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an armed militia willing to die for a cheap bastard's cows
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People ing about chintzy Confederate statues getting torn down
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 21:38 |
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cool dance moves posted:People ing about chintzy Confederate statues getting torn down My state government paying a neoconfederate group for the state to give them a Confederate statue on public property so it would be illegal for the state to take it down
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 21:44 |
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Millions of dollars
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 21:44 |
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 22:27 |
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cool dance moves posted:People ing about chintzy Confederate statues getting torn down people crying about confederate statues that were put up in the 1920s to make sure the blacks knew who was in charge
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 22:51 |
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Tony Blair cucked Rupert Murdoch and Fidel Castro is Justin Trudeau's dad
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 22:57 |
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cool dance moves posted:People ing about chintzy Confederate statues getting torn down back when this stuff was heavily in the news someone found one of these monuments in arizona, and they tarred and feathered it. lmao
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 22:58 |
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MikeCrotch posted:Tony Blair cucked Rupert Murdoch and Fidel Castro is Justin Trudeau's dad I had forgotten about nipplegate.
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 23:38 |
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TB to 22 hours ago when all the polls and trends showed Bernie with a decisive lead in Iowa and then turns out we can't get results because the app that was funded by the Buttigieg campaign crashed but then they released 62% of the vote that conveniently showed Butt winning.
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 00:52 |
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TB to 22 hours ago when somebody thought the nearly foolproof system of "how many people are standing next to a sign" needed to be improved by a freemium app.
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 01:26 |
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36 SNL alumni coming to the heroic defense of Al Franken when he got metooed
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 05:58 |
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Echo Chamber posted:36 SNL alumni coming to the heroic defense of Al Franken when he got metooed The male cast of Arrested Development, on camera, mansplaining Hollywood sexual politics to Jessica Walter after she went public about Jeffrey Tambor's serial emotional abuse
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 07:39 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czqtjk_iGFU
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 07:55 |
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Sean Spicer Chews and Swallows 35 Pieces of Gum Every Day Before Noon
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 07:56 |
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i don't remember this, because it didn't happen, here's a funny thing to think about: an alternate timeline where hillary wins, metoo happens, and the way she treated bill's victims is actually scrutinized
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 07:58 |
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Finicums Wake posted:Sean Spicer Chews and Swallows 35 Pieces of Gum Every Day Before Noon That is a lot of fiber
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Finicums Wake posted:Sean Spicer Chews and Swallows 35 Pieces of Gum Every Day Before Noon Lol he probably takes a rainbow colored poo poo every day
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Tulip posted:TB to 22 hours ago when somebody thought the nearly foolproof system of "how many people are standing next to a sign" needed to be improved by a freemium app. You thought you were making hyperbole with “freemium app”, but it’s actually worse than that because the app was sideloaded under the guise of “testing”.
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 08:41 |
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https://twitter.com/jacknicas/status/1224814552224681984?s=21
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 08:42 |
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Buddy of mine posted this and thinking about Bernie Sanders laughing at you as you see your new Medicare for All card cracks me up: The year is 2022, two years into the regime of President Sanders. You wake from a troubled sleep to a pounding at your door. Upon staggering over and open it, you're confronted by the cast of Chapo Trap House. One of them points to your living room and hoots "Nationalized." They pile in, accompanied by a legion of fans, all eerily pale man with ominously scraggy beards. A bong appears from somewhere and they immediately start talking about a Communist book that came out in the 1800s. It looks like you're the Main Character on Twitter today. You decide to get out as soon as possible, but then remember under the terms of the Green New Deal, personal showering has been replaced by five minutes of looking at a picture of Greta Thunberg frowning. You don't have it in you today, so you pull on some clothes and push through the "studio," that used to be your living room, where they are earnestly reading an ad for yet another meal delivery service to a rapt audience of strangely skinny men. The streets are quiet nowadays. They have been ever since private transportation was banned. You grumble your way to the bus stop. Public transportation is now free, reliable, and unburned by partol cops waiting to bust people. You hate it. Around you, people gather, bringing their kids to day care, none of it means-tested, or their guaranteed government jobs, which don't even HAVE shareholders to benefit. The bus arrives on time. Somehow, it looks smug. It usually does. You board and sit down next to a young woman talking excitedly on her Berniephone. It seems she's joining a union. You sneer to yourself about the workplace protections she has now. But what about her management? What about her right to work? All these things have been forgotten. At the next stop, several students on their way to their now-free university get on, eagerly discussing the not-STEM coursework they're doing. There was a time not too long ago when they would've had backbreaking student loans for taking such an unmarketable degree. And if they complained, they would've been told to "learn to code." Maybe they should have. The bus rolls on, past the statue of dril going up in the town square, where the boards