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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > PRIMARIES: Good morning and welcome to the Shit Show!
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Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
I keep mashing "LOL, LMAO" into the keyboard but I really can't express the entirety of my lols and lmaos

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Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
 IM FUCKIN HOOTING AND HOLLERING FOR BERNIE loving SANDERS

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jota posted:

can't wait for bernie to pull ahead in the meaningless sde count media have been focused on so they start instead reporting its a tie with each getting 11 delegates
this is obviously exactly what they're going to do

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Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

 it turns out all those requests to post hog weren't for naught

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Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
POST the LAST RESULTS you loving COWARDS

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004

Apraxin posted:

ALL HAIL

ALL HAIL OUR LORD NEEDLE

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1225298054049357826

Cohn leaning in lmfao

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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

 https://twitter.com/people4bernie/status/1225296615822389249

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Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Lemming posted:

IM FUCKIN HOOTING AND HOLLERING FOR BERNIE loving SANDERS
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Gulping Again
Mar 10, 2007

Xaris posted:

that poo poo is loving tame compared to what everything like Hormel and Smithfields are doing

hormel fired everyone at a previous unionized plant and started an spinoff corporation called "quality pork products, llc", literally across the street, where they rehired people at a fraction of the wages and no/lovely benefits. in order to eek out more profits they figured they could scrap pig brains for a little more poo poo to sell to china but it's too slow a process to do manually. instead they used exploited immigrant workers to use compressed air stations to blow out the pig brains into a container, but turns out pig brains are very similar to humans and when aerosolized triggers autoimmune response and makes people real sick. some of the immigrant workers complained and got sick and were fired immediately and denied all benefits and now having permanently hosed up brains.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2011/06/hormel-spam-pig-brains-disease/

don't buy industrial meat, especiallyt hormel and smithfield. local pasture farms are fine but holy hell is the Big Meat ones are insanely terrible and has gotten worse since the jungle
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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

 https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1225297476208381952

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Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Lemming posted:

IM FUCKIN HOOTING AND HOLLERING FOR BERNIE loving SANDERS
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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Soapy_Bumslap posted:

I keep mashing "LOL, LMAO" into the keyboard but I really can't express the entirety of my lols and lmaos
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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

doctor iono posted:

this is so loving insane to me, the satellite caucuses were largely public as network bait before the "real" caucuses started, how the gently caress could they not factor them into the model

PMC class incompetency pisses me off so much, they have no loving clue.

Because if they didn't go along with the multi-day Pete pump, they would lose their top tier DNC access and be treated like network anchor plebs when Pete/Biden wins anyway

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pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




 lmao

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1225299339720974336

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TwoStepBoog posted:

https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1225297476208381952
guys they're right. we need to be more respectful of these white guys fighting for their right to the status quo

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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Lemming posted:

IM FUCKIN HOOTING AND HOLLERING FOR BERNIE loving SANDERS
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 can someone update the mortal kombat tower

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress this i'm getting a beer

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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

doctor iono posted:

lmfao forever

how the gently caress does the statistical expert not notice this, i'm a dumbfuck working class nobody that noted this like 12 hours ago

It was intentional.

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Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
 BERNIE MOTHER loving SAAAAAAAAAAAAANDERS AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

 folks always play the margins when you are working the game

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 oh ho ho Hasan tried to trick me into hearing the high high hopes song but I muted it in time, I will never listen to that song it will never pollute my mind like a virus as I've seen happen to so many others

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Epic High Five posted:

Cohn leaning in lmfao

Not gonna lie, he's a bit succ but fairly benign and a little endearing

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taco_fox
Dec 14, 2005

 bernie bernie bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE

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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Bernies strategy of quietly letting the DNC and the rat kill themselves worked perfectly

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Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

 https://twitter.com/2tacopequeno/status/1225295967072768000

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Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/JonahFurman/status/1225297285019586560

as goes the hog plant so goes the nation

jonah loving rules

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paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

pancake rabbit posted:

lmao

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1225299339720974336

:greatgift:

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Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

 Back in my college days I defeated a better engineering team by playing the margins.

always play the margins.

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Shipon
Nov 7, 2005
 BERNIE! *click*

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

It was intentional.

Be careful, "bernie bros just yell about how iowa was rigged while we have long moved on" was a big theme 4 years ago, don't get bogged down once we get to next week

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ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
 Another ia1 satellite that bernie swept:
https://twitter.com/Ant_organizes/status/1224513149463908352
folks hes doing it

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C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



 The best part is all the tweets and reports of these massive satellite caucuses being insanely good for bernie with thousands of votes for him as he outreaches to unrepresented communities was there this entire time and the establishment just ignored it hoping people would move on.

Bernie I was wondering where those votes were. Now we loving know.

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Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

oh ho ho Hasan tried to trick me into hearing the high high hopes song but I muted it in time, I will never listen to that song it will never pollute my mind like a virus as I've seen happen to so many others

i'm sorry, i heard it, please, we agreed that if one of us did the other would do what needs to be done

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 GIVE US THE FINAL RESULTS SO I CAN GO TO BED GODDAMNIT

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Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

 It so loving owns that Butt declared victory prematurely because he believed minority votes wouldn't mattee, in fact it should be told to the rat fink by everyone everywhere

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rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls
If this goes on for another day, I swear

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pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




 bernie sanders will win the presidency and pull us out of this hellscape timeline with his bare hands

we can not fail him

spam the gently caress out of the "bernie won iowa" message everywhere you can

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Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


 just popping in now...... what’s the update?? did bernie fuckin do it??!!!

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