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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Blind Rasputin posted:

Yeah I remember reading The Guns of August, and it described how at the beginning of the war the French military was still hung up on the old as heck tactics of marching toward the enemy in straight lines while wearing red pants. The Germans, on the other hand, said gently caress that to all those old gentlemen agreements and began the war decked out in drab scrubs and employing gorilla warfare like tactics. They just eviscerated the French armies in the most lopsided unfair battles. Not even playing the same sport.

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Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008




:shrug:

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Barbara Tuchman wrote an amazing sequel to The Guns of August, Howitzers for Harambe: the third YOSPOS campaign. Definitely a must read.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
It wasnt even guerilla tactics, armies would just march their soldiers forward into machine gun fire. I think the belgians did the same thing to the germans before they got shelled into oblivion

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Blind Rasputin posted:

Yeah I remember reading The Guns of August, and it described how at the beginning of the war the French military was still hung up on the old as heck tactics of marching toward the enemy in straight lines while wearing red pants. The Germans, on the other hand, said gently caress that to all those old gentlemen agreements and began the war decked out in drab scrubs and employing gorilla warfare like tactics. They just eviscerated the French armies in the most lopsided unfair battles. Not even playing the same sport.

That's not really true though. The Germans had plenty of massed formation, and plenty of them got blown to hell. Their advantage was in their more modern artillery arm.

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

By more modern, it means that the Germans knew they had to crack heavy forts during their advance, so they had more proper artillery instead of just field guns. Whereas the French were still convinced about the dominance of the field gun, mainly in the form of the classic Soixante-Quinze (75mm cannon model 1897), since the French plan didn't involve smashing any superheavy forts. The German heavy howitzers were a big advantage over French field guns, but they didn't plan to use them to win artillery duels, they planned to use them to crack French and Belgian bunkers. After all, the majority of German heavy guns were 7.7 cm FK at the start of the war, which are practically the same as the Soixante-Quinze. It was a technology advantage of born of luck.

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


The first part of the war tends to show up in a lot of pictures like this:


Essentially the basic unit of combat seems to be a platoon in extended line within shouting distance of the platoon leader. Even just with rifles combat must have been incredibly deadly, let alone when the big weapons got involved

CMD598
Apr 12, 2013
I can't get over the cuirassiers.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

CMD598 posted:

I can't get over the cuirassiers.



Why would you want to?

:swoon:

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Because three seconds after this picture was taken they charged something and died

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

aphid_licker posted:

Because three seconds after this picture was taken they charged something and died

My point stands :colbert:

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Blind Rasputin posted:

Trench warfare must’ve had to be the most godawful thing to ever exist during WWI.

How about arctic conditions and Austro-Hungarian leadership and organization. An excerpt from a book I read about the Carpathian front:

quote:

Readers of this investigation will note the frequent depiction of Habsburg troops as utterly exhausted and increasingly apathetic. At the risk of sounding repetitive, the mental and physical condition of Habsburg troops is critical to understanding the Carpathian Winter War. The exhaustion experienced in combat under winter conditions is incomprehensible to those who have not suffered under such circumstances. Reading the daily log-books of Habsburg units participating in the Carpathian Winter War, one would be hard-pressed to find an entry that did not include the words ganz eschopft ("utterly exhausted"). The men's physical and mental exhaustion was exacerbated by hunger. Food supplies often did not reach the front, and those that did were often frozen solid. The men began to hallucinate about food, driving them to near insanity. In the winter of 1915, not only did Habsburg Supreme Command decide to deploy massive armies into a region unfit for a major combat operation, but also, it did so with no provision for the most basic of necessities - food, clothing, and shelter.

...

The worst conditions were experienced during winter months. Weary soldiers spent the long winter nights struggling to stay awake to avoid frostbite or freezing to death. Emotional fatigue set in, compounded by the impact of the elements and the lack of food and sleep. Compasses malfunctioned, leading units, some as large as regiments, to march blindly in circles in dense woods during blizzards. Water jackets froze, leading machine guns to misfire or fail to fire. The troops often had to resort to warming their rifles over fires so the weapons functioned properly.

...

The Carpathian Winter War provided significant for many reasons. It would be the final campaign for the once revered k.u.k. army. In the chaos of the opening battles, the Habsburg army sacrificed 40 percent (420,000 men) of its mobilized combat troops (100,000 dead, 220,000 wounded, 100,000 prisoners of war). Only 404,000 professional officers, noncommissioned officers, and soldiers of the million-man army fought in the initial August-September campaigns. Thus, well over half of the Habsburg army was now made up of reservists or Landsturm troops (comparable to the U.S. pre-Iraq War national guard). Tons of war materiel, weaponry, food, 216 artillery pieces, and 15,000 railroad rolling stock and hundreds of kilometers of railroad tracks and locomotives were also forfeited in the battle and subsequent retreat. Furthermore, in sacrificing Galicia, grain warehouses and important manpower were also lost. How could these be replaced?