that once showed the stock markets now show the best dunks online. They just started supporting animated gifs. "Hello, COMRADE," says an antifa, catching your attention. "Haven't seen you on Twitter lately!" God. Twitter. Use is now mandatory, but the Bernard Brethren patrol it with religious zeal, and anyone making bad posts is sent to the gulag where they have to read theory and learn basic shitposting. You can't imagine why anyone would be mean or sarcastic online, but decorum has been forgotten under the reign of Zinger-in-Chief Oscaio-Cortez. "Oh, uh," you stammer, fumbling with your phone. "Scared of the Bernard Brethren?" They taunt you. "They only want to earnestly debate you." You feel your anger flare but keep it under control. Getting mad offline is almost as bad a criminal offense as getting mad online. "I deleted," you venture. "You...logged off?" The antifa says, clearly impressed. "Few have the strength." Strength. That's what you have. All you wanted was capitalism with some tinkering around the edges. But the centrists couldn't get their act together. Even Dread Abuela's late entrance into the race couldn't help. Fortunately, the bus stops and you scurry off before antifa can ask you more questions. Your job is one of the few private jobs remaining, but it does you no good. You have secure, steady employment at a reliable wage, with workplace protections ensuring you can never be fired without cause. You hate it. But you grit your teeth into a smile as you pass your coworkers. It's not you that you feel bad for. It's the shareholders. No one thought of the shareholders. "Oh, hey," your union rep says as you go straight to the coffee. "You're not coming to the meetings as much. Is something wrong?" God, unions. You have an organized workplace now. You can't imagine living like this forever, knowing your job will be there tomorrow. You steel yourself. The shareholders. The party donors. The party establishment. They'd want you to carry on. "Oh, it's just, I..." "We're renegotiating benefits," your rep says seriously. "I'd love to get your input. We want to make sure everyone's needs are accounted for." Needs? What about the needs to make a profit? What about the needs of the landlords? Why doesn't anyone think of the landlords? Instead you seized their property and now people can just live wherever they want. Oh, god, you're saying it out loud. Bellowing, more like. Your rep looks terrified, but the momentum is going. You didn't want socialism. You didn't want guaranteed medicine. What you wanted, what everyone sensible wanted, was technocratic tinkering around the edges, triangulation, adult, reasonable compromise that takes both sides into account... You feel the needle and the sedatives kick in as workplace mental health arrives on the scene. "Like on the West Wing..." you slur as you sink to the floor. It's nice to sleep without dreaming of podcasters and their loyal mobs for once. You wake up in the hospital. Monitors beeping. A doctor looking at your chart. "You're awake," he says, the voice somehow familiar. "Looks like you just got a little too excited. Better be careful. You could have a heart attack." "My...my co-pay," you say blearily. "I still have...Blue Cross..." You start to fumble for your wallet. "There's no need for that," the doctor says, pulling his mask down. It's Bernie Sanders. "We finally got you, you son of a bitch," Bernie says with a big grin. You look down and see it in your right hand. A Medicare benefits card. You scream.
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Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6swm3l19knc
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Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:Buddy of mine posted this and thinking about Bernie Sanders laughing at you as you see your new Medicare for All card cracks me up: Now you are immune to rubella
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Filthy Hans posted:The male cast of Arrested Development, on camera, mansplaining Hollywood sexual politics to Jessica Walter after she went public about Jeffrey Tambor's serial emotional abuse On May 3, 2018 in interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Tambor apologized for the actions that led to the accusations, and mentioned one "blowup" he had with Walter during production of Arrested Development. On May 23, 2018, Tambor's Arrested Development co-star Jessica Walter said in a New York Times cast interview that Tambor had verbally harassed her. "He never crossed the line on our show with any, you know, sexual whatever. Verbally, yes, he harassed me, but he did apologize ... In like almost 60 years of working, I've never had anybody yell at me like that on a set."[20][21][22] whoa crazy
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 19:02 |
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Tambor was in Death of Stalin when that came out and they edited him out of the posters lmao
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 23:25 |
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haven't thought about Herman Cain in a couple weeks
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waitangi_dildo_incident
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What is Assad doing!?
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 01:09 |
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StashAugustine posted:Tambor was in Death of Stalin when that came out and they edited him out of the posters lmao ahahahahahaha
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 01:13 |
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Krazyface posted:haven't thought about Herman Cain in a couple weeks I just remembered cain & the 9 9 9 plan
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 03:02 |
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Herman Cain stole his signature policies and speeches from SimCity and Mewtwo and for that I salute him.
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Scott Stapp from the band Creed in 2014 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/scott-stapp-threatened-to-assassinate-obama-family-claims-in-911-call/
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 04:25 |
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Lol for as freaked out as he was at the time, I wonder how even more freaked he was when he noticed the homeless guy sleeping on the floor
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 04:28 |
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lmao
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Eleanor Pwnsevelt posted:Scott Stapp from the band Creed in 2014 the fat guy from Blues Traveler got pulled over and had something like 15 guns in a custom compartment in his SUV
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 05:04 |
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A few days ago the register buried the final Iowa Poll because a friend of pete complained lmao
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I'd like to know more about the friends of pete.
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