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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > PRIMARIES: Good morning and welcome to the Shit Show!
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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
 Bernie literally stopped himself from rolling his eyes when Perez' recount was brought up

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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

 KILL EM BERNIE

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Eodoin
Dec 3, 2014

T-man posted:

WE HAVE MORE COMMON CLASS INTEREST WITH THE TRUMP VOTER THAN THE DNC BOSSES! SOLIDARITY FOREVER!
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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
this press conference owns

get em bernie

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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao this press conference

Exasperated Bernie is a pretty good Bernie.

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Three people in a discord I'm in already planning to drive to Milwaukee for the convention over this poo poo

gently caress you Tom Perez

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003

T-man posted:

WE HAVE MORE COMMON CLASS INTEREST WITH THE TRUMP VOTER THAN THE DNC BOSSES! SOLIDARITY FOREVER!
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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

 Today is the day Bernie became President

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Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



 lol perez demanding a recanvass when its obvious that bernie won just to delay the inevitable, Bernard WON and will continue WINNING

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papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
BERNIE'S PRESSER IS SO GOOD AND I'M REPOSTING IT BECAUSE YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY WATCH IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m63KAjt4UHo

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nah
Mar 16, 2009
Bernie goddamn owns goddamn owns

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
lmao eat poo poo DNC

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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.
*smirk* "I got 6000 more votes"

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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


 gently caress EM UP BERNO :berninator:

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slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
“because I got 6000 more votes” lmao

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 lololol Bernie loving bodied Pete there

“because i got 6000 more votes”

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Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I'm canvassing in new Hampshire on Sunday.

What am I supposed to tell the people who open the doors I knock on

How do I look them in the eye and tell them that their vote matters

tell them the dems are trying to steal it from bernie, and voting for bernie is the best way to tell the dems to gently caress off? i am told spite is a great motivator

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pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




 "senator why should we believe your victory speech over mayor pete's?"

"because i got 6000 more votes."

BERNIE loving SANDERS

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Where's a link to the bernie presser

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Wutang-Yutani CORP
Sep 25, 2005

CORPORATIONS
RULE
EVERYTHING
AROUND
ME

 HAHAHAA that buttigeig question what loving mook asked that

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
 BERNIE!

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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Why should people believe your victory speech over Pete's?

Kick this guy the gently caress out.

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punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
gently caress you butti i got 6000 more votes
- bernie

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Mostly Lurking
Sep 25, 2008
 Bernie smacking Pete around lol

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Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
 "because we got 6000 more votes" lmao

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

 holy poo poo that question looool

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Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


 hopefully the people with russia derangement syndrome can appreciate the experience bernie has in overcoming fixed elections now

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wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

 I got 6000 more votes lol drat

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Wutang-Yutani CORP
Sep 25, 2005

CORPORATIONS
RULE
EVERYTHING
AROUND
ME

pancake rabbit posted:

"senator why should we believe your victory speech over mayor pete's?"

"because i got 6000 more votes."

BERNIE loving SANDERS

YES

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
 LMAO

Bernie was asked why he should be considered the winner after Pete already declared it, and Bernie said "Because I got 6000 more votes than he did." and WINKED

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 fantastic presser, if Perez doesn't take this and move on he should be removed from office

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
 "Mayor Pete declared victory, why should we believe you?"
"Because we got 6000 more votes. Where I come from that's called the winner"

:kiss:
:berninator::berninator::berninator::berninator:

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



 bernie sanders

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wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

 Thread moves to fast that should have been an emptyquote

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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

 LOL THIS OWNS

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

HE HAS THE SHIELD! HE HAS THE loving ANTI-MATTERING SHIELD!
WE'RE GONNA SAVE THE WORLD!
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papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica

gh0stpinballa posted:

A SECOND MCKINSEY SPOOK

https://twitter.com/Fiorella_im/status/1225352585143439360?s=19

my deep stateometer is perk perk PERKIN

loving loll that all of this is ultimately another fuckup by Reid Hoffman.

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Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
 A recanvass just at the satellite caucuses full of minorities and immigrants were finally going to get their votes counted. Way to disenfranchise all non-white voters DNC. Amazing.

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Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
JOURN: "Why should people believe your victory speech over Mayor Pete's?"
BERN: "Because I got 6000 more votes. Where I'm from the person who gets more votes is generally regarded as the winner. Next question."

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 bernie

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