just enjoy shitposting about the chaos

My Mother The Car
Feb 15, 2001
When does the hurting stop?
all the results were voided

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

My Mother The Car posted:

all the results were voided

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

What a poo poo show lol

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
KLOBMENTUM

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls
Bernie should drop his campaign's data tomorrow and declare victory

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

My Mother The Car posted:

all the results were voided

I deleted the spreadsheet we were counting the votes on! It's gonna take months to count them now!

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Thank god, the klobmentum is finally here

My Mother The Car
Feb 15, 2001
When does the hurting stop?
mayo pete hid the results!! can you solve his maze and win the prize(cheese)

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

bernie post on cspam it's joker mode time

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




:chloe:

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Raccooon posted:

Update back to 0 lol

hey guys im new at Shadow. I think I did something wrong here. can I undo DROP DATABASE iowaresults; ?

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Lol Iowa what the gently caress is going on

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Mayor yeet

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My Mother The Car
Feb 15, 2001
When does the hurting stop?
I've been up all day waiting on this poo poo come ooonnnnnnnnnnnnn you cornfuckers

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