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Rat posted:That's 10 / 30 processed tests Someone stuck on board the Quarantined Diamond Princess ship started up a twitter feed. https://mobile.twitter.com/quarantinedond1 Another with more videos from on board: https://mobile.twitter.com/daxa_tw (Tiawanese) Facebook account of a dude stuck on the ship (English) https://www.facebook.com/david.abel.75 Atricks fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Feb 5, 2020 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Stay safe Burt Stay safe sexual ghost
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Burt Sexual posted:I’m second guessing my super expensive trip rn where you going
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Xaris posted:where you going the graveyard at this rate
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Burt is taking his special lady on a romantic getaway To Wuhan
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Feb 5, 2020 06:22
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Alan Smithee posted:Burt is taking his special lady on a romantic getaway
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Feb 5, 2020 06:34
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I love y’all idc what people say
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Alan Smithee posted:Burt is taking his special lady on a romantic getaway Wuhan is just a stop, their destination is the morgue
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Feb 5, 2020 07:00
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Imagine going on a cruise ship during a global pandemic, that's probably the best way of getting the virus outside of walking right into a Wuhan hospital and making out with a confirmed case
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Feb 5, 2020 07:04
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Yeah but look at zombie fiction people on cruise ships survive.
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I’m v strong
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QuarkJets posted:Imagine going on a cruise ship during a global pandemic, that's probably the best way of getting the virus outside of walking right into a Wuhan hospital and making out with a confirmed case Going on a cruise seems like a miserable experience even when everything goes great
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Feb 5, 2020 07:36
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poty posted:Going on a cruise seems like a miserable experience even when everything goes great It’s not sorry
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Burt Sexual posted:I’m v strong Do you have a room with a balcony or a window? Or when the quarantine inevitably kicks in will you be trapped for 14 days in a windowless cell in the bowels of the ship, quietly waiting for the toilet to backfire and blast infected feces from the neighbouring cabin all over you?
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poty posted:Going on a cruise seems like a miserable experience even when everything goes great I thought the same about resorts until I went to an all inclusive in Mexico and now I have seen the light.
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poty posted:Going on a cruise seems like a miserable experience even when everything goes great It's actually a lot of fun when it goes great but sometimes someone has norovirus or a novel cold virus from wuhan and then it's not going great
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Illuminti posted:Do you have a room with a balcony or a window? Or when the quarantine inevitably kicks in will you be trapped for 14 days in a windowless cell in the bowels of the ship, quietly waiting for the toilet to backfire and blast infected feces from the neighbouring cabin all over you? I have a two room suite w a balcony it looks nice I’ll take pix
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Burt Sexual posted:I have a two room suite w a balcony it looks nice I’ll take pix Good. Your lady will still have a room to wait in while your corpse is stinking up decomposing in the other one.
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I went on a cruise when I was like 10 and it was alright. All the fun stuff was off-shore excursions like snorkeling, etc. The boat itself wasn't much fun, way too many annoying rear end old people hogging every square inch of space. For the price I'd rather just fly to one of the destinations and spend a week hanging out on the beach instead. Also yeah a bunch of people got sick as hell (combo seasickness + some minor stomach bug) and there were some credible rumors of someone getting sexually assaulted by one of the seasonal temp employees which is uh, apparently shockingly common on cruises. Grizzled Patriarch fucked around with this message at 08:58 on Feb 5, 2020 |
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Feb 5, 2020 08:48
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my first cruise i was too young to gamble and buy all the dumb weird poo poo the second cruise they had just removed the casino so i plugged my laptop in the tv and ordered room service a bunch
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Booty Pageant posted:my first cruise i was too young to gamble and buy all the dumb weird poo poo hell yeah from jacking it in the boy's locker to jacking it in davy jones' locker
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Feb 5, 2020 09:04
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poty posted:Going on a cruise seems like a miserable experience even when everything goes great
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:I went on a cruise when I was like 10 and it was alright. All the fun stuff was off-shore excursions like snorkeling, etc. The boat itself wasn't much fun, way too many annoying rear end old people hogging every square inch of space. For the price I'd rather just fly to one of the destinations and spend a week hanging out on the beach instead. yeah basically that. flights are like $270 from US to europe right now, just go hang out on a nice greek island or croatian beach for a week drinking limoncellos for cheap. also quintessential cruise ship experience: https://harpers.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/HarpersMagazine-1996-01-0007859.pdf
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Xaris posted:yeah basically that. flights are like $270 from US to europe right now, just go hang out on a nice greek island or croatian beach for a week drinking limoncellos for cheap. I watched a documentary about cruises on the Mediterranean and what striked me the most (besides it being a huge scam for old and poor people dreaming about having a luxury experience) was that the air pollution levels on the deck of the ships were off the charts, and every time a ship is docking in a city, that city's air quality declines dramatically. "Carnival Corporation, the world’s largest luxury cruise operator, emitted nearly 10 times more sulphur oxide (SOX) around European coasts than did all 260 million European cars in 2017." SpaceGoatFarts fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Feb 5, 2020 |
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Feb 5, 2020 09:39
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Look at this super exciting stuff they're missing out on on the Q-Ship Also, lol at Cirque du Solei: Delirium. I think they've got plenty of delirious passengers right now, no need to go out for it.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:I watched a documentary about cruises on the Mediterranean and what striked me the most (besides it being a huge scam for old and poor people dreaming about having a luxury experience) was that the air pollution levels on the deck of the ships were off the charts, and every time a ship is docking in a city, that city's air quality declines dramatically. That's mostly because EU regulations mean there's almost no sulfur in car emissions these days. Granted, that's for the good reason of air quality, but that's a less alarming statistic than it sounds. Cruises are good for old people and families with kids, if you're not either probably not worth it vs an all inclusive resort. I'd not call them a scam by any means, simply expensive since ships are complicated vs hotels. Depends how much of Europe you want to see in 2 weeks in comfortable conditions, though. Nothingtoseehere fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Feb 5, 2020 |
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Feb 5, 2020 10:00
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A screening of Holmes and Watson because they clearly didn’t want to outshine any of the other activities lol
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Nothingtoseehere posted:That's mostly because EU regulations mean there's almost no sulfur in car emissions these days. Granted, that's for the good reason of air quality, but that's a less alarming statistic than it sounds. They did measure the air quality on the deck when no wind and it was really bad though. Like standing on a crossroad in a big polluted city. Also I said scam because basically it advertises the cruise at a certain price but eventually people end up paying much much more because of all the extras and shops and activities. I know the same happens on resorts, but to a lesser extent, and you could see everything on the ship was oriented toward making the customer purchase more stuff 
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Burt, no! https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1224932170982215680
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Alan Smithee posted:i wonder if you get a chorus of people on a boat yacking and making GBS threads just because they are in the vicinity of one person doing it like someone told me ages ago that the black plague was largely hysteria and people dying of placebo or something.
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In my experience cruises are good for 1) taking a quick trip to eastern europe to buy cheap poo poo 2) getting drunk with old people 3)
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Fartbox posted:In my experience cruises are good for
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the booze costs just as much, the money just goes to corporate profits instead of paying for your roads and poo poo lol
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Is BNO like the Official SomethingAwful News Source for wuhan virus or something. I mean their Wikipedia checks out but this thread is literally the first and only I’ve heard of them
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Vegetable posted:Is BNO like the Official SomethingAwful News Source for wuhan virus or something. I mean their Wikipedia checks out but this thread is literally the first and only I’ve heard of them I raised this few pages ago and asked how reliable a news source they are and no one really answered me
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