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not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

At a rough guess, how many cases of child molestation do you think are associated with the people on that plane?

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Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
The more I see that picture the more I hate this country

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

not caring here posted:

At a rough guess, how many cases of child molestation do you think are associated with the people on that plane?

Considering Jim Jordan is on the plane, at least 100.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Did anybody else notice that dude throw up a ~~~Roman salute~~~ when trump talked about his dead brother

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

thank you gbs

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
Military family reunited at SOTU. Kids didn't give a single gently caress. Jody at their home right now quickly gathering his things.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Ken Bone Comeback posted:

Look, maybe all this has just been so much legitimate political maneuvering on the part of the Mayor Buttigieg campaign but I refuse to believe anyone caucused for Senator Klobuchar

That doesn't even make sense. Name one fuckin person you know that supports her

I know one. His parents are DoS, grew up in NOVA, thinks Warren's plans are too radical, and is utterly insufferable.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1224898419938021378?s=20

NJersey
Dec 1, 2008

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Dumb election bullshit aside, where can one find a current total of Corona numbers?

I forget which thread on SA I got this link from, might even be this thread, but it's great.

https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

AllDogsGoodDogs posted:

Military family reunited at SOTU. Kids didn't give a single gently caress. Jody at their home right now quickly gathering his things.

This reminds me of the Marines inviting celebrities to their ball. I got to think it has to be somewhat traumatic for kids to have their parents suddenly appear after a many month absence.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

SimonCat posted:

I got to think it has to be somewhat traumatic for kids to have their parents suddenly appear after a many month absence.

This has been the take of every child psychologist since it became popular. Explaining to kids deployment timelines is healthier than a clickbait video of surprising a kid at school.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Is this the most boring official Dem response in recent memory, or is it just her calm tone of voice?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


mlmp08 posted:

This has been the take of every child psychologist since it became popular. Explaining to kids deployment timelines is healthier than a clickbait video of surprising a kid at school.
Plus it's really attention whorey.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Watching Wu-Tang on NPR instead of SOTU.

https://youtu.be/ALUKDkOxVPo

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Casimir Radon posted:

Plus it's really attention whorey.

Drives me up the loving wall every time I see it

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

He's such a thin skinned narcissistic dick-wipe that I bet the attention this is getting is eating him alive from the inside out.

Good.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
something something only a state like China could pull things off like create 2 1000+ bed hospitals in 6 days and https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/1224435560451698689?s=19

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

SimonCat posted:

Watching Wu-Tang on NPR instead of SOTU.

https://youtu.be/ALUKDkOxVPo

This some real good poo poo right here. Loving ODB's son following in his dad's footsteps. The Tiny Desk Concerts series is one of the best programs coming out of NPR.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Eej posted:

something something only a state like China could pull things off like create 2 1000+ bed hospitals in 6 days and https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/1224435560451698689?s=19

Well that's loving heartbreaking to understate it

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums

"His two favorite things are politics and science fiction books, and I can never tell which one he's talking about."

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008





:thunk:

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

I was honestly surprised he didn’t trot SOC Gallagher out there, but he’s probably saving that for the Republican Convention or something.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Na man election night. "This man does the best warring... and if the democrats had their way... defiling the corpses...of our enemas... would be a thing of the past. So sad. Vote for me so we can keep defining our animas"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

MrMojok posted:

I was honestly surprised he didn’t trot SOC Gallagher out there, but he’s probably saving that for the Republican Convention or something.

The Secret Service wouldn’t let them.

I’m making that up, but it wouldn’t surprise me.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
This doesn't sound great

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1224979777208995840?s=19

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Pundit classes saying Secret Agent Butt won handily, momentum and now lease on life. Sanders nothing unexpected, meh, it’s a turnout thing.

Warren though wow that’s unexpected that she did this poorly! Maybe New Hampshire will be better? New Hampshire will be better! We can’t wait for New Hampshire! Yaaaaay Warren!

Amy Klobuchar was also present.

Tythas
Oct 3, 2013

Never felt at home in reality
Always hiding behind avatars


Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Dumb election bullshit aside, where can one find a current total of Corona numbers?

This map is a live map created by Johns Hopkins University using data from the WHO, CDC, ECDC, NHC and DXY

https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


In my heart the medal of freedom was awarded to Rush's tumor.

