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Her father would look at me and say, "Eno enoa juang," which means, "This guy...this is not my kind of guy."
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Vietnamwees posted:I used it as I bathed. 
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Feb 6, 2020 16:10
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Yama hama, it's Fright Night! 
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Feb 6, 2020 16:16
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Yama hama, it's Fright Night! It's a Festivus miracle!
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Feb 6, 2020 20:03
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Alhazred posted:It's a Festivus miracle! How long have I been asleep? What year is this?
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Feb 6, 2020 21:55
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Who figures an immigrant is gonna have a pony? 
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Feb 6, 2020 22:26
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Who immigrates from a pony having country to a NON-pony country!?
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Feb 6, 2020 23:23
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Vietnamwees posted:Who immigrates from a pony having country to a NON-pony country!?
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Feb 6, 2020 23:34
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I think there's a mental hospital near here.
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Feb 6, 2020 23:57
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TMMadman posted:I think there's a mental hospital near here. My brother in law was there for a couple weeks. The man was obsessed with lactating women! They completely cured him. Although he still eats a lot of cheese.
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Feb 7, 2020 00:02
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potee posted:My brother in law was there for a couple weeks. The man was obsessed with lactating women! They completely cured him. Although he still eats a lot of cheese. You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.
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Feb 7, 2020 00:14
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What's taking her so long? You send me to get a pair of underwear I'm back in 30 seconds.
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MightyJoe36 posted:What's taking her so long? You send me to get a pair of underwear I'm back in 30 seconds. Hey, guess what! Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under thirty seconds!
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Feb 7, 2020 14:29
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Feb 7, 2020 16:44
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Gyshall posted:Is that good? He's a bad seed. He's a horrible seed. He's one of the worst seeds I've ever met.
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potee posted:He's a bad seed. He's a horrible seed. He's one of the worst seeds I've ever met. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. More of that, difficult. I'm a difficult seed.
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. More of that, difficult. I'm a difficult seed. Hey LifeGetsWorser, you ever kill a man?
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Feb 7, 2020 17:54
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TMMadman posted:You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups. 
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Feb 7, 2020 18:25
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I lived with him for 40 years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house, he turns into J. Edgar Hoover!
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Feb 7, 2020 19:35
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Rageaholic posted:I lived with him for 40 years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house, he turns into J. Edgar Hoover! 
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Rageaholic posted:Vietnamwees, I'm gonna fix everything! I have a lawyer who knows someone in the Immigration Department. They're gonna straighten the whole thing out. The wheels are in motion. Things are happening even as we speak! Let's go for the green! You know a good lawyer?
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mojo1701a posted:Let's go for the green! You know a good lawyer? 
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My father was hanging out with a man in a cape? *Nods yes* ...was my father wearing a cape? *Nods no* ...hmm...why would my father be with a man in a cape...What would a man in a cape be doing with my father...
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Feb 7, 2020 21:33
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I tell you what this is. This is a public humiliation!
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This ep always got me, because if somebody asks me who I am, I don't answer "I'm Bob's Audio Visual Technician."
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He LOVES the slop! He's a mudder! His mother was a mudder! His mother was a mudder? ...what did I just say?
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Feb 8, 2020 06:32
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Vietnamwees posted:He LOVES the slop! He's a mudder! His mother was a mudder! A muffin top store? What did I just say?
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Ginette Reno posted:A muffin top store? Top of the morning to you!
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Alhazred posted:Top of the morning to you! Do we really need the exclamation point at the end? I mean we're not saying "Top of the morning TO YOU!"
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Vietnamwees posted:Do we really need the exclamation point at the end? I mean we're not saying "Top of the morning TO YOU!" 
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I've yada yada'd sex.
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Rageaholic posted:I've yada yada'd sex. But you yada yada'd over the best part.
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TMMadman posted:But you yada yada'd over the best part. 
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Rageaholic posted:No, I mentioned the bisque 5 cups, chopped porcini mushrooms. Half a cup of olive oil. 3 pounds of celery...
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Feb 8, 2020 22:20
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Rageaholic posted:No, I mentioned the bisque 
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WSAENOTSOCK posted:She eats her peas one at a time. So, yeah, that's funny. Hey, you wanna hear something weird? Mr. Rageholic eats his Snickers bars with a knife and fork.
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TMMadman posted:So, yeah, that's funny. Hey, you wanna hear something weird? Mr. Rageholic eats his Snickers bars with a knife and fork. He probably doesn't want to get chocolate on his fingers. That's the way these society types eat their candy bars.
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potee posted:He probably doesn't want to get chocolate on his fingers. That's the way these society types eat their candy bars. 
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potee posted:He probably doesn't want to get chocolate on his fingers. That's the way these society types eat their candy bars. Oh, how could you possibly know that!? What? You think I eat all my meals with you?
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