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baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

yeah to wu han flu is too many syllables, wu han flu would be better

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


IT'S HERE

https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1225133857713934336?s=20

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

vyst posted:

I wish people wouldn't call this a US case even though the person is currently on US soil. To me a US case would be someone that contracted it in the US. But i get the reporting need of it

Now this person giving it to other people stateside will be interesting.

I mean the person has the virus and was in Madison and maybe interacted with someone in Madison before they went to the hospital even if they caught it in China.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




rip

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

You're in Wisconsin? You've got bigger problems than coronavirus.


















I post from Arkansas.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

can’t wait for it to cross the Saint Croix!!

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

RandomBlue posted:

You're in Wisconsin? You've got bigger problems than coronavirus.


















I post from Arkansas.

Wisconsin owns

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
If anyone's curious, this is pretty good explanation of how airlines handle these types of viruses: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldm3n0hEsd4

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Doorknob Slobber posted:

ive never had the flu ever

you’re missing out

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Kazak_Hstan posted:

you’re missing out

On some awesome sick leave

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1225182925894967297

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK
that ten cent leak thing was probably bullshit, sorry for arzying. I guess China just really loving hates the flu. :ms:

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
Nothing on the internet is real. Even more so if it supports your world view.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1225194441243287552

BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011


This lady is prepared.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


BoldFace posted:



This lady is prepared.

For a shitstorm or a blowing her nose?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Zil posted:

For a shitstorm or a blowing her nose?

She has a teenage son that loves anime way too much

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Zil posted:

For a shitstorm or a blowing her nose?

It could be a stock photo from hurricane season in Florida.

Duckaerobics
Jul 22, 2007


Lipstick Apathy
I just heard that two people from Auburn University have the virus, a faculty member and a student. I don't know if they are confirmed cases or just symptomatic and suspected. The faculty member is apparently in quarantine in Atlanta, presumably after flying into the country. This is from someone I know who works in the HR department.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

the story about the scots celebrating when the Black Plague hit England and then all promptly dying too, only its Minnesota and Wisconsin

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
just wanted to say the thread title is the bees knees

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


motherFUCKER

I live in Madison. My wife works at that hospital. gently caress

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Ruggan posted:

motherFUCKER

I live in Madison. My wife works at that hospital. gently caress

Lol inching closer and closer to the first goon infection.

Who says we don't have skin in the game?!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

congrats

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

SKULL.GIF posted:

Lol inching closer and closer to the first goon infection.

Who says we don't have skin in the game?!
I live about an hour away from that Washington case, I’m in the running.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1225205249910149120?s=19

Ripperino to that ship

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1225202569649295363

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1225213316332740608

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Oof, so we're up to I think almost 4000 new total cases?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Looks like torpedoing it in international waters will be the only way to make sure it's contained.

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

mobby_6kl posted:

Looks like torpedoing it in international waters will be the only way to make sure it's contained.

No! That's how Gyo started!

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
experts have said its plateaued

go home goons nothing to gawk anymore

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


nikosoft posted:

No! That's how Gyo started!

what does the coronavirus smell like?

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

SKULL.GIF posted:

Lol inching closer and closer to the first goon infection.

Who says we don't have skin in the game?!

My wife is an ED nurse at a major hospital that had Ebola patients from all over the country flown there during that whole mess a few years ago. She is also undergoing chemo therapy, and we have two kids under two years old so I really really don't want that poo poo here

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

BoldFace posted:



This lady is prepared.

this is me

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!


don't do it
When you want to go to it

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


B-Rock452 posted:

My wife is an ED nurse at a major hospital that had Ebola patients from all over the country flown there during that whole mess a few years ago. She is also undergoing chemo therapy, and we have two kids under two years old so I really really don't want that poo poo here

Your wife is doing chemo and is still working as a nurse? drat

:salute:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


B-Rock452 posted:

My wife is an ED nurse at a major hospital that had Ebola patients from all over the country flown there during that whole mess a few years ago. She is also undergoing chemo therapy, and we have two kids under two years old so I really really don't want that poo poo here

Your wife sounds like a badass, doing chemo and nursing at the same time plus a kid?

VomitOnLino
Jun 13, 2005

Sometimes I get lost.
Every time I think I cannot be any more horrified by American healthcare, a post like this comes along.
Man all respect to your wife and I hope she gets well.

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




B-Rock452 posted:

My wife is an ED nurse at a major hospital that had Ebola patients from all over the country flown there during that whole mess a few years ago. She is also undergoing chemo therapy, and we have two kids under two years old so I really really don't want that poo poo here

I didn’t know they have nurses dedicated to ED

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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Rated PG-34 posted:

I didn’t know they have nurses dedicated to ED

nice JAV title

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