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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/nytimesworld/status/1225442057361281024

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AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012


I believe the technical term is "Chinese room". They then communicate their symptoms by sliding papers under the door. :v:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



BoldFace posted:

Oh gently caress, the zombies are here.


There's some reports that the CCP forced doctors to hook him back up to machines after he was dead for like 5 minutes to be able to shroud the reality he died. Probably as trustworthy as the above stuff, but there you go.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



yikes

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


China's take on the "weighted companion cube" is a little off the mark imo

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Shaocaholica posted:

Looks like the virus only feeds on the old and spares the young. Sounds engineered to me to solve China and indirectly Japans aging population problem :thunk::tinfoil:


India mostly young folk right?

More likely to kill old people is a feature of literally every virus ever

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


QuarkJets posted:

More likely to kill old people is a feature of literally every virus ever

The doctor that just died who tried to alert the public early was in his mid thirties.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
if the censors dont wake up soon this could get tasty

https://twitter.com/muyixiao/status/1225526482497343489

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


Hope they're not using the Shadow app to gather the results.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

What the gently caress

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Spergin Morlock posted:

Hope they're not using the Shadow app to gather the results.

this says pete buttigieg has 27,148 cases of coronavirus?

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

BoldFace posted:

Oh gently caress, the zombies are here.


It was so awesome when they brought Hi-C ECMO cooler back.

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000


this is absolutely chilling. holy poo poo. I’ve never seen anything like that. literal horror movie poo poo.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

it is every citizen’s final duty to go into the cube and become one with all the people

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Day Man posted:

The doctor that just died who tried to alert the public early was in his mid thirties.

Yes. More likely does not mean solely, it means more likely. Young healthy people die of influenza every year but old people are more likely to die of it, along with everything else, by nature of having weaker immune systems

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/OuterWorlds/status/1225527546076377100?s=20

thats it. i have lost all faith in the CCP and President Xi. its time to unleash chang, jeb

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

https://twitter.com/OuterWorlds/status/1225527546076377100?s=20

thats it. i have lost all faith in the CCP and President Xi. its time to unleash chang, jeb

This disease is an attack against gamers.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

https://twitter.com/OuterWorlds/status/1225527546076377100?s=20

thats it. i have lost all faith in the CCP and President Xi. its time to unleash chang, jeb

Jfc

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012



:stare:

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Trillhouse posted:

this is absolutely chilling. holy poo poo. I’ve never seen anything like that. literal horror movie poo poo.

yeah that was way worse than I thought it would be

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wa4U6TQlNI

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Trillhouse posted:

this is absolutely chilling. holy poo poo. I’ve never seen anything like that. literal horror movie poo poo.

yeah i think im gonna skip the masks and stock up on cyanide instead (kidding)

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
biggest surprise is they're still doing an OW switch port

Lokar
Mar 10, 2006

make sure you turn the sound on

it goes from creepy to oh god oh god that’s a murder box

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

eric ciaramella posted:

biggest surprise is they're still doing an OW switch port

That's gonna give the devs toxic levels of gaming and also the flu will probably decimate the team

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


T-rex chases big rear end Corona virus then gently caress

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Trillhouse posted:

this is absolutely chilling. holy poo poo. I’ve never seen anything like that. literal horror movie poo poo.

Don't you know that in America the police execute citizens too????????????????????????? Pfeh, Western "leftists".

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1225541843783442435

I won't say it.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
wu wu wu
flu know it

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

studio mujahideen
May 3, 2005

the account he got that video from is some random account using the WHO logo for their av, that also posted “shocking footage of someone spreading the virus on purpose in a grocery store!” and was made this month


makes you think

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

https://twitter.com/OuterWorlds/status/1225527546076377100?s=20

thats it. i have lost all faith in the CCP and President Xi. its time to unleash chang, jeb

Oh no, Switch players won't get a boring, poo poo, liberalized version Corporate New Vegas (in Space!).

I still want my $40 back.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
all about the mathematical modeling that says that there are probably 50,000 new cases a day, not 3,000 whoo boy

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
2009 except slightly more deadly here we go toot toot

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Forceholy posted:

Oh no, Switch players won't get a boring, poo poo, liberalized version Corporate New Vegas (in Space!).

I still want my $40 back.

The Outer Worlds is basically the Spacers Choice version of a RPG.

studio mujahideen
May 3, 2005

lmao they didnt even bother deleting their old tweets, very lazy

https://twitter.com/chaddha_lal/status/1218037961150779393?s=21

seems like a good source for info

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Some youtube channels that have compiled video's.
links from reddit
youtube.com/channel/UCZLHy9hZnVw_-B9fW-pRdYQ/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCa7ZRz10Z7VCxLHcSRQrWAQ/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCVKDKWKR498Ut2m8H5oUEcA/videos
It is not safe for work/mind.
Its unverified, there is fake news and racism, so don't blame me for any of this poo poo.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
for reference our best estimate is that 61 million people got the flu in the US in 2009

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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Varinn posted:

lmao they didnt even bother deleting their old tweets, very lazy

https://twitter.com/chaddha_lal/status/1218037961150779393?s=21

seems like a good source for info

people with disaster fetishes posting fear-mongering videos itt? impossible

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