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp
A bit more detail on the Acronym folks behind the lovely caucus app... It was founded by the Dollar Shave Club guys (article should be shown in the final tweet):

https://twitter.com/MaraWilson/status/1224815709290553344

https://twitter.com/rachelmillman/status/1224814705719508993

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
I have tried over and over to convince my daily shaving friends to just buy a handle and as many gajillion double sided razor blades as you want for $0.06/ea but "non-crazy" people think that using a safety razor is a surefire way to accidentally slash your throat open as you rush through your morning routine

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
According to my beard, razors are a waste of money.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
I started shaving a couple times a week to look like a normie for job interviews, but I agree shaving is pretty lame

Its way lamer if you're spending like $1 for each razor blade and even lamer still if you're fuckin subscribing on a monthly basis to overpriced razors

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I use an electric razor.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/MEaglen/status/1225059224222359553?s=20

Interesting to see how the pie gets split up exactly.

Also, but how are we going to pay for M4A!?!?!

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I use an electric razor.

This is the correct answer

Tythas
Oct 3, 2013

Never felt at home in reality
Always hiding behind avatars


In Russia, something happened at the Institute for the Study of Nuclear Reactors. The authorities called it "little pollution in the snow", the background radiation is increased, in several areas announced the extension of school holidays "due to flu" . Authorities are asking not to go out on street


Note Site is in Russian

http://ulnovosti.ru/content/6/Na_NIIARe_neshtatnaya_situaciya_Zhiteley_Dimitrovgrada_prosyat_ne_vyhodit_iz_domov/

Here is a translation

quote:

an emergency situation at the Institute for the Study of Nuclear Reactors. Dimitrovgrad residents are asked not to leave their homes



According to official information circulated by NIIAR, in order to quickly localize the pollution site, a cartogram of the site is being removed. The movement of personnel on the territory of the institute is temporarily suspended. “All the reactor plants of the enterprise are operating normally, there is no threat to the health of personnel. According to the unified state automated system for monitoring the radiation situation, indicators of the radiation background both on the territory of the institute and beyond do not exceed the control levels of the radiation background, ”the company’s corporate website says. True, you will not see such information on the NIIAR's official website.

The fact that access to the territory of the enterprise is prohibited is also confirmed by our sources at RIAR. According to them, everyone was simply closed in the buildings of the enterprise, forbidding them to leave. Now they are checking the industrial site to make sure that there is no more pollution, but according to workers, in the morning, the dosimetrists discovered a spot of radioactive contamination. They say that the night shift caused the waste to be removed.

According to Rosatom, radiation readings are slightly overestimated in the Fakel camp (23 mcr / h), at Himmash (from 17 to 20 mcr / h) and in the area of ​​the river Mullovka. Here, according to eyewitnesses, schoolchildren were closed and are not allowed to go home after classes have already been completed. A similar thing happens in Dimitrovgrad itself.

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/MEaglen/status/1225059224222359553?s=20

Interesting to see how the pie gets split up exactly.

Also, but how are we going to pay for M4A!?!?!

Cancel the Marine Corp.

Cut AD army in half.

Tax the rich???? naahhhhh lol

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

According to my beard, razors are a waste of money.

Growing a beard: a good option if you couldn't grow a chin.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I use an electric razor.

My dude

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/MEaglen/status/1225059224222359553?s=20

Interesting to see how the pie gets split up exactly.

Also, but how are we going to pay for M4A!?!?!

This has been the case forever. It doesn't make any sense from an operational standpoint, but it does when you consider how the DOD is a big pissing match between services.

I don't know if creating a unified service would fix this or just make it easier to hide the spending.

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Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Lou Takki posted:

Cancel the Marine Corp.

Cut AD army in half.

Tax the rich???? naahhhhh lol

I’m trying to understand why we need a massive AD Army (particularly BCTs) in this day and age. Keep enough active around for training, intel, SOF, various support functions, etc. and enough active BCTs to give time to mobilize ARNG/Reserve units in the outbreak of an immediate conflict. We’d have to grow the ARNG first though I guess, maybe slowly convert active units to ARNG at their current locations.

We’d save assloads on housing lower enlisted and paying them to rake rocks 90% of the time.

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