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Millionaire hair stylist.
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Jon Peters?
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Feb 4, 2020 08:45
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Lobok posted:Jon Peters? Director: This is Spider-Man. Jon Peters: I had hoped he'd be bigger 
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Feb 4, 2020 11:57
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Push El Burrito posted:Millionaire hair stylist. I like how it's using the pretext of a Hollywood adaptation to mock the tropes of other comics.
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Feb 4, 2020 13:15
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Is he a hairstylist that is a millionaire, or a hairstylist for millionaires? 
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Feb 4, 2020 21:34
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Johnny Walker posted:Is he a hairstylist that is a millionaire, or a hairstylist for millionaires? I really hope that the next strip is all the nearby reporters overhearing his outer monologue.
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Feb 4, 2020 21:41
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"And so Spider-Man saved the day, allowing pollution of the world's oceans to continue unabated"
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Feb 4, 2020 21:44
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"Namor is trying to stop pollution of the world's oceans? How can I, a super-hero, prevent this travesty?"
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Feb 5, 2020 00:27
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Johnny Walker posted:Is he a hairstylist that is a millionaire, or a hairstylist for millionaires? MJ is worried the poison isn't acting fast enough
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Feb 5, 2020 00:31
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Jerusalem posted:Director: This is Spider-Man. You know these would have to make an appearance. 
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Feb 5, 2020 03:53
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"How can I get at Namor so I can mess everything up until the Avengers come to save me?"
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Feb 5, 2020 18:17
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 MJ thought she knew you, Namor. What happened?
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Feb 5, 2020 18:51
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"But sire, buxom redhead Jean Grey is aboard..."
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Feb 5, 2020 20:37
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Johnny Walker posted:
My plan to stop marine pollution: sink cargo ships.
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Feb 5, 2020 21:19
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Lobok posted:You know these would have to make an appearance. How did they make the coolest spider man toy look so lame on tv? 
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Feb 5, 2020 22:14
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Feb 5, 2020 23:23
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This is when Peter discovered jumping.
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Feb 6, 2020 00:42
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 Yes! More garbage for my undersea realm!
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Feb 6, 2020 13:31
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Now what do we do about all the toxic stuff contained in that ship that is now being spread around by the sea's currents? You know like its fuel and a large part of its cargo?
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Feb 6, 2020 15:31
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Lobok posted:And my offer of an open marriage remains, Namor. Just because I won't become your wife doesn't mean we can't have some fun. Face it tigershark, you just hit the jackpot! Just realized I could have made this post a polyNamorous joke.
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Feb 6, 2020 19:16
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Cat Mattress posted:Now what do we do about all the toxic stuff contained in that ship that is now being spread around by the sea's currents? You know like its fuel and a large part of its cargo? Wait until it kills everyone in Atlantis except Namor, who then goes on aggro rampage blaming Peter-Man for some reason.
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Feb 6, 2020 19:58
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The ship was carrying used women's combs.
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Feb 6, 2020 20:10
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At least it wasn't barrels. Ridiculous!
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Feb 7, 2020 05:02
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Feb 7, 2020 18:06
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I guess nobody remembers how ships used to gather together with military escorts in convoys in World War II.
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Feb 7, 2020 19:39
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Cat Mattress posted:Now what do we do about all the toxic stuff contained in that ship that is now being spread around by the sea's currents? You know like its fuel and a large part of its cargo? A bigger question is why Namor makes his soldiers dress in nothing but a thong and cape.
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Feb 7, 2020 20:42
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Alhazred posted:A bigger question is why Namor makes his soldiers dress in nothing but a thong and cape. If you had an army of buff men at your command, would you not have them wear nothing but a thong and a cape?
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Feb 7, 2020 21:45
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Alhazred posted:A bigger question is why Namor makes his soldiers dress in nothing but a thong and cape. I know who can answer that for you. *a lively lobster begins to sway his tail and beat on a steel drum*
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Feb 7, 2020 21:46
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Alhazred posted:A bigger question is why Namor makes his soldiers dress in nothing but a thong and cape. why not
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Feb 7, 2020 21:54
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Intimidate them with the superior Atlantean package. The capes are actually fins for undersea movement.
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Feb 7, 2020 21:56
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Peter: I'm not going to stand for this! Spider-Man breaks into Congress and assaults multiple politicians.
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Feb 7, 2020 23:44
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Jerusalem posted:Peter: I'm not going to stand for this! It'd be the most heroic thing he's ever done.
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Feb 8, 2020 00:01
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Binary Badger posted:I guess nobody remembers how ships used to gather together with military escorts in convoys in World War II. They're the male members of his harem.
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Feb 8, 2020 01:34
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Alhazred posted:A bigger question is why Namor makes his soldiers dress in nothing but a thong and cape. He doesn't. Just like the Custodes bodyguards in Warhammer 40k, they just decided going into battle nearly naked and oiled up was just a good thing to do to impress their leader, overall. Then they just stopped the pretense and did it while offduty too.
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Feb 8, 2020 09:10
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She kinda snuck in that,"I used to be his wife" line in the middle of a LOT of dialogue 
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Feb 8, 2020 11:55
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Please stop using the word "throbbing".
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Feb 8, 2020 14:30
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'Why does my spider sense keep engorging' wouldn't sound too hot either, though.
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Given how old these strips look, I'd say there's still at least 30 years of "throbbing" before he stops using that word.
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