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
You'd think France would have learned their lesson about cuirassiers after Waterloo.



A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Ouch.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

I'm sure he didn't feel a thing.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


It's just a flesh wound

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

The KuK army, you say?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

McNally posted:

You'd think France would have learned their lesson about cuirassiers after Waterloo.





If you want to get an appreciation of what it would be like to be on the receiving end.

Caconym
Feb 12, 2013


That's a lot more impressive accuracy than I ever imagined.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Caconym posted:

That's a lot more impressive accuracy than I ever imagined.

Civil War artillery had rifled cannons.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

CMD598 posted:

I can't get over the cuirassiers.



“Hey fellas isn’t war fun? Haha ok see you all after the battle. Look out jerry here we come!”

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

nope nope nope nope

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/ArmsControlWonk/status/1225219482076897281?s=20

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


Hahahaha how the gently caress is danger from this type of artillery real hahaha soldier just drive away from the area like soldier close the hatches haha

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

McNally posted:

Civil War artillery had rifled cannons.

Yeah I was staring at that earlier, and I think it's an unrifled Napoleon. Looks like it's bronze at least.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

PittTheElder posted:

Yeah I was staring at that earlier, and I think it's an unrifled Napoleon. Looks like it's bronze at least.

I saw at least two different kinds of guns, but yeah neither of them looked rifled.

Dang, I didn't realize the smoothbores could get that kind of accuracy either.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Fun fact: a lot of injuries from solid shot cannonball came from being hit by fragments of bone and meat from the guys next to you that received direct hits and exploded

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Scratch Monkey posted:

Fun fact: a lot of injuries from solid shot cannonball came from being hit by fragments of bone and meat from the guys next to you that received direct hits and exploded

I think mythbusters looked into this and busted it. It makes sense, the amount of energy it would take to accelerate random debris at an angle yet retaining enough velocity to injure is insane and unlikely.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Wooden ships on the other hand...

Can't find it now but there's a video of a team firing a cannon at a replica side of a wooden hulled sailing ship, and a load of wooden people silhouettes just getting completely demolished by high speed splinters. poo poo was no joke.

Also someone on the milhist thread said that cannonballs move slowly enough that you could see them coming, which led to soldiers doing poo poo like trying to kick them aside as them flew towards them (with inevitable results).

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Uh, the muzzle velocity of most cannon post 1800 was at least 1000 f/s as I recall which is still stupid fast. You aren't trying to kick a 1000 f/s shell out of the way. Maybe if it landed short and bounced / rolled at you.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

MikeCrotch posted:

Also someone on the milhist thread said that cannonballs move slowly enough that you could see them coming, which led to soldiers doing poo poo like trying to kick them aside as them flew towards them (with inevitable results).

This kind of thing makes me not wonder why the officers looked down upon the regular troops so much.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Some guy in a thread said they would line their shirts with hardtack to soak up the blow

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Smiling Jack posted:

Maybe if it landed short and bounced / rolled at you.

They did tend to bounce and roll at you, at least in the 18th century.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


I think bouncing them was how you did it, not sure why. Something with the ballistic arc? Easier to bounce it than to make it drop right on that enemy line? It's in this well-researched documentary so that dispels all remaining doubts for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJfkWyxe-g8&t=130s

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Sorry, yes - should have specified that was for bouncing round shot. I don't know for sure but I think it's an aiming thing, where you ideally want to bounce the shot just in front of a mass of enemy infantry so it hits as many people as possible, and it's easier to aim short rather than risk overshooting.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Fallom posted:

Some guy in a thread said they would line their shirts with hardtack to soak up the blow

softening your hardtack by keeping it in your warm sweaty armpit all day mm mmm

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Fallom posted:

Some guy in a thread said they would line their shirts with hardtack to soak up the blow

As a result, most of the injuries on the battlefield were from hardtack splinters

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Smiling Jack posted:

I think mythbusters looked into this and busted it. It makes sense, the amount of energy it would take to accelerate random debris at an angle yet retaining enough velocity to injure is insane and unlikely.

I know its not the same thing but it reminds me of a train-suicide a couple of years back. Someone jumped off a platform, and at least one bystander was seriously injured by the resulting corpse-debris.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

If the sailors of yore could see modern Saltine crackers they'd be so jealous.

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Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuck...utm_name=iossmf

Also, not combat but this video is still the most insane explosion I’ve ever seen. And fitting commentary!


https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/d6bxcd/it_gets_worse/